- I'm gonna get banned under my third Twitch stream.
Granny deserves to get down too.
Why are they making vomiting noises?
I'm so offended.
Close your eyes. This is silly. (laughs)
You'll (laughs) only get that
when you come to the live stream.
(upbeat music)
"Keeping Up With the Kardashians?"
- Have you ever cooked a placenta?
- Cooked a placenta? Personally?
- Oh no. (laughs)
Oh no, we're doing this again.
Okay, y'all, if you don't know,
my video from last week was about placentas,
reacting to placenta TikToks.
And I triggered everybody, y'all just left.
And as a result, the video performed terribly.
And I don't blame you,
but one of you asked me to watch it
so I do blame you, whoever you were.
I'm kidding.
But I don't know if I'm like, emotionally prepared
to do this again this soon.
- And also, it's great for menopause.
- Oh, you guys could split it.
- Yeah, would you share with Mom?
I just snotted myself.
- I think everyone's just being really weird
and close-minded.
- (laughs) Stop. Stop.
She has to be acting, right?
Like, "I feel like everyone's just being
really weird and close-minded."
(laughs) No, I don't think so.
I don't think your family
not wanting to eat your placenta
is weird or close-minded, actually, you know?
Maybe I'm off base here. - Except for Kourtney.
I mean, she gets it.
- I wanna have a third child
just to eat the placenta.
- There we go. - There, oh wow.
- Scott- - Eat some of Kim's.
- I want another brother- - People,
let's eat some of Kim's. - Oh, ew!
- No, I definitely wanna eat it.
- Everyone has given me the hardest time
in the past, playing pranks on me.
I would just love to get back at them.
I just think it would be so funny if we were eating dinner
and they ate into something, everyone,
and then we were like, "I thought you didn't like placenta."
- No, no. That would not be funny.
That would not be funny.
She did not do that, did she?
I feel like that's like, that's gotta be illegal, actually.
You can't just feed someone
a human body part against their will.
What? She- y'all, I have no context for this show.
I have never watched an episode of "Kardashians".
Can somebody please confirm
that she did not actually do this?
- What ya making?
- This is real placenta.
- Stop. - Excuse me?
- You can order it online, but you can't tell anyone.
- Placenta? (gasp)
- Did she just say you can order it online?
No, you can't.
Please. No you can't.
What? That has to not be true.
I refuse to believe that. No.
- Who the hell would I tell?
- The family, we're gonna cook it-
- It's illegal? Whose is this?
- We had it flown- - In plastic.
- Okay, first off, not sure
if I can show you that or not, but yeah,
that's what I wanna know.
Whose is it? - Here guys.
- Oh Kris- - This is the grand finale.
- Stop. - Oh my god.
- Stop. - Is it a brisket?
- Yeah. - Can't you guys-
- That's not really placenta.
That doesn't look like placenta.
There's no way, that's not placenta.
That is not a placenta.
That's not what it looks like.
- But the truth is, everybody in this room
has probably done something to me at one point.
So I can't wait for them to eat up.
(laughs)
- Okay, I don't know who any of these people are,
but the fact that he like, despises all of them so much
that he's like, yeah, I knew the secret, but hmm,
I figure they've all pissed me off at some point.
So screw you, eat the placenta.
But to be fair, that is not placenta.
There's no way that doesn't look like it at all.
- Is that like a strip? - Brisket?
No it's not.
Are you really not going to eat the meat that I slaved over?
It's a little tough.
Put it right there on the
(laughing)
- Maybe you didn't marinate it long enough.
- Don't judge until you try it.
I'm very proud of everyone for trying something new tonight.
So I guess you guys really
didn't like the way placenta tastes.
- What does that mean?
- Everyone is dying that they've eaten placenta.
I'm so-
- Um, I would be vomiting whatever Kardashian you are
and I would be possibly throwing things at you.
Hard pass. I- nope.
- Excited that Courtney and I have
pulled off this placenta joke.
- It's so healthy for you.
- So's going to the gym.
- Someone in the chat had said they didn't actually do that
that it was actually brisket.
And I believe that because that didn't look
like placenta so, good.
But also, not even a funny joke.
Not even a funny "haha" joke.
Nope. No, thank you. Pass, new family please.
How do I trade this one for a new one?
This one is not the one that I want anymore.
Apparently, they like to do a lot of sex ed trivia
on this show and I have not seen any of these.
So we're in it together.
- What percentage of women Climax with a sexual partner?
Is it A.57%
B.67%
or C.87%?
- Okay, hang on.
I'm already going to take issue with this question.
As you know, this is my thing.
It's what I do.
How you write the question is a big deal.
You can't just say how many women climax with a partner
because that doesn't give us the full picture.
Is it like if they ever have or if they always do?
Or if it's sometimes this is not a well-written question.
We're gonna go with 57% just because
I don't know what what they're asking.
- What percentage of women climax with a
sexual partner is, 57%.
- The clitoris is the size of an A, chickpea
B, Satsuma, C, Courgette?
Yeah, I mean the clitoris is huge.
You, you can't see most of it from the outside.
But what are they saying? A satsuma.
What is a satsuma?
(bing sound)
- I didn't even know that the clit was
the size of a aubergine.
- A courgette? ^
- Very little that is visible from the outside
and everything else is on the inside.
So this is why there's a common misconception
that the size of the clitoris is a chickpea
which is probably what most of them answered.
Although I was having trouble processing the audio
in that video.
I heard it first as Corvette, which is very large.^
Yep. Not the size of a Corvette.
I would think that's a a bit on the too big side.
A little red- a little red courgette.
Oh my gosh, y'all are so funny.
Reacting to these is actually way more fun when you're
in the chat because usually it's just me watching
and like this is my typical process
and I'm saying all of this to the camera. ^
Like I have to rewind that a
thousand times and listen to it again.
But now I get to do it with y'all and you make me laugh.
This is so funny.
- What percentage of women
over the age of 80 still have sex?
- Eww - Tt's A, 10-
- What was that?
Come on, granny deserves to get down to.
Why are they making vomiting noises?
I'm so offended.
I think that it's
over the age of 80, 40%.
- We're gonna go for C, thirty.
- Correct. - Great.
This is good news, right?
It should be higher, but it's also good news
and also brings up a great point that
there are two populations that are high risk for STI.
That is people who are younger and people who are older.
So extremes of age increase the risk
of sexually transmitted infection.
And actually the older age group is more at risk
because they're less likely to be receiving screening
or being offered screening because of misconceptions
about people not having sex when they're older.
So there are commonly STIs that are passed
around nursing homes
and assisted living facilities and things like that.
So you know, remind your grandparents to use a condom.^
What percentage of men
in the UK have cheated on their partner?
- All of them.
- She said all of them.
Oh, that girl has trauma. I'm sorry.
Is it A, 25%? B, 45% or C, 85%?
B, I think it it's B.
- A 25.
- Incorrect!
- I think the answer is C.
- Incorrect!
- I finally got one, right.
What percentage of women have ever faked an orgasm?
Is it A, 72%, B, 58.8% or C, 21.1?
I don't remember what the first one was
but whatever the highest is, is the answer.
- All these girls in here to be faking the orgasms
bloody hell, boys.
You're letting the team down
- B. - That's correct.
- Okay. I just listen.
It's higher than that y'all.
It's higher than that, I promise.
You know what, I get to talk to these people
when nobody's around listening.
Nobody's reading their answers where they can be fully,
fully transparent. And I promise it's higher than that.
- Every girl has (laughs).
- You're right Molly.
- How long does the average female orgasm last?
Is it A, 20 seconds - Hey, didn't-
wasn't that the question we just answered in
the last one? - C, five seconds?
- B, 10.
- That is also incorrect.
- It's five- Didn't they say seven in the last one?^
- Is twenty seconds long.
- I Need to know who the focus group was.
- Oh my gosh, that's so funny.
Okay, but still, didn't we have different
answers on the last one?
Am I losing it?
Did y'all- last video we watched?
Wasn't that this question and wasn't it shorter?
- The average female orgasm lasts seven seconds.
- Love island are a bunch of cheaters
and also Shauna, I need to know who the focus group was.
- I need to know what the technique is.
Help the sister out.
- Okay, great. Look how nice my production manager is.
She's even gonna put the clips of them
doing the licking on this. Gross, I can't.
This is disgusting. - Sticky peanut butter.
- Wait.
- Oh my gosh.
- Has what?
- Broke a guy's penis.^
- Me and Cameron are working really
well in the challenge.
- I feel like it's (beep).
(intense electronic music)
- Use yogurt as lube.^
I would not recommend that.^
If you must use some kind of^
non-commercial lubricant as a lubricant.^
Maybe go with coconut oil but not yogurt ^
which quite often has sugar and stuff in it. ^
I would just, yeah.^
Can we not use yogurt as lube please?
Take a hard pass on that one.
You can find some other things, but
not yogurt and not with condoms for coconut oil, right?
Because oil will break down the latex condom
where they don't work as well.
So if you're going to use coconut oil
definitely don't do it with condom.
Gogurt, Oh my god! I'm never doing a reaction video
without having onstream with me again.
This is so funny. I am dead.
(laughing)
Oh my god. That's a funniest thing I've ever heard.
From the same show, from "Are you the one?"
and it is called "Male pheromones".
It says, note, Carrie, the contestant
who explains pheromones based on her college class
is now a resident physician in psychiatry.
Fun fact, oh, that's interesting.
Thank Karen, my production manager for providing us
with some little tips and details on all of this.
Yes, I do pay her to watch reality TV shows for me.
(Dr. Dre - The Next Episode playing)
- Once you think you've sniffed out your perfect match,
you're gonna try to untie him-
- I don't wanna sniff my partner out of a crowd.
- Making their way down
towards the gentlemen who are pheromoning for you ladies.
- The host is less funny
than the chatters currently here hanging out with us.
Like, come on.
That was the silliest, stupidest pun I've ever heard.
And I love stupid puns.
- Hold on me.
I'm surprised I didn't walk all the way back to Jersey.
- Oh god! Oh my gosh, she almost ran into the pole.
God, I can just- they're blindfolded
and nobody's keeping anybody safe.
They're all gonna go to the hospital
and get stitches trying to sniff out their partner.
- Carrie must like what she's smelling
'cause she is untying her guy right now.
- I believe in pheromones because I studied neuroscience
in college and it has been actually proven to be real.
And the first guy I smelled.
I was like, "Wow, you smell so good,
I don't think anyone's gonna smell better here,
let's go, let's do this".
- Carrie and her guy are now-
- There is some literature on pheromones
and birth control pills and this is one
of the things that the Woo squad likes to bring up
when they are making birth control
out to be the villain of the planet.
And they will say, "Oh look,
it changes who you're attracted to".
And that study does say that, and it does say it changes
like your pheromones a little bit
being on birth control and how you
interpret pheromones of others.
But they end up drawing this conclusion
that that means if you were on contraceptives
or hormonal contraceptives when you met your partner
and decided to have them as your partner
that it means you're now gonna be
with the wrong person when you go off birth control
you won't even like them anymore
and you won't be attracted anymore.
This is nonsense, right?
Because I don't know about all of you
but I didn't find my partner like this.
Did we all just forget that most of us, unless you are on
"Are you the one?", apparently
use our eyeballs and our brain
and a whole lot of other things to find a partner.
It's not all just how they smell.
So there's no evidence that hormonal contraceptives
are linked with choosing the wrong partner.
There is evidence that hormonal contraceptives
alter how you feel about various pheromones, okay?
But we are not just sniffing out our partners
last time I checked, so be wary of any Woo squad
you see drawing magnificent conclusions
about finding a partner while you're on birth control
because of this.
- That's it. They've locked in.
You guys can remove your blindfolds
and see who you're going on a date with.
(upbeat pop music)
- Oh, he looked so disappointed.
Oh my gosh. Look, they both look so horrified.
Look at their faces. These people did not want
to go on a date with each other.
See, look. All right.
Single-handedly proving our point.
You don't want to pick your partner purely based
on their pheromones.
Well that was fun. I will see y'all next time.