Have some cake, Annie.
But Mom, why is the cake holding a knife?
Is it some sort of killer cake?
Yes, I am.
[screaming]
What are you watching?
[screaming]
Ay-yee!
Wait a second, I know that ay-yee!
Oh.
Sorry, Schwoz.
Don't worry about me, worry about my package.
Why do you look like a hot mess?
I was coming back from the post office,
when I tripped and fell in the Swellview swamp.
Oh, so obvious now.
So, what did you get?
It's a beautiful plant from my homeland.
That's a rock.
No, it's a plant.
Pretty sure that a rock, my guy.
A geode, if I'm not mistaken.
No, trust me, it's a plant.
Just needs water, 14,000 gallons to be exact.
[beeping]
[screaming]
I got great news!
[groaning]
- Dude! - Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. News.
Breaking news, kids hate the news.
That's right, Trent. So, in a shameless play
for younger viewers' attention our boss has hired
a pair of child reporters.
They're twins.
Reporting from the Swellview Fashion Show,
please welcome Finn and Quinn.
They're twins.
- Thank you, Trent. - And thank you, Mary.
Those aren't twins.
Why is the news lying to us?!
- Ah! - No!
Uh. Not all twins look alike.
Some are fraternal, some are identical.
Yeah, me and Mika are fraternal twins.
What? You guys are twins? When did that happen?
Quiet! The news is newsing!
We are here with Swellview fashion icon, Nana Winter.
So, Nana, this is the 100th anniversary
of the Swellview Fashion Show.
What can we expect?
Drama, fashion, attitude, art, sassy walking, posing,
finger foods, Captain Man wearing an exclusive collection
designed by Chunk Manlee,
Danger Force wearing iconic looks designed by me...
and hats.
I'm sorry, did you say, hats?
I'll say no more.
Well, now back to the old people in the studio.
- Hey. - Ouch.
[beeping]
We get to be in the Swellview Fashion Show?
I don't know.
It's been so long since I last modeled.
You used to be a model?
Okay, you got me. When I was a baby,
I was the face of Doodie's Diapers.
[giggling] You were the Doodie Cutie?
Okay, fine. I'll make the face.
Well, if you don't want to be in the thing--
Okay, fine. I'll be in the fashion show,
but no diapers.
I'm out. Uh. I want nothing to do
with that crafts display of materialism in our culture.
- Really? - Yeah, really.
The fashion industry is a tool
of rampant late stage capitalism.
- He'll go. - I'll go.
But I won't wear the clothes!
He'll wear the clothes
and I'll be there to laugh when he does it.
Great, then you can all help deal with Ray
when he turns into a spoiled diva.
Uh, when have I ever acted like a spoiled diva?
Remember that time you were in the Swellview Fashion Show,
and they ran out of time before your turn.
So you caused... the incident.
The incident.
- The incident. - What are you trying to do?
Stop trying to get me to flash back.
That's not going to-- Oh.
The 1982 Swellview Fashion Show is officially out of time.
I'm too handsome not to be seen!
- We're out of time. - No, I'm a model.
- You know what I mean? - Get... out.
No, I have to do my little turn on the catwalk.
You'll do no such turn!
[screaming]
Ow.
I'm okay.
Sounds like you were being a diva.
I was not being a diva!
Somebody clean that up!
Don't worry. I'll be there in disguise to help with Ray.
Now, excuse me while I water my plant.