So what you're saying is...bingo!
Subtitles by gianccm
Wow, what a welcome back to the studio this has been.
Holy smokes! I don't know what the hell was put in this, but something smells like uncircumcised fish dicks right now.
Okay... oh my!
We got this drink roulette thing from G-Market and it's supposed to be with like, you know, soju or whatever.
-We thought instead of doing it with alcohol, -Right
Why don't we try getting some different drinks from the convenience store?
Nowhere special, so like Soozee grabbed 6 different drinks.
I don't know what they are but something smells--
Something smells rancid and I really hope that I don't have to drink it.
So the way that this concept works is it's a little bingo thing--
a colored ball is going to come out and we're gonna have to drink the corresponding colored shot glass.
Okay, I bought some squid
As a palate cleanser for whatever horrid crap--
It doesn't even smell as bad
No
This smells better than--you can't smell how bad this drink is!
I'm so scared, I'm going to vomit on camera.
-Winner goes first? -Winner goes first.
Okay, ready?
Okay I go first.
Congratulations.
Okay, here we go.
-Turn the wheel... -Hope you get big ol' blue!
-Gently, gently! We got drinks everywhere! -Okay...
Might be going the wrong way.
(laughs) -Oh, okay... Here we go. -Give it a smell? -Okay.
It's the one! (laughs)
(music) (Instant regret) (mentally cursing life)
Ugh...
You want some squid? You want some...squid?
Ugh... (music) (oh sweet taste of squid-kun)
I really shouldn't tease him because we have to refill that shot in case I get blue as well.
That had taste of like gasoline on it.
What do you think it is?
-Oh my God... Evil! What is this?! -I don't know what this is!
That is an entire root of ginseng purified into liquid form.
Purified ginseng! (laughs) Am I supposed to have like a raging boner after drinking ginseng
it's supposed to be good for your vitality, that's what they say: "Good for men vitality!"
Boner's happening in 10 minutes. I'll show you.
I don't even remember how the song goes!
This entire episode is brought to you by Super Junior.
This is f*cking terrible. (laughs)
(sheep sounds filtering profanity)
This is so bad!
Wait I got to burp first.
Oh, no...no...
-Ahhhh! -It's like a fairy tale move.
-Okay my turn. -Whoa, that sucked. -Anything but blue. Let's see if I can roll the blue ones away.
-Okay. -Can you do white? Wh-what's this?
I don't know, it's completely clear.
(disappointed) Nope.
-It's almost like soju meets something else. -Yep.
(music) (horrified internal scream of agony and pain)
What does that taste like? Describe the taste to me.
It's like somebody poured soju into a container filled with a bunch of old
rocks and moss, and then they've kind of poured it through the container. I have no idea what this is.
Does it have a peaty aftertaste to it like--
It is a bit peaty. Right?
It's definitely alcoholic.
Okay this is... What is this? Mixing-ju Mackiss.
-I don't understand what this is! -What's in here? -I don't know! -There's definitely alcohol. -Yeah, 5.6%!
-C'mon! -What's that? Was that white or red?
-I'll do the red one then. -Okay, fine you can do the red one. -Okay the red one fell out. -Yeah.
-This one smells...really really sweet. -Okay.
(music) (oh yeah!.. um.. oh noooo)
It's not good, it tastes like sweet tart meets milk...
meet soda water. Well it's not as terrible; I don't hate my life after drinking this but I don't enjoy it.
-Okay, what is it? -What's?! -What's?! -What's?!
-It's called "What's?!" -What's?!
So it's sparkling milk, and it has a question mark
and exclamation point like...What's?! This is the thing that Smudgy says everyday!
"Whuuuuts?!" -Your turn. -Well, let's hope that I won't get the blue one again.
-Wrong way. -We're good at this.
-We follow instructions -B63...Black!
-Alright! -This working out quite nicely!
(burps) -Oh, Super Simon's boner burping...
Sorry! Smell my ginseng burp!
Are you sure Super Junior didn't sponsor this? Maybe--okay.
(music) (oh yeah that's the one)
-Oh yeah! -What's that one? -That's definitely aloe juice. -Aloe juice is great!
-I LOVE aloe juice -I never had aloe juice 'cause it's delicious. -Was that aloe juice?
-That is aloe juice. -Oh yeah. -Okay. -Aloe juice is amazing because when you first see those little particles floating in you'll be like
"That can't be good." and it's SO good.
-It's a little like chunks that you kinda chew in your mouth. -Good answer!
-Rock yeah! -I'm so displeased with this entire video.
Yeah... maybe it would've been better if we had just done sexy drinking bingo with like
soju while taking off clothing.
Well if you wanna torture your friends, you can pick up this badboy on G-Market
the drinks, you can get in Korea so have fun with that.
Or you could just fill this up with whatever drinks you want
- and so have fun torturing your friends. -Yep.
-Woah, my tummy feels sad. Awww. -Awww.
You want the rest of the ginseng for vitality?
-Those ginseng burps are NASTY. -Oooh, SO NASTY.
-BLUE! Ohh yes! Wa-wait this isn't high enough, can we fill it right up to the top? -No!
'Cause you're gonna get a ginseng boner now as well.
-I drink it, you drink it! -Well, what'll happen when I don't drink it? -Then I'm gonna dump it on your head.
-'Kay Martina, you're in a special place on an island. -Oh man, you're gonna hate life after this.
Is that your server?
Is he bringing you a pina colada?
Is it really pina colada or is it ginseng milk?
-Nope. -Do it.
(music)
Isn't that the worst?
-Oh my God. -Do you know anybody that likes this? -It's like...
-Oh I can smell it on your breath now as well! -It tastes like...
what a farm smells like; if you smells a farm.
If you smell a farm, then condense it to a liquid, and then squirt that liquid it in your mouth,
that's what ginseng tastes like.