Today we have some British snacks for you.
I don't think British snacks are that different than American snacks.
I don't think so, but we do have specific flavours and brands that you guys probably haven't had before.
First up, what we call in England a pack of crisps.
Is that chips?
Chips.
Yeah, that's chips.
These are Monster Munch.
Monster Munch.
The bag feels so cheap.
Wait, this is like wannabe Lay's.
I've seen this brand before.
This is a rip-off of Lay's.
They literally just cropped out the word Lay's and put Walkers on it.
Oh, wow.
Sorry I am triggered right now.
I am triggered.
Walkers.
Ah, pickled onions.
Have you ever had pickled onion flavoured crisps before?
No.
I'm excited.
Wait, it's a hand?
Yes.
It's a hand.
They're good.
No, that's disgusting.
What don't you like about it, Andrew?
Everything.
It's like vinegar.
Yeah, that's one of the main food groups in the UK.
Especially when it comes to snacks.
Meat, vegetables, salt, and vinegar.
Yeah.
I don't know why it didn't even help.
No, I don't like it.
No?
No.
What's that sound?
Like whenever I get a cheeseburger at McDonald's, I say no pickles, no onions.
These two are combined.
It's literally everything you don't want in your order.
Well, I actually like them.
I would take this to school every day.
Yeah?
Next up, maybe you need something a bit sweeter.
Mr. Kipling's Battenberg's.
Mr. Kipling's?
Who is this guy?
These are cute.
Oh, they have sugar?
These are definitely sweet.
Your so slow.
They look so majestic.
It's like a little marshmallow.
Oh, that's a lot of sugar.
Extremely sweet.
It tastes like Play-Doh.
Play-Doh.
Best Play-Doh I've ever had.
No, this is really good.
Oh, it's like bread in the middle.
It's cakey.
It's a cake, yeah.
I love it.
You know when Eli likes it because he takes one bite and then he just puts the rest of it in.
One of the best things I've tried for sure.
You're not a fan, Victor.
What?
I'm not a big fan, but it's good.
You'd rather eat those chips?
I'd eat those chips.
That's crazy.
Andrew is really triggered by that.
I thought there was no such thing as a bad opinion, but.
Next up, we're going back for another pack of crisps, skips.
How come you guys call them crisps?
In the UK, you guys call fries chips.
We do.
And then you call chips crisps.
It makes no sense.
Prawn cocktail flavour.
Do you guys have a prawn cocktail flavour crisps?
No.
I don't even know what prawn is.
It's like a shrimp.
Oh my gosh.
What does it smell like?
Gross.
It smells like fish, yeah.
I like it.
It's really soft.
Salty.
Very salty.
I like them.
Oh, is it good?
It's good.
Oh, it's not bad.
It just smells like really, really, really strong.
I wouldn't open this.
Okay, really?
I don't think I'll go out of my way to buy them.
But if they're offered to me, I'll definitely take them and I'll enjoy them.
Okay.
All right, next up.
Flying saucers.
Oh, I think i’m gonna like these.
You guys call UFOs, flying saucers here?
No, we call them UFOs.
Okay.
These are nostalgia trips for us.
We had these growing up in party bags.
They're very classic sweets that you have when you're a little kid.
Interesting.
First thoughts?
It looks like cardboard.
Yeah.
Cardboard foam.
Yeah, like looking at it, I don't know if there's going to be taste.
They look like styrofoam plates.
Yeah, they kind of feel like styrofoam plates too.
Oh, it's in the middle.
This doesn't belong in your mouth.
What is it in the middle?
Sherbet.
It's like sugary, soury powder.
Oh, wait, hold on.
This is good.
Right?
They're really good.
Only the sugar is good.
The sugar hits you really hard.
It's like a Trojan horse of sugar.
If it had no sugar.
When I took a bite, I thought, oh, this tastes like the bread from church.
What's that one thing you eat in church?
It's like the Body of Christ.
For real, they need to change it to these.
What at church?
Yeah, it's like communion with like a hidden kind of pizazz.
Jesus with jazz hands.
Next up, we have.
Twiglets.
Oh, pretzels.
That's pretzels.
Pretzels?
Yeah, I know.
That's what I was going to think.
Pretzel sticks.
They look like pretzel sticks.
I'm guessing that's not what they are.
Oh, no.
It smells like the Marmite.
Is it?
Give it a taste.
No, I can live without this.
It's a very quick decision.
What the hell?
Oh, my gosh.
That's horrible.
Whoa.
That is terrible.
That's a zero out of ten.
I don't even know what to call it.
It's like, how can you eat this with a straight face?
People eat these like, yeah, like you went to the store and bought a bag of this.
Yeah.
That's criminal to buy that.
I like these.
What do you think they taste like?
No, it tastes like goldfish if they were really, really, really burnt.
Like you lit it on fire and you ate the ashes.
Wow, it tastes like ashes.
It tastes burnt.
I don't know.
It tastes like if someone were to lick a grill, like the little rack.
Licking as barbeque grill.
I don't know if that was the purpose.
Okay.
That's what we got.
That was bad.
Last up, we got something really special for you today.
Terry's chocolate orange.
Can't go wrong with chocolate.
Oh, chocolate.
You guys, I love this.
That just broke my heart even more.
Oh, wait, you got to peel it too.
Yeah.
You open it in a special way.
You hold it on the top over the sticker and you smash it into the table.
Oh, slam it.
Like that?
Wait, Eli.
I got you.
Hold on.
There you go.
I'm scared.
You don't do this with all your chocolate snacks in America.
Oh wow.
Oh, wait, that's actually really cool.
That's looking really pretty.
Right.
That is cool.
It's a little apple.
Did you say it's like an apple?
Yeah.
It's an orange.
It literally says orange on it.
That's good.
That's good, huh?
That's good.
Right.
No, that's really good.
This is definitely better than a real orange.
Okay.
What do you make of the chocolate?
Is it good chocolate?
Yeah, it actually is.
It's pretty good.
I like it.
It's enjoyable to eat.
That's good.
That's the highest praise we've gotten today.
It's actually enjoyable to eat.
We are soaring to new heights today.
I'm not hating my life right now.
How does it compare to American chocolate?
Don't know.
It still doesn't compare.
It doesn't compare.
I don't think so.
Hershey's is like top tier.
Hershey's.
Are you not a fan?
Hershey's tastes like sick to me.
That tastes like sick.
Your eating those over there.
Okay, he's got a point.
Twiglets.
Fair enough.
All right, well that has been British snacks.
If you ever come to the UK, don't get your hopes up because this is literally the best we have to offer.
No, it's not the best.
Did you have a favourite?
I'm definitely not a fan of the chips for sure, but like the sweets.
The monster munch.
I forgot about those.
The mini one.
The mini battenbergs.
I think this is the best snack.
British chocolate is good.
Yeah.
Nice.
Make better food in the UK.
Why do you guys call them like biscuits if they're cookies?
Maybe because we invented the language.
Straight dissing.
I have a question.
How do you eat Twiglets?
We'll see you jolly soon.
We'll see you, bye.