alright everybody community season two episode 22 and be sure to mash that subscribe button if
you want to join me on my community journey let's get into it that's how paleolithic hunting tribes
overtook early agricultural civilizations is it right we don't know don't care but so far
you're all getting a's oh okay what a teacher gotta love this college nice shot oh
thanks whoa okay anthropology who knew that's true everest since day one this
class has been nothing but ridiculous you're not drinking someone is cruising
for an a-minus oh no i'm with children well the young babies love the sauce you know drink
what is that warm this is not your child change how do you know women have a connectedness to
their bodies that you would never understand you have a booger i know it's a part of me what
to never telling the day okay so what's it gonna be about we got a bit of love dynamic between
those two oh man what's her name we used to guy in the dnd episode and that was the girl that always
gets ignored and she had the bucket hat on and got into her pierce well i got to forget their
names right now but we got that and anthropology just seems like a big waste of time but draw a
party and gotta love it he's a writer who's doing a piece on me for dean magazine wow why star burns
into it so much professor never seen it well proceed what was the school flag the anus flag
the exam paper in my office but it is a real doozy wow
this is a real college we should check out the world food festival in the parking lot no way
what's with star birds you know what not different equal equal to whites you know
what better than whites oh i think you're trying too hard dean oh no surely you okay uh-huh just
a little indigestion is she going into labor are we finally gonna see it change babies are
always premature we just ate fast because we're better at obtaining nutrients the movie today
word cool hey guys why do you do that well let me and let me into the handshake oh no it's
their handshake a thousand dollars whoa man he buys his way into everything i'm falling in love
i don't know so have you considered natural childbirth are you kidding me from what i'm
told the real high is the endorphin rush of a chemical-free birthday backseat
julie's on her third kid she doesn't need a 30-year-old slacker with two one-eyed cats
governing her body first of all disqualified yourself from this conversation the moment
you decided to grow away i regret nothing burly's going into labor something's not right
oh boy okay boy every mop on campus oh my god did you pick one baby oh i hope it is a chang
baby since chang is my favorite character in the show of course if i could have everyone's
attention actually would like not to have your attention okay give me your attention okay here's
what it is you're losing it dean you're losing it i'm gonna pull around the back and i'm gonna
drive her to the hospital we came so close to having one class that wasn't all about them
things are never born in hospitals we're like taxi cabs hardware stores sure says
that he'll meet us at the hospital good now can somebody do something about him
he's got to be there he could be the father we always come out healthy that's where there's
like a billion of us ever try googling me can't be done hey show me some respect
i might be that child's estranged father true show him some respect i want to buy the rights to your
handshake well this is not the time oh it's the time according to my watch it's 1 000 o'clock
deal wow they sold out their handshake for a thousand bucks so how does it work i don't know we
just kind of do it when one of us says something awesome yeah betty grable it's not gonna work
no he's gonna feel bad he sold out thousand dollars is not worth it give it back do it
make your money [ __ ] whoa pierce pierce pierce you know in slow motion who's betty grable well he
feels so dirty now look at him that's okay because it is natural the two girls are freaking out are
you uncomfortable bretta you wish jeff is loving this a million bucks and dog dollars word oh no
you ruined it give him back the money give him back no no once you've sold
something out you can't get it back but you didn't even like our handshake sure hated it
now it's gone wow he spent a thousand dollars just to get rid of their handshake i love their
handshake i hope they get it back don't worry her contractions are still six minutes apart so unless
the cervix is dilated more than eight centimeters we still have time to get into a hospital
wow abid i delivered a baby earlier this year in the back of an suv right you did you did i totally
forgot about that off in the background yes he did i noticed that but the world food festival
has taken a dark turn things have turned into a bit of a race kerfuffle you mean riot he's got a
race riot out front campus oh my god the riot is going to prevent people from getting there
taking notes stop writing okay 9-1-1 says it's going to take over an hour because of a race
kerfuffle whoa whoa they're not waiting no hour i can make it to the hospital i'm gonna
have this baby in a hospital with my husband what you need to do now is elevate your legs over your
head while facing the northeast corner of the room you can visualize a rabbit riding a dragon
it'll increase his chances of winning lottery oh my god ben get out of there band gonna be blanket
and coat you could find anything soft for surely to lie on annie i need you to call andre and tell
him to meet us here instead man abed take charge oh no i'm sorry hobbit i don't feel along you here
comfortable with you taking a grand tour of my nephew i'm here for you surely it's the
cervix no problem roblo oh my god look at the angle they got she's horrified
a lot of babies born in classrooms well a lot more are conceived
it's got to be all bad by the way someone's got to calm her down i got this look at my face
what the hell i don't know what to do question
okay hell yeah more than okay look at him generations of little scrappers nothing can stop
us not the hurricanes not the communists nice it's working get in there me forget it i'm the worst
that's a discussion for a different time there's something in you that wants to
take care of people so bad that you'll do it until you can get in there and force that baby
out of shirley step aside people run it for the win good motivational speech whoa whoa
oh my god they're having a baby together in a classroom so many things happen in this school
more stories okay so in world war ii a lot of us were rounded up in labor camps
most spent the first five years underground wow what kind of stories do they have oh no
chang was bonding you take it from here guys i got it i'm in the zone
all right britta's going to deliver the baby she's got it
and it's also a black person i never told you this part but all changs are born with tails
whoa my god what britta cut the umbilical cord whoa they did it back david
you're going crazy with it so chang is not the father i'm kind of disappointed by that nothing
of disrespect for him i just you know changed my favor after a fierce campaign i happily conceived
this baby to you pretty classy of me pretty classy of me i've done this without you i want to name
him after ben what really really you helped bring him into the world ben bennett oh damn okay oh no
no no that's fine oh look he said no he didn't no he said che come on he's not speaking already
i guess we passed anthropology you can expect a cover story in the next issue in a good way
absolutely really i did it look at him look how proud he is i am a good dean
he loves his job so much wow the magazine shuts down after two issues worst idea for
a magazine ever yeah pretty much today we are definitely going to fail it okay let's do it
it doesn't work
oh my god there's no wires attached at all cancel school today or tell everybody about this deal
oh that was a great heart warming episode wasn't it because it wasn't like all about the laughs
you know there was quite a few laughs it was more about like the drama that was going on
and more character building and ben is not the father but there was that cool moment where he
helped shirley through it and i got the baby named after him so that's cool too either way
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