Are you tired of not being able to get any kills because you do no damage?
Are you tired that people Flash out of your ultimate?
Are you tired that the AD carry only knows how to run from a team fight?
Are you tired of running for your life because your team is getting killed?
And instead, you want to whoop Malphite's ass.
Or want to get a double kill by doing most of the damage to the enemies yourself?
Or even want to kill that AD mother fuckabish by yourself?
No problem! CouilleBleu’s here to show you how to use an AD Crit Chance Jarvan to own anyone.
As your first item of the game, you need to get that Brawler's Gloves to get +8% crit chance.
You also need 20% crit chance runes and your masteries in offense for a total of 28% crit chance and you're ready to go!
After that, you need to farm creeps...so use your spear like this to last hit them.
It also works very well against 2 enemies if you solo top, no problem!
It's also very good to use it to whoop Kennen's ass.
Or Rammus' ass.
Or even on sexy Caitlyn's ass while being exhaust.
Use your flag to finish off creeps like this, and like this.
Then you're ready to use your flag on that fuckabish running away.
If you want, you can use your spear AND your flag to get the creep kills, no problem!
Your flag is also important to reveal noob junglers that try to gank you.
It can also be used to scout your jungle while farming.
Or even to reveal that fuckabish roaming in your jungle.
Since you're an AD Crit Chance Jarvan, you can solo that fish easily.
Use your flag to protect your friend from enemies and whoop them up!
Too much damage for you BABIES!
But, before you can do anything you just saw on this video, you must know that farming is not enough to own with Jarvan.
Since you're having crit chance runes and items, you MUST rely on your luck.
If you're a good boy or girl, you'll be able to crit that fuckabish hard like this early game.
And you'll be able to get the last hit in any team fights like this.
Like this.
Or like this.
But sometimes, you won't get that luck. No worries, big damage inflicted on enemy very succesful!
Look at this! Fiora can't kill me because I scared her with a Brawler's Gloves as my only early game item!
If you're getting ganked by their jungler, no worries! He’ll think that you're a tank that can't deal any damage.
So, take him head on and crit that fuckabish.
If there are two enemies ganking you, just trap them near the tower and try to crit them as much as possible. That's what I did and I got a double kill.
I could've run around the tower, but a Demacian never runs from a fight!
Like I said, a Demacian never runs from a fight! So go ahead and whoop them up!
Holy mama, byebye! Can’t catch me BABY!
As you can see, I survived, no problem! That's why you don't need to build a tank.
That's right. Why build a tanky Jarvan when you get a companion with you? You guys can kill off that greedy fuckabish running after you even at low health.
Why need to build a tank when you got a shield to protect you from Karthus' ultimate skill?
Instead, why not build a pure DPS Jarvan to eat that fish for breakfast?
Or for dinner?
Or for supper?
Oh...I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.
Oh fucking mushroom aced that team.
Well, if you get tired of eating fish all day, why not fuck that girl while hiding in the brush?
Bwahahaha this girl does no damage BABY!
Bwahahaha you can't run away from me, fuckabish!
Well, I'm getting tired of her now. I'm going to look for someone else.
Oh oh Lee Sin, where are you going dude!
Hello Master Yi. Auto attacks for the win BABY!
Can't slow Master Yi? No problem! Ultimate skill is there for you BABY!
Oh Master Yi is coming back for more.
Bwahahaha look at Yi tryin to run while trapped in my ult. Torture him by killing the creeps before him.
Wow dude you never learn, do you? All right, I'm going to hit you 3 times and I'm back to business destroying your base.
As an AD crit chance Jarvan, you can get the red buff real fast and finally push the lane like a boss.
When you're done buying your items, you'll shine like a Supa Sayan BABY!
And you can take on that Yi again without using your skills.
If you follow everything shown in this video, you'll be able to have a score like this, no problem!
That's all for today, people! Hope I convinced you to play an AD crit chance Jarvan.
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See you soon, BABIES!
CIAOSSU!