Santa's coming to town... or is he?
Here is Bikini Bottom's naughty list.
First up, Squidward Tentacles.
Destruction of private property.
Oh, and I see here you're a repeat offender.
You're going to real jail.
Gluttony.
Squidward, how many are you eating? Squidward!
[laughing]
Sorry Squidward, Santa deems you naughty.
Next wrong-doer, Plankton.
It comes as no surprise Plankton is on the naughty list.
Where to even start?
Kidnapping.
[screaming]
Now that my Chum bot has dropped you into my clutches,
you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket!
What?
You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?
Come on, it's a standard marketing technique.
Mind control.
No!
- There's no one here. - Don't remind me.
Brace yourself, SpongeBob.
This... is my lab!
[barking]
And this is my laboratory!
And did I ever show you my record player?
[music playing]
[laughing]
Super naughty.
Alright then. Next up, Patrick Star.
- Impersonating a doctor. - I didn't realize you were a doctor.
I'm not!
Oh, but I'm sure you can figure it out with your 12 years of med school.
- Patrick, you didn't go to med school. - So?
Patrick, I'm sorry, I really need your help.
Oh, no, no. It looks like you have things under control.
Please Patrick! I don't wanna go home early!
[sobbing]
OK, but we play by my rules, SquareBob.
Reckless driving.
It's a red light, Patrick!
[screaming]
Patrick, you just ran three red lights!
- So? - You're supposed to stop.
I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.
Driving genius?
Would a genius make an illegal U turn through an orphanage?
You can hide under a rock, but you can't hide from the naughty list.
Naughty.
She may seem like a sweet, innocent squirrel from Texas.
But wait until you hear what puts Sandy Cheeks on the naughty list.
- Aggressive behavior. - I wanna do some kicking!
Why you...
[screaming]
[Patrick screaming]
Whoever is the owner of the white sedan,
you left your lights on.
[horn blowing]
Public nudity.
I'm tired of running. Time to take a stand.
A nudist ferret!
Get in the car, kids.
Public nudity is against the law in this county.
But don't fret, you'll look just fine in prison orange.
Better luck next year, squirrel.
Naughty.
This one comes as no surprise.
Mr. Krabs.
Krabs has been on the naughty list since he was just a boy.
Stealing, or as he calls it, borrowing.
- What do you mean? - Like that barrel.
It says "Property of Salty Sea Farms".
Oh, that's where I rent me pickles from.
Are you renting the barrel too?
Well, no.
- Then you bought it. - No.
Then isn't that stealing?
Well, I...
What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?
- Um... - And this Bikini Bell phone?
- Well, I... - And Sandy's hedge clippers?
- Oh, they're... - And Plankton's lawn mower?
- Well, he... - Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers?
That one was a gift.
- Charity Fraud. - And welcome to
a very important evening.
Tonight's event is entitled Pennies For the Penniless.
And before the following images are shown, I would ask each of you
to look not with your eyes,
but with your heart.
Naughty.
And perhaps Bikini Bottom's naughtiest citizen,
SpongeBob Squarepants.
You may think SpongeBob is perfect,
but here is what puts him on the naughty list.
- Foul language. - Attention customers!
Today's special is a [bleep] Krabby Patty,
served in a greasy [bleep] sauce,
and grilled to [bleep] perfection.
And don't forget to ask us to [bleep] the fries.
It'll be our [bleep] pleasure.
Breaking and entering.
I'm breaking in!
Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
A burglar bunny.
Why do they do it, O'Malley?
I don't know, it's probably how he gets his kicks.
Naughty.
What about the rest of Bikini Bottom?
What about Larry? Naughty.
Mrs. Puff? Naughty.
Sweet innocent Mable? Naughty.
Naughty! Naughty!
There has to be someone or something who made the nice list, right?
[applause]
Meow, meow.
Meow.
[sighing]
He has such a way with words.
OK, so maybe Santa is coming to Bikini Bottom after all,
thanks to Gary.
Oh, wait...
That little monster--
[groaning]
- He bit me! - Gary!