Ray, do you just skip blood day
or do you have a religious exemption from it?
Oh!
- Nice! - Oh!
Hilarious. You're supposed to be roasting the dummy.
I think she just did.
Oh!
No, no. Talk to the dummy.
Okay. Hey, dummy.
How does it feel knowing you and Ray Manchester
have the same number of adult friends?
Oh.
[laughing]
You literally have no shirt,
but somehow it's still bigger than the ones Ray wears.
Yeah!
I wear normal sized shirts so.
Yeah, normal for a doll.
Ha!
This shirt is a European L.
Uh, does the L stand for a little too small?
No, it stands for leave me alone. Okay?
Like Henry does every time you text him.
Oh!
You're used to Mika Macklin. Get ready for Mika Spacklin.
Dear Arch Poop Turd Nado.
Whoa!
Yeah, screen.
Just thought you'd like to see the sculpture
that's going to kick your eyes.
Whoa!
I love Mika Spacklin.
Have a blessed day. Love, Danger Force.
I don't love that part.
And...
[trumpeting]
[laughing]
Oh, my God.
So much worse.
What? They're veneers. They're like perfect fake teeth.
I just had my dentist put him in.
You did that to your grill on purpose?
Yeah. You guys don't like 'em?
[laughing]
Better close your mouth, Ray,
tooth fairy's going to put a bounty on you.
Can you even close your mouth?
[laughing]
Hey, uh, [giggling] the Easter bunny called.
He wants his teeth back.
[laughing]
I got the scissors, so- Holy molars.
We're going to need a bigger boat.
I think Joe's just walked in.
[laughing]
You kids don't even understand that reference.
I spent my whole savings to get these
put in my mouth permanently.
You actually paid for those donkey choppers?
Getting 'em removed is going to be even more expensive.
Well, maybe, you can get your money back
by turning your teeth into billboards.
Oh, yeah. People will pay top dollar
for that kind of word of mouth.
[laughing]
I got help.
You brought another guy tied to a chair.
I brought Henry tied to a chair.
Well, who the heck is Henry?
'Sup dude? I'm Henry. I'm the babysitter.
I'm about to lay waste to the lot of you.
[laughing]
- Oh, honey. - What's so funny?
I don't think you'll be laying waste to... anyone.
[laughing]
Ow!
I'm scared, too...
about the mess you're gonna have to clean up
when I tear this guy apart.
Oh!
Nice outfit, pops.
You finally got the dad clothes to match your dad bod.
Oh.
I'm gonna beat you so hard...
your face is going to match that claw.
Oh.
I'm going to put you in a prison cell.
Oh.
I backed him into a prison cell.
That's smart. That's smart. I see it. You're smart.
Now, I'm gonna take care of the rest of you.
[screaming]
No.
Too bad for you.
Too bad for you. They usually hold me back.
Huh?
[giggling]
Thanks, Trent.
Mary.
Frankini.
Last night I saw the non-musical adaptation
of Cats--
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I'm being told
we have a better theater critic in the studio.
And this one doesn't skip coworker's birthdays.
Oh, please, Mary. How many times can you turn 29?
Whoa! [groaning]
How many stairs are there?! [groaning]
Oh. Uh, you here to pick up your son?
What?
No. I'm here to party, son.
We have an age limit here.
What?
Well, I am at least that young or younger, probably.
I can't remember my exact age
cause my young brain is still developing.
[barking]
Benny that dog with a hat.
Hey, love the new hat.
- Benny. - Yay.
What? You're gonna let him in? He's like 50 in dog years.
Yeah, and you're, like 50 in human years.
That is offensive and you'll be hearing
from my attorney.
[laughing]
[groaning]
Remember to bring a walker next time, grand dad.
I don't need a walker!
Hey, Ricky G, before this goes TV and A,
we're going to do you a solid
and give you a chance to just give up.
Yeah, there's really no reason this has to get violent.
You're right. I'm ready to turn myself in...
[whimpering]
to a fighting machine.
- Oh! - Absolutely sick turn.
Look. A doggy.
Okay.
Now there's a reason to get violent.
Let's drag this cyborg's hard drive to the trash bin.
Control, alt, delete this dude's soul!
Send him crying back to his motherboard.
Love the new grill, Manchester.
You know, I was thinking about getting veneers myself.
Now I'm thinking not.
What do you want, Shapin?
A wealthy husband with a week to live.
But for now, I just want to drop off your new student.
Get in here, dummy.
Hey, welcome to S.W.A.G., Mitch.
Oh, dude, what's with the beaver teeth?
Right?
[unintelligible]
Well, I'll catch him, and when I do,
he's going to be covered in... handcuffs.
What are you talking about?
I think someone doesn't know how handcuffs work.
Oh! Burn!
Well, you won't be laughing at me when I catch him!
[unintelligible]
We're already laughing.
I mean I'll be laughing and so will Grady
because he'll be the one to-!
Okay! Gotta answer the phone!
The phone is ringing!
Danger Force, how can I help you?
Oh, you're in danger?! At Duke E. Dawgs?!
We'll be right there!
Everyone shut up and pop a gumball!
We have a 9150 in progress!
What is a 9150?
If that's code for murdering a joke,
we just had one right here, right?
Oh!
So who do we pawn this chick off on?
Well, we could do Miles, but he's my brother.
[laughing]
Check out these sick weapons. I got.
Oh, you know, the ones that-
that you guys didn't get because you have a clinger.
[laughing]
And now to say to you what I said too Greasy Grady.
Don't you say it.
Grease out, grease bags.
Ouch! Jeez.
[laughing]
So, we pass her off on Miles?
We pass her off on Miles.
Yeah.
Aw, I'm sorry, Mika isn't home right now.
If you'd like to leave a message,
I'll still ignore you.
Uh, I don't think that's Mika.
And the fur dumpster wins a prize.
Keys to my freedom?
[laughing] No.
So who are you? Cause you look like Mika.
Oh, really?
How about now?
[gasping]
Whoa.
Wait. Who are you?
[unintelligible] I have no idea who you are.
I'm a [unintelligible]
Are you Trent Overunder?
I'm Rick Twitler, Captain Man's greatest enemy.
Actually, that's me.
Actually, it's not.
Captain Man's greatest enemy is the slow march of time.
Oh, snap.
There is no bear yet, but it's going to be
when I tell him some really bad news.
He finally has to put his real birthday
- on his license? - No.
What, the news find out he dyes his hair?
No. The nominations for the Supies came out today.
Love soup. Nothing better on a scorching hot day.
The Supies are the annual award show for superheroes.
And Captain Man isn't nominated for anything. Again.
Not even for most likely to refer to himself as hot
for absolutely no reason?
Stop with the roasties.
What's your deal, old man?
Oh.
Now you listen to me, you little-
[groaning]
Is that Tickle Waz?
- Debbie? - You know this guy, Mom?
Sure do.
Went to elementary school with him.
Why'd you call him Tickle Waz?
I'll show you.
Are you [unintelligible]
Alright, that's enough!
[laughing]
What's your deal, Debbie, huh?
Hanging out with a bunch of mean kids,
wearing matching jackets and looking mean
and also... being mean?
Pretty much, except now I run a school.
No way, him too.
Well, my school teaches kids the ancient art
of Swellview street fighting.
What's yours teach, pants wazzing?
[laughing]
No. I don't teach that cause I don't do that...
anymore.
Dude, it's a club for kids.
They're not going to let old people in.
Well, unfortunately... I don't look old, so...
[laughing]
Okay.
And to prove it,
I'm going to go down to Club Soda tonight
where they will let me in. How about that?
Fine, and if you fail to get it; which you will,
we'll take away your toy train... for a week.
No! No. Yes, yes, yes. No! Maybe. Yes.
Fine, it's a challenge.
Good, oh, and don't forget to moisturize.
You wouldn't want your ankles giving you away.
Oh. [unintelligible]
Take that back.
[grunting] Oh, no, you've got me.
Whatever will I do?
Don't look down. It'll just freak you out.
[screaming]
Where'd you take him?
Ah, he'll be back.
Scotty, you might wanna back up a little bit.
Let me get a crossmaster right around... here.
[screaming]
That's what I call... breaking news.
Great line.
AWOL's my new favorite.