This weekend, we don't want you to
miss your chance to laugh because
we got funny man in the building
sitting here in our great day
couch with us. It's Mr Faizon,
love. He's back.
I'm just here holding the pillow,
our snowflake pillow,
waking up a little bit.
Whoa. Hey, guys,
good to have you back.
Where's my camera?
All of them right there,
right there.
Josh. Right there. Your camera,
how long has it been? Has it been years?
Right before COVID. OK yeah.
And. You know that was I've
had a daughter since then.
Wow. No really. Ohh you did.
I have a 3 year old daughter.
A 54 year old man has
a 3 year old daughter.
That's amazing.
And I still have this.
It's just bringing back
the youth. And you what?
This little thing is Miss Woo.
She's amazing. Archie.
What's up Archie? Hi Archie.
This is where Daddy is.
Ohh. Sitting on the couch.
I do this at home.
I just came to do you seem to do it here.
What's what's? Well,
don't want to give it away.
What what's Santa bringing
here for Christmas
with Santa bringing Archie?
Well, with Santa not.
I can't stop her from opening
up the presents under.
She's like why are we making?
Yeah, she's like yeah, she's
like what? What is this?
Out for you. So let's see.
And then we'll wrap it back. Please.
More wait. Let's see. It's
not for you or well let's see
I'm like it's not for you.
Has she entered your comedy now as well?
Like what should be part of your stand up?
I'm gonna tell you what's funny.
She saw me on Elf about two years ago.
A year ago? Yeah.
And she immediately knew that was me.
And I was like, that's so weird.
Ohh. Wow. Yeah. She saw me
doing alpha and she was like.
Boom. I was like, you know,
she was recognized two years ago being even.
Yeah. One years old, 1 1/2. Yeah.
Yeah I know. And this time of year
we get to see you a lot because
elf and people love elf. I mean, I.
That's that's one of those movies.
It's just so iconic now.
Did another film called Santa Santa Game
that's out this year right now. OK.
I think I'm becoming the Will
Smith of Christmas movie well.
Just slap.
You were Santa in this one,
though, right? Santa is getting.
You played Santa. Yes.
That's what Wesley Snipes.
Tiffany has that.
That's another film.
Ohh yeah, that might play a stripper.
Hey, showing your kid that one. No, no.
She's a but yeah, that was a Wesley Snipes,
Tiffany Haddish, Gary Oldman.
I mean, Gary, Gary, Gary Owens.
Yeah, the white guy. Looking like
I messed with this point everybody's.
Bill Bellamy yeah, smooth.
We had so much fun in Vegas.
Imagine all of us, you know,
ohh, can't imagine you got too.
We do a segment on the
show called Morning Mix.
We can't talk about you guys. No.
Anyway, anyway, moving on from here,
we want your opinion on some
of this pop culture stuff.
No, no good. Looks good.
All we can do is talk about Mariah
Carey this time of year, right?
She just survived a wardrobe malfunction.
The chain ***** ** her
$800 dress busted open.
Luckily, her stylist came to the rescue.
There's no nip slips or anything happened,
but Mariah,
Mariah having a little bit of rough.
People are working on their
they're working diligently.
Chain up here, snap like one of
her straps. So they came out to fix
it. That's pretty.
Are they working on her here?
She sang through the whole thing,
too, if you hear she made-up a
song about them fixing her dress.
And she sounded pretty good.
She sounded really good, yeah.
Play the preacher in her.
Wedding and in a in a video.
I think we belong together. Hmm. What's
she like in real life?
You know, we see her as Christmas.
Mariah Diva Mariah and. This is cool.
She was married to a good friend of mine,
Nick Cannon. And she's a, she's a diva.
I mean, she's having fun with it, I think. I
think that's embracing this
season. I think, yeah,
I think stuff like that,
be honest with you, is,
you know you to break away from the
monotony of all the. Weird news
to have something like that.
Yeah, we we have another weird story.
That's another wardrobe malfunction.
Rudy Giuliani was caught
on zoom calling or being
surprised he was wearing.
Stephen Colbert called him out on it,
and so now he's Rudy 2 watches.
How do you not know you're wearing two?
He was surprised you watched the video.
He's like, wow. Want to watch?
I just have to say the name
Rudy Giuliani face on.
We have these two watches on
and has no idea.
Has no idea whatsoever.
Yeah, I mean absolutely has.
We've walked out with like a brown shoe
and a black shoe or two different shoes.
I've done that. Two different boots.
But like it's right here.
How do you not,
I mean. What is keeping time
in San Diego and New York?
I mean that's that's
what Stephen Colbert was me.
He wanted it to be 5:00 o'clock somewhere.
Isn't Stephen Colbert.
That's that's a good one.
That what he said.
That's what he said.
That was five o'clock somewhere.
All right. Take a look at this.
Baker Mayfield was so pumped up
during the Los Angeles Rams 1780 or
1716 comeback win he head butted
his teammate but can't watch.
But Baker doesn't have a helmet on. Oh,
it looked like he was pushed
the guy behind him pushed him.
Whatever head. You are away.
I don't mean to go all the way.
I was going a little bit,
but the guy behind me pushed.
He had to. He had to fake it like
the guy behind him pushed him.
He got owes you.
Who's your sports team? Cleveland.
Ohh really any Cleveland team?
All Cleveland teams or the OR the Browns.
Browns. Ohio a lot of my family
cheers on them. Downtown.
Ohh yeah, you can walk
through there in 2 minutes.
That is not a lie. There's a
couple of stoplights, that's all.
I love Ohio. I don't
know why I used to live there in Columbus.
OK, OK. And. I I I would go to
the Cleveland Brown Games because
you can go there and sit anywhere.
Yeah, it'll be, you know you
get the grounds fan. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah it it is, yeah.
Because slowly creeping up,
getting a little bit
better every year though.
There's always momentum when
the season starts. Always.
You know quarterback is. Yeah.
Well, you got a sound for sound bite
for you real quick with Trevor Noah
Ohh. When I started the show,
I had three clear goals.
I was like, I'm going to make
sure Hillary gets elected.
I'm going to make sure that I prevent
a global pandemic from starting,
and I'm going to become best
friends with Kanye West, so.
Hello Trevor Noah hosted The Daily
Show for the final time last night.
The comedy announced earlier this year
that he would leave after seven years
anchoring the satirical link, right.
I know the 38 year old has hinted he
wants to return doing more stand up.
I'm going to a show in spring so
I'm really excited about that.
But yeah, seven years Trevor Noah took over.
Is it hard to do a Daily Show and be on
the road and traveling like you are?
I don't think
he goes on a road like that though.
Like we do? Yeah, no.
Like and like fitting in
movies and fitting in like.
I mean, to stand up taking a movie,
yeah, yeah, movie takes
a long time and it's just like,
you know, one day.
So if you're doing,
you would have to schedule
it to where the film is.
Either in the beginning,
right, or after. But yeah,
but you could do that and yeah,
like because I'm Steve.
Colbert. No. Harvey. No.
No. What other sparks?
What's his HBO
show? I'm the worst.
Ohh, we're blanking. Come on,
guys. I know.
Correct. Bill Maher. Thanks,
Thomas. Bill Maher does
that. He does, you know, he does that show.
I have a I have a quick question for you,
'cause you brought up a little
bit ago your friend Nick Cannon.
Yes. What's your take on?
Are you one of the godfathers to
one of his children by chance?
You're gonna get your take, yeah.
I mean, long as you can take
care of all of them. Yeah,
you know, it's like. It's. Yeah.
I mean, I know. Yeah, he's, yeah,
he's godfather. Now with the majority,
black people were the majority.
Goodnight.
Why you minute? Give me second.
Black people comedy live
two shows each night.
Plenty of chances to get on out.
Thanks so much DC comedy loft
space on so great to have you.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Thank you guys for always having me here.
Have a great show. Can I get
something to eat before I leave?
Yeah, we'll we'll get right on that.