[NOISE] [MUSIC]
[SOUND].
[MUSIC]
So the invitation says that there's gonna be drinks at the gala but
it doesn't say that they are gonna be free.
- [SIREN] Hey do you hear that?
- Is that an ambulance?
[TURNING_SIGNAL] Let me pull over.
[SIREN].
Did it pass?
- I guess it passed.
- All right.
Yeah, if the drinks aren't free that's a deal breaker.
- Agree. [SIREN].
- It's back.
- It's kind of quiet.
- Should I pull over?
- Don't just yet you're gonna block the flow.
- What flow, there's no flow?
- There's a slight flow.
- I'm pulling over.
[SIREN].
- I don't hear it anymore, I think we're good.
- All right.
[SIREN].
[MUSIC]
- It's back.
- How is it staying at the same volume, where's the Doppler effect?
Well, maybe it's on a parallel street so it's gonna be forever with us.
- I'm getting off this street.
- No, don't, you're gonna block the flow.
You know the flow?
- Yes, I know the flow.
- You've got to respect the flow.
- Stop talking about the flow.
- All right.
Is it behind us?
- I'm pulling over.
- No, you're in the left most lane.
You're definitely gonna block the flow.
- Fuck the flow, Lilan.
- Language.
It's getting louder.
- Where's that ambulance?
Are we the ambulance?
[SIREN].
- Aah!
[SIREN].
[MUSIC]
- Ooh, somebody's all dressed up for
her date tonight, you guys are gonna be like [SINGING].
- Wilder, don't romance me, I'm too nervous.
This guy is like super charming and he's way eloquent.
How am I ever gonna woo him?
- Lilan, I'm way eloquent too.
[MUSIC] - Really?
- Yeah, I can give you the words you need to win his heart.
- You mean you would.
- Yes.
I'll see or Ill know you.
[DOOR_KNOCK].
- Rex, hi.
- Hey Lilan, that dress brings out your eyes.
It's very pretty.
- Thank you.
And and your eyes are like [CROSSTALK] stars in space.
- Ethereal.
- Ethereal in the ephemeral.
- Hey, that was poetic!
Wow, your apartment has a fireplace!
This place is lovely.
- Oh.
Well it's.
- Not as.
- Not as lovely as your rugged yet gentle visage upon which I gaze.
- That's cool.
I brought a movie.
Thought maybe we could watch it and, I don't know, cuddle.
- Yeah!
Your radiant glow has warmed my soul and with my affriction.
Affection, I shall not trade.
Tarry.
- You're saying a lot of weird stuff right now.
So I thought, I don't know, maybe we could just chill?
- Oh?
Sure, yeah.
Excuse me for a second.
[CROSSTALK].
- What is going on there?
- He doesn't like what I'm saying.
We have to get more romantic.
- Shakespeare.
- You draw me you hard hearted adamant.
- What?
- Do you bite your thumb at me sir?
- Is there someone in the kitchen?
- Shall I compare thee to a sun burned days.
- To a summer's day, dingle dork.
Get in here.
- My darling, my heart yearns for
your gentle touch as I feel I have waited a lifetime.
Also this is me Lilan.
- Okay, obviously that's not your voice.
- Because I am speaking with my soul.
- All right this feels like a joke, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.
Obviously, I like you more than you like me.
- But, Rex no.
Wait, you like me?
- Yes.
You you don't have to try and impress me Lilan, I just want to make out.
[MUSIC]
- I wanna make out too.
[MUSIC]
Excuse me for one second.
I think he wants to kiss me.
- You gotta play it cool.
- Okay, how do I kiss like that?
Feel like I'm gonna mess up the kissing part.
- You just put your lips together and you push it on him.
[KISSING_SOUNDS].
Oh sorry Rex, I got distracted.
Wilder made these noodle bowls and I never say no to pho.
Do you want some?
- You guys are weird.
You're weird.
Are you sure you don't want to chase after him?
- No way!
I never say no to pho!
[MUSIC]
- I can't believe you're not ticklish.
- I never have been.
- I bet you are!
- No I'm not! [LAUGH] Don't tickle me!
Come on stop, you're not supposed to tickle the driver.
Wilder, no!
[CRASH].
- Not my fault.
- Okay, ma'ams,
was there something that distracted you that made you run into this pole today?
- No no.
- I mean, I'll fess up, I was tickling her.
- Okay, no officer.
I saw what happened and
these two were going at others faces like two hyenas in heat.
- What? - Oh no, we, we were not going at
each others faces.
- No. - We were going at each others bodies if
anything.
- Yeah, we were lightly touching each other.
- Yeah just lightly touching on the, on the body.
- Okay, any sexual contact inside of a motor vehicle is illegal in
the state of California.
- No! No. - Something I have to write you up for.
- No, no. Like I mean I was touching her but
it was barely anything.
I mean she wouldn't even let me in her armpit.
- Cuz I kept it closed.
- I don't know what that means.
- I do.
- Officer I can tell you what happened.
There was nothing romantic happening between these two.
- Thank you. - It was gross.
- What? - This one launched at that and
then they crashed in the pole.
- No, there was no lunging.
- Okay, so you two had a physical altercation in the vehicle.
- No. No. - You were flailing everywhere while you tried get away.
- Well, yeah, because she attacked me.
- No, I didn't. - Was there an aggressive lunge in
the motor vehicle?
- She wasn't giving me a fair fight.
- Yeah! - Okay, so you two were fighting.
- No. - No.
- Looked like fighting to me.
- I'll fight you!
- Stop it! We're non-violent people.
- Lunging?
Flailing about, acting like a couple of hyenas inside of a motor vehicle?
I don't know what happened in there today, but I'm pretty sure it was very illegal.
- No, it wasn't even a big deal.
It was just a tickle.
- Just a tickle.
- Like this!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Assaulting an officer is a felony, ma'am.
- Ok, it was not assaulting you.
- It was just a tickle.
You know, like just one of these.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Take a step back sir.
- It was just a tickle like one of these.
- [LAUGH].
- Told you, you're ticklish too.
You're ticklish too.
- Stop it, stop.
- Ma'ams, ma'ams please.
Ma'am you there.
- Hey why don't you leave those gals alone, huh?
This sounds like they were goofing around.
- Thank you that's the word goofing.
- Around.
- Yeah we do it all the time.
Don't we little cop?
Me and Copton jumping on hot lava saving the day with a little kiss.
[SMOOCH].
But we're fall of adventure to dragons!
We're going to get them and then we're going to kiss and then fight and
then kiss and then fight and [SMOOCH] and fighting, kissing, fighting, kissing.
See you guys later.
Fighting, kissing, fighting, kissing, la ha ha ha ha.
The sun is bright.
- We don't usually do that.
- Not the tongue touching part.
We do like that song though.
[MUSIC]
- Wilder guess who was in the parking lot at Trader Joes?
Ryan Gosling and he was looking so fine.
- Lilan shut for a second, I've been teaching myself magic tricks all day.
Would you like to see one?
- Yes.
- This an ordinary deck of cards.
Pick a card.
[MUSIC]
- Mm, mm.
- Pick it back in there.
Your card is the.
- Three of hearts.
No, ding dong.
Don't tell me.
I'm supposed to guess.
- Right. Sorry.
I got excited.
Magic. - Okay.
Well, I've been practicing all day, so let's do it again.
Pick a card.
Return to the deck.
Your card is.
- It was the same card.
How cool is that?
What are the odds?
Well, I guess they'd be one in 52 times,.
- Why would you tell me that?
- Unless it's supposed to be three of.
- I'm supposed to guess.
That's the trick.
- Oh, right, sorry, gosh.
I guess I'm just so used to telling you everything because you're my best friend.
There's nothing that I find out that I don't want you to know immediately.
- Okay, well. - So Ryan Gosling.
- Get off of the Gos.
Just don't tell me this, okay?
Pick a card.
Back in the deck.
Okay.
[MUSIC]
Your card is, don't look.
[MUSIC]
- Nine of diamonds! [CROSSTALK] It was the nine of diamonds.
Ha ha!
It was!
- That's what I was going to say.
- I know but I said it first so there's no real way to know.
Magic. - You know what, forget the cards.
I have a simpler trick.
Think of a number between one and ten, and don't tell me.
- Seven. - Don't say it out loud.
- Did I say that out loud?
- Yeah.
- Six.
- No, you're still saying it out loud.
- Three.
- You're just looking to the side now.
- Three.
- That doesn't change anything.
- 28.
- That's not even between one and ten.
- I know because I'm trying to trick you.
Magic.
- This is ridiculous.
Is there anything that you can't tell me?
What wouldn't you want me to know?
- Last night I ate a tub of ice cream by myself while watching a Hoarders marathon.
- Stop. - I
won't date a guy that has chest hair because I think they look like man bears.
- I don't wanna know these things.
- One time while hooking up with a guy the condom broke and
a piece of it got lost inside of me and I didn't find it for a week.
[MUSIC]
- Jesus.
- Please don't tell anybody that.
- I wouldn't, it's disgusting.
- It really happened!
- Man, now I can't be cool magician.
- Why not?
- Because, if you just keep telling me everything I can't create the illusion
that I can read your mind.
- But you can already read my mind.
- No, I can't.
- Yeah you can.
We have one of those eerie best friend connections where we share thoughts.
I'll prove it.
What am I thinking of right now?
A green parrot with a hat.
- The ingredients of humus.
See.
Told you.
That's a lie.
Cause I guessed you thought wrong on purpose because I'm afraid of
the truth and I can read my mind.
You're craving salty snacks and
you're sweating through your shirt hoping no one can tell, but it's obvious.
- It is.
- Dang.
- Now that we know telepathy exists, we've opened our own Pandora's box.
And if this power goes unweilded there could be horrifying and
unimaginable consequences for the future.
[MUSIC]
And that's why I have to save a blue parrot.
- The ingredients of humus.
- With a hat.
Want to go to 7eleven and get Funions?
- You are reading my mind.
Let me change my shirt.
- Magic.
[MUSIC]
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