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>>> POISON WATERS, THE LEGENDARY COHOST OF THE OLD
TOWN NIGHTCLUB IS CELEBRATING
30 YEARS OF ENTERTAINING.
WITH HER UNIQUE BRAND OF HUMOR
AND GLAMOUR.
AND GLAMOUR. WE ARE EXCITED TO HAVE POISON
WATERS SITTING IN TONIGHT AS
OUR GUEST ANCHOR BRINGING A LOT
OF GLITZ TO THE STUDIO.
IT IS GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, I
AM SUPER EXCITED.
>> YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST
SOUGHT AFTER EMCEES, HAVE YOU
EVER ANCHORED THE NEWS?
>> THIS IS A FIRST.
>> WE ARE HONORED TO BE THE
FIRST, I WILL STEP OUT SO YOU
CAN READ THE FIRST STORY.
ABOUT A TROUBLED TRAILER.
>> THIS IS A DOOZY.
>>> A CRAIGSLIST AD HELPED
DEPUTIES FIGURE OUT WHY A
DEPUTY FOUND A TRAILER, THE
ORIGINAL OWNER POSTED ON
CRAIGSLIST OFFERING $1000 TO
ANYONE WHO WOULD HOLD OFF IT
ITS PROPERTY.
ITS PROPERTY. A MAN SHOWED UP, TOOK THE FIRST
HALF AND DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO
PUT IT.
PUT IT.
PUT IT. HE DUMPED IT IN THE PARKING LOT
OF ECHO SHOT ELEMENTARY.
THEY SPOTTED THE AD AND THE
OWNER HELPED TRACKED ON THE GUY
WHO HOLD IT OFF.
WHEN HE CAME BACK TO THE
PROPERTY TO COLLECT THE SECOND
HALF, POLICE ARRESTED HIM BUT
TROUBLE WAS IN OVER.
WHILE THE TRAILER WAS BEING
TRANSPORTED TO ITS ORIGINAL
OWNER THE ROOF FELL OFF.
A SECOND TOW TRUCK HAD TO COME
AND GET THE ROOF OFF THE ROAD.
>> THAT WAS TROUBLE WITH A T.
VERY WELL DONE.
WANT TO DO ANOTHER?
>>> THIS STORY IS A MYSTERY
THAT THE BLAZERS HAVE
PRESENTED.
PRESENTED. LET'S HEAR ABOUT THIS MYSTERY.
>> WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
THE BLAZERS POSTED A CRYPTIC
TWEET SHOWING WHAT LOOKS LIKE A
JERSEY FROZEN AND A BLOCK OF
ICE AT PIONEER SQUARE.
WITH A MESSAGE, RIP CITY WE
HAVE A SECRET COMING FOR YOU
SOON.
SOON.
SOON. 20
SOON. 20 OF PEOPLE WENT TO TWITTER TO
SPECULATE ABOUT THE MESSAGE,
MAYBE A NEW TRADE OR JERSEY
RETIREMENT?
RETIREMENT? LOOKS LIKE FOR NOW WE WILL HAVE
TO WAIT AND SEE.
>> I GUESS THEY WILL TELL US
TOMORROW.
TOMORROW.
TOMORROW. >> I AM SO EXCITED.
I THOUGHT MAYBE FANS HAD TO
BUST IN AND WHOEVER GOT IT
WOULD PUT IT ON OR A TEST TEST
OR NEW FLAVOR?
>> I HOPE IT IS SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
THAT.
THAT. THE
THAT. THE FIRST TIME YOU PUT ON A
GOWN AND HEELS, 30 YEARS AGO.
HOW DID THIS GET STARTED?
>> JUST BY ACCIDENT, I WENT TO A
GREAT SHOW AND HERE I AM.
>> I KNOW YOU LOVE PERFORMING
BUT WHAT WAS THE WORST JOB YOU
EVER HAD?
EVER HAD?
EVER HAD? >> THE WORST JOB I EVER HAD WAS
A CARNIVAL AND I WAS HIRED TO
WORK IN CONCESSIONS AND I'M A
PEOPLE PERSON AND WANTED TO
CHAT AND THEY PUT ME IN A
REFRIGERATED TRUCK WITH 10,000
FROZEN HOTDOGS AND 10,000
STICKS AND I HAD TO PUT THE
STICK IN THE WIENER FOR THE
CONDUCT PEOPLE.
CONDUCT PEOPLE. IT WAS AWFUL.
>> THAN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE
GETTING PROMOTED?
GETTING PROMOTED? >> I WAS DONE, CALLED AND SAID
HE -- AND SAID I AM READY FOR A
NEW POSITION AND HE SHOWED ME A
CASE OF APPLES AND I HAD TO PUT
THE STICKS IN THE APPLE FOR THE
CARAMEL APPLES.
CARAMEL APPLES. THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUN.
>> YOUR ALTERNATE EGO IS A --
IS A ACTAVIS.
TELL US ABOUT KIM KHAZEI?
>> IT STANDS FOR KIDS
CONNECTION, A PROGRAM THAT IS A
WEEKLONG SUMMER CAMP FOR
CHILDREN AGES 5-15 WHOSE LIVES
ARE SOMEHOW AFFECTED BY HIV.
IT'S A WEEKLONG CAMP WHERE THEY
CAN BE KIDS AND WE BRING 40 OR
SO KIDS OUT AND WE TRY TO HELP
ERASE THE STIGMA OF HIV,
SURROUNDED WITH FOLKS THAT ARE
LIKE PEERS AND THEY CAN TALK
ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING AT HOME
AND THEIR COMMUNITY THAT THEY
PROBABLY WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT ON
THE SCHOOL YARD.
WE ARE BRINGING METS IF YOU
KNOW AND NOW.
-- BRINGING IN MATS IF YOU KNOW
RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT NOW. CAN YOU PLEASE BE COLD AND
GREEN AND RAINY?
YOU ARE THE GUY THAT CAN
DELIVER.
DELIVER.
DELIVER. >>> THAT WILL COME, WE WILL GET
TO THAT.
TO THAT.
TO THAT. I HAVE A QUESTION, WHAT MAKES A
GOOD PERFORMANCE, THE CROWD,
YOUR PERFORMANCE, THE VENUE,
WHAT PUTS IT TOGETHER?
>> THE ENERGY FROM THE CROWD, I
AM AN OBSERVANT ENTERTAINER SO
I FEED OFF WHAT I SEE.
IF THEY ARE HAPPY AND EXCITED,
SO AM I. IF THEY ARE NOT, AND I
THINK THEY CAME TO THE WRONG
THING.
THING.
THING. >>
THING. >> WHAT IS SUPER, POISONS
BIRTHDAY, 50th BIRTHDAY.
>> I AM 50 AND A DAY.
SO EXCITING.
SO EXCITING. >> FABULOUS AND 50.
>> LAUREL USED TO SING IN A
CUSTOM TREE WESTERN SUPERSTAR
GROUP.
GROUP.
GROUP. --
GROUP. -- COUNTRY WESTERN SUPERSTAR
GROUP.
GROUP.
GROUP. >>
GROUP. >> THEY WERE CALLED THE COUNTRY
BUMPKINS.
BUMPKINS.
BUMPKINS. ARE THEY SNOWFLAKES?
>> I AM WEARING HOLIDAY RED, I
AM READY.
AM READY.
AM READY. >>> WHEN YOU HAVE A DAY OFF,
SUNDAY MORNING OR WHATEVER, ARE
YOU KICKING IT IN SWEATS OR
CHIFFON NUMBER, WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU KICKBACK?
>> I AM BASKETBALL SHORTS,
DIRTY T-SHIRT AND FOOD DELIVERY
TO MY COUCH.
>> JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
I PUT MY GOWN ON ONE FOOT AT A
TIME.
TIME.
TIME. JUST LIKE YOU.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. >> LET'S SEE WHAT THE WEATHER
FORECAST LOOKS LIKE.
>>> A LITTLE BIT OF RAIN,
FRIDAY.
FRIDAY.
FRIDAY. >> I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
>> WE WILL GET SOME GOOD
WEATHER BUT AT LEAST SOME SUNNY
WEATHER, WE WILL START OFF WITH
THIS.
THIS.
THIS. A
THIS. A GREAT SUNSET TONIGHT, THIS IS
FROM SOBEY ISLAND, CANDY SENT
IN THIS PICTURE AND YOU CAN SEE
THE PASTELS IN THE SKY, REALLY
BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL. ALSO, CAPTURED THE SUNSET FROM
OUR SKY CAM.
IT WAS SLOW DOWN SO WE COULD
ENJOY THIS.
ENJOY THIS. A LOT OF FOLKS ENJOYING
HAYSTACK ROCK AND THE BEACH AND
A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.
THAT IS JUST -- BETTER THAN I
REALIZED.
REALIZED.
REALIZED. JUST FANTASTIC.
JUST FANTASTIC. THEN THERE IS THIS.
MAY BE THE LAST OF SUMMER BUT
THE SUNFLOWERS ARE GOING OFF IN
A NICE PICTURE.
THANKS FOR SENDING THOSE IN.
THE HIGHS TODAY WERE OKAY.
WE ARE IN THE LOW 70s, IF YOU
GOT OUT OF THE SUN AND INTO THE
SHADE YOU COULD FEEL A LITTLE
BIT OF A CHILL AND THE WARMER
NUMBERS ARE BELOW AVERAGE FOR
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
WE SHOULD BE IN THE MID-70s, 72
LAGRANDE, 75 BURNS, 61 NEWPORT
AND 64 TILLAMOOK.
WE HAD A WARM AUGUST IN
PORTLAND, THE WARMEST ON
RECORD.
RECORD.
RECORD. GLOBALLY, FIFTH WARMEST AUGUST
ON RECORD, THE RED AREAS, THE
BRIGHT RED IS THE WARMEST ON
RECORD AND IT GOES DOWN FROM
THERE AND SOME AREAS BELOW
AVERAGE, BUT WHEN YOU AVERAGE
IT OUT, LAND AND SEA, ACROSS
THE GLOBE IT WAS THE FIFTH
WARMEST AUGUST ON RECORD
GLOBALLY AND IN THE LAST FIVE
YEARS FROM 2014-2018, FIVE
WARMEST ON RECORD ALL OCCURRED
IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS.
THE TREND CONTINUES FOR WARMER
SUMMERS.
SUMMERS.
SUMMERS. HERE'S A LOOK AT THE WEATHER
SYSTEM COMING ONSHORE.
NOT MUCH TO THAT, NOT TOO MUCH
TO WORRY ABOUT, AS WE GO TO
TOMORROW WE START OUT WITH
CLEAR SKIES, PATCHES OF FOG AND
THE SYSTEM COMES IN AND
PRODUCES A FEW SPRINKLES IN THE
CASCADES, WE MAY GET SOME
DRIZZLE OR SPRINKLE BUT THE DAY
IS DRY AND WE WILL GET SOME SUN
. ON FRIDAY YOU START TO SEE
RAIN SHOWING UP OFF THE COAST
AS THE SYSTEM COMES IN AND THAT
IS THE STORM THAT WILL BRING
THE RAIN AND THE GRAY WEATHER
IN ON FRIDAY.
SATURDAY WE TRANSITION TUCSON
AND SHOWERS AND A WARM-UP IS ON
THE WAY NEXT WEEK, 80 DEGREES
AS WE PICK UP AN EAST WIND FOR
THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.
WE CHANGE THE SEASON, SATURDAY,
FALL BEGINS AND SUMMER ENDS.
RAINFALL FROM FRIDAY TO
SATURDAY, NOT THAT MUCH.
MUCH MORE SEATTLE AND VANCOUVER,
PUTTING THE FIRE SEASON TO THE
NORTH.
NORTH.
NORTH. BACK EAST WE ARE SEEING THE END
OF THE REMAINS OF FLORENCE PUSH
OFF THE EAST COAST BUT THEY HAD
INCREDIBLE RAINFALL AMOUNTS IN
MASSACHUSETTS COURTESY OF THE
REMAINS OF FLORENCE.
WE ARE TALKING OVER SIX AND
HALF INCHES, FIVE INCHES IN
WEST TOWNSON, THUNDERSTORMS
CREATED STRAIGHT-LINE WIND
DAMAGE IN MASSACHUSETTS,
FINALLY WE ARE SEEING THE END
OF FLORENCE AND THE
PRECIPITATION AND FLOODING WILL
CONTINUE IN THE CAROLINAS.
IT IS 59 DEGREES OUTSIDE NOW,
TEMPERATURES ARE COOLING AND ON
THE COAST WE ARE LOOKING AT 60s
FOR HIGHS, SUNSHINE AFTER
MORNING FOG.
MORNING FOG. IN THE VALLEYS ANOTHER GOOD
DAY, SUNNY WITH MORNING FOG,
LOW 70s FOR HIGHS AND IN THE
CASCADES, 50 TIMBERLINE, MOSTLY
SUNNY, CENTRAL AND EASTERN
OREGON WILL STAY SUNNY, 70 AND
A LOW OF 40.
IN THE GORGE, NOT MUCH IN THE
WAY WIND, EAST WIND'S, GET
READY FOR THAT.
69 HOOD RIVER, LOW 48 AND
PORTLAND DROPPING DOWN TO THE
40s, HIGHS AROUND 70, A LITTLE
BIT OF FOG FORMING OVERNIGHT
BUT SCATTERED HIGH CLOUDS,
MOSTLY SUNNY TOMORROW, PARTLY
SUNNY THURSDAY, THERE IS THE
RAIN FRIDAY AND SHOWERS AND
SATURDAY AND WE ARE BACK INTO
THE SUN ON SUNDAY, MONDAY AND
TUESDAY.
TUESDAY.
TUESDAY. WARMING UP INTO THE UPPER 70s
AGAIN.
AGAIN.
AGAIN. >>
AGAIN. >> I WILL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.
I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR FRIDAY.
>> I FEEL SO UNDERDRESSED,
WHERE DO YOU GET SEQUINED GOWNS
FOR 6'2
FOR 6'2
FOR 6'2 >> YOU MAKE GOOD FRIENDS WITH
SEAMSTRESSES.
SEAMSTRESSES. THEY CAN COSTUME THIS RING, I
CAN BARELY THREAD A NEEDLE.
>> YOU ARE NOT BUYING WAS OFF
THE RACK?
THE RACK?
THE RACK? >> NO, I USED TO BUT I VIEWED
MYSELF OFF THE RACK.
THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP.
>> I CAN RELATE.
>> SO MANY GREAT DRESSMAKERS IN
TOWN AND THEY LOVE THE CHALLENGE
OF COVERING ALL THIS UP.
>> HOW CAN WE BE MORE GLAMOROUS
AND WITH THE?
>> LISTEN, PORTLAND, I LOVE
PORTLAND.
PORTLAND.
PORTLAND. FLEECE AND FLANNEL HAVE GOT TO
GO.
GO.
GO. PAJAMAS IN THE GROCERY STORE,
YOU ARE KILLING ME.
WE ALL HAVE BEEN TO A COCKTAIL
PARTY, NEW YEAR'S PARTY, OR WE
HAVE A LITTLE GLITZY VEST OR
TIE OR SKIRT OR DRESS AND WHY
DO WE WAIT FOR ONE NIGHT A
YEAR?
YEAR?
YEAR? PUT
YEAR? PUT IT ON A WEDNESDAY AND GO
SHOPPING.
SHOPPING.
SHOPPING. I AM TRYING TO BEHAVE.
I JUST SAY DON'T HIDE THE GLITZ
AND FUN STUFF IN YOUR CLOSET,
PUT IT ON.
>> I'M GOING TO START DRESSING
LIKE THIS FOR THE NEWS.
>> DIDN'T YOU MEET WITH A
FASHION CONSULTANT TODAY?
>> SHE WANTS ME TO DRESS LIKE
THIS FROM NOW ON.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING OUR
GUEST.
GUEST.
GUEST. YOU CAN CATCH POISON FRIDAY AND
SATURDAY NIGHTS AT THEIR CELL
15 SHOWPLACE ON NORTHWEST THIRD
ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, 8 PM
AND 10:30 PM.