Come on then.
Team management. I want to pick my team.
Alright then,
I’m out of it.
Well, I’m taking people out who aren’t here.
Yeah that’s a good point.
Big John, he’s coming in.
Do you guys play in the same position?
Shocking, isn’t it?
Gameday.
Right, ready? Let’s go.
Come on.
Do you guys get chance to play plenty of FIFA then?
Haven’t got lots of spare time like.
Do you play it as a team, when you go away to games?
We do sort of pre-season wise not like away games.
When we’re away in hotels.
Oh my god pace. That is a foul.
Is there anyone in the team who is particularly good at FIFA and everyone knows he is?
I don’t know.
No, I’m sure Paddy and Johnny play quite a lot.
Oh my goodness. Outrageous.
What a start that is.
Jesus... Six minutes in.
The fans are going wild.
Just went for raw talent mate. Pure rawness up front.
Sunderland are the first team like but...
I have to play myself and my guy is shocking so, it doesn’t really work.
Come on Joel! hold the ball up.
Go on Geady then - Trickstar
Are you a Sunderland supporter George?
Go on Goochy!
Er, yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Oh ref!
I would have been absolutely devastated if his guy scored.
Touch, that’s it - football.
Football.
(Laughing)
That’s it move the ball lads.
Delightful stuff chop.
Back stick...Go on then.
Go on then!
My god.
Go on then!
Come on Adam, where are you?
McGeady - second header of the season.
He hits the corner flag as well, what a boy!
It’s embarrassing now like, 2-0 thirteen minutes?
It is embarrassing.
(singing) Aiden McGeady running down the wing for me.
Oh, see ya.
My god he’s dangerous.
I’m getting battered here.
So what about previous FIFA's, have you been fans of the FIFA franchise for a while?
Yeah, everyone.
I used to be addicted to it.
I’ve winged myself off it recently but I used to be real bad on ultimate team.
The Ultimate Team - did you buy cards and everything?
Lynden: I’ve never been an ultimate team guy
George: Yeah, disgustingly amount of money used on it.
I love the journey on it now.
I haven’t finished it yet
What club are you at?
Bayern Munich.
My god.
Obviously, it doesn’t make you any good like,
he’s useless isn’t he!? (Laughs)
Cheeky *******
Honeyman stop it lad.
What are they doing at the back?
The marking in the box is shocking!
It’s game over like is there even any point even playing?
Shambles.
Lee Camp: I cant watch that anymore
(Laughs)
Must be a glitch.
Was there a glitch?
It’s just pass and move boys, it’s simple.
Absolute glitch.
Simple pass and move.
What’s the keeper doing?
Oh my god. Duncan you got to finish that!
Oh my god. Your ******* joking me
Did you used to play with your brother Lynden?
Yeah, he used to absolutely...
He used to batter me and then I would get angry and throw the controller at him.
Is that what’s coming?
Maybe George might get it in a minute.
How is that a penalty!?
Pure close-lined him.
Your joking me!
Oh, no.
He had the arrow as well and he still slots it in!
Robbin...
You’re getting dropped.
Wow.
even Honeyman scored, 4-0.
Is it weird seeing yourselves in the game now?
The first time I got it I was like ‘this is mental'.
My little cousin loves FiFA and he was like...
showing off to his mates like ‘oh I’ve got a cousin in FiFA'.
Even though my guy is absolutely horrendous, it’s still pretty cool.
Have you seen your own statistics then, is that something you’ve looked at?
I used to be really bothered by it
When I absolutely used to bash FIFA
and when I first new I was gonna be on it,
I was like really bothered about it.
Obviously, I wanted to use my guy and that but he was that bad
I couldn’t even use him.
Who are you trying to get on the ball here?
Geads has got five-star trick moves so… you wanna get him involved.
Go to the goal then!
Still can’t score. Incredible scenes.
How’s he just…waist him.
How can he score from ******* 20 yards out and I can't?
There’s some sort of forfeit isn't there…by five goals?
Written apology?
**** off.
You’re getting **** all off me.
So about your team mates. Who is the best dressed?
I’d say Billy Jones is pretty standard. He’s always smart.
Yeah, I like Billy when we go out for something to eat.
He’s got a turtle neck, blazer combo that never lets you down.
Yeah, that's true.
Who manages the music in the dressing room?
Tyias is normally on it but I’m not a big fan.
I mean it’s ok like but I’m not a massive rap fan.
Who’s the worst dressed then?
Sheazey's got this awful blue tracksuit that he brings out occasionally
and he looks like papa smurf with it.
Is that John O'Shea?
Yeah John O'Shea.
Referee!
That was a sympathy free-kick that.
I need sympathy here.
Need more than ******* sympathy.
Is that it?
That’s it.
Jesus Christ.
(Yawn) Another day at the office.
Incredible.