You ready?
Yeah, I practiced 3000 for this.
Eddy: The most talented subreddit ever!
Brett: Ling Ling 40 Hours, unite!
Eddy: Ling Ling wannabes!
*yelling*
Brett: Practice, practice!
Eddy: Did you practice today?
(both) LING LING 40 HOURS!
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Our editor spent countless hours making that epic intro.
Hope you guys loved it as much as we did.
Also, what we have is new merch!
- Whoa! - Wow!
- Practice 40 hours every day. - Amazing!
- Whoo! - Just a friendly reminder,
yeah that's right,
Ling Ling is the original Avenger.
Oh, wow.
(both) Oh...
The violin looks a little bit too big for him too.
But he got forced to practice.
Or is it a viola?
The teacher was just like,
"I think you'd be more suited for viola."
The kid's like,
(crying) "Okay."
Kinda true!
Can pianists practice at 3am?
- That'd be so loud. - Oh they got the—
They got the soft pedal.
- That'd still be very loud. - That's still very loud.
It's hard being a musician.
You can't like, do all-nighters
- like other professions. - Yeah.
The gun's pointing back at the—
- Oh, I get it! - Yeah.
Yeah, no, I get it.
Oh, that's so -
It's like, they want that.
They— Yeah, they want the kid
to play violin at 3 years old,
but then it backfires on them,
- because the kid ends up going to music school - Yeah.
- instead of being a doctor! - Yeah.
(both) Ohh!!
That is actually the story of my life.
Be careful what you choose!
Yeah.
- That's so random. - What, what...
- Why is that in an English textbook? - Yeah. What part of the English grammar
are you learning here?
Max it out.
- Oh, wow. - Damn.
Every single key!
What...
Wow.
- You guys are edgy! - Epstein didn't kill himself.
Alright, how does -
(both) Epstein didn't kill himself.
- Cool, guys. - Wow.
Relating everything to music! I love it.
- Is that how it works? - Yeah Brett.
- Fix up your bra strap, jeez. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- Oh, oh, oh... - Ho... Hold in your man boobs Brett, alright?
Ohh, this was funny.
So a lot of people were saying how they got, um...
the Simply Piano
- ad on our Simply Piano roasting video. - Ad on the—
I mean, hey, look.
We're bringing them more exposure as well.
Yeah!
I noticed you haven't hit the bell button!
- For our subscribe. - Yeah, who is this?
Hit the bell button, guys!
You're not letting us
spread our videos to classical musicians
and everyone watching.
So please hit the bell button.
- This an emergency. - Please please please please please.
It's really important for us.
I think this is such a classic.
- It's been out for a long time, guys. - Yeah.
Canon in D!
I've actually thought of this.
Thought about putting it on a T-shirt,
but then I was like, "Nah."
Canon might sue us.
- Yeah! Yeah. - Yeah that's funny, a Canon on a T-shirt.
But!
- We got practice 40 hours a day merch. - Yes, mmm.
What is the original context of that photo?
Why is there an umbrella?
And why, what...?
- Dude, that's so not safe. - I'm so confused.
I feel so old.
- I'm getting out of touch with the Internet. - Yeah.
Whoa!
Wha...
Whoa.
Yo...
That does kinda look like me.
How do you feel on the inside?
- He's got the "dead on the inside" look as well. - Yeah!
Yeah he's got the glasses,
got kinda like the haircut.
He's got the merch as well.
I approve of that.
Very nice.
Oh, whoa.
- What? - Calm down, Kaspersky.
- Yeah. - What is Kasperky?
I don't know. Is it like a Internet filter thing?
Calm down with your
- trumpet fingerings. - Finger...
Resonates in the room.
They make sure everyone hears. They're like,
"Ahh... CHOO!!"
Whoa, that is...
- That is not good. Yeah. - It's like, double scare.
Double whammy.
You made that?!
- Dude... - Whoa...
That's so cool.
Dude, you guys are so talented.
We have the most talented subreddit, I swear.
- In the whole world. - Mmm.
Definitely.
- They're talented. - That's amazing.
I want one.
Kind of true.
You're like, "Yeah!"
"...Oh, no."
Especially with like, a...
Like, a Strauss.
- The Strauss solo. Oh, I messed up my entry once. - Symphonic poem solo.
Why would you put an ad for a rap album
in front of Debussy?
Come on, YouTube ads algorithms!
I think it depends on what music you're listening to.
It needs to be a good balance.
Like, keeps you focused but not too distracting.
Not have too many surprises.
I think especially for me, it's like
music with words,
it kinda like, interrupts your thought process.
Whereas instrumental music,
it can be more background.
That can be a service!
Imagine everyone started commenting
"intonation" on everyone's videos, like...
- Wow... - You get a bunch of people,
"Intonation," "intonation," "intonation."
Oh, my god.
Which video do we pick?
Can you just imagine how that ex would feel, just...
- All these randoms be like, "intonation!" - Oh, my god.
- And that's why you don't post your recital on YouTube! - Yeah!
Wow...
That is a very scary Halloween costume.
Dude, why are there two doube—
B B, E E, A A...
Bro, that doesn't work. That's like...
F flat major...
- No. - B triple flat.
Is that a thing? Triple flat?
It's so useless.
That's B triple flat major.
B triple flat would be like an A flat.
Yeah.
(both) Happy birthday!
Oh, that was in sync.
Very... delayed.
- Yeah. - We're sorry.
We should check our reddit more often.
(both) We will.
PagaN A N I ?
That's literally what it feels like when you play Paganini.
You pick up your violin, it's like,
"Omae wa mo..."
"...shinderu!"
"NANI?!"
And you kill yourself.
Maybe we should—
Oh, we should sip from those little teacups
- when we roast the most recent Bumblebee. - Yeah, yeah.
The plague still continues.
That is very cool though!
Can you please make pots for us?
Nah, it's alright. We're pretty, uh. We're pretty chill.
Yeah. We don't really care.
Yeah.
I think musicians in the pits are like, "Ahh."
"This is the tenth time I've played this."
"I'm so over it."
I once did an opera where we were onstage,
- as orchestra. And the opera scene is interactive - Oh, that's interesting.
- with the orchestra. - Oh.
But then you gotta behave onstage.
- You can't— You can't— - Yeah. And then you gotta wear like,
- a tux and stuff, yeah... - Yeah, you gotta like...
Tuck your shirts in,
you can't do what you do down the stage.
- So there's perks to it, guys. ...Yeah! - You can't have your iPhone on mute on the—
I mean, what?
What? What?
Didn't laugh!
(both) Whoa...!
It's not accurate.
- I look better. - I know.
You guys making me low self-esteem
by making me look better.
Damn! Look at that chiseled contour on our faces.
It looks like makeup's been done perfectly.
Yeah.
But thank you, kuroi_101.
They even got the hair right.
Your choir teacher understands enharmonics.
Hit right up to—
Hit right back at ya!
But it's also like, why didn't they just
name each key itself,
- A to... - Yeah.
- Like, twelve notes, right? - Yeah.
- A, B will be A sharp now... - Yeah.
Can you imagine a piano, except instead of accidentals,
every key was laid out like that...
Who figured out to make the piano like that?
Yeah.
Some genius people who existed in the past.
That's so true!
Damn, I miss Hilary.
Great on Hilary.
Hi, Hilary.
To be fair, that's referring to different things.
I think she was talking about the fact that I couldn't...
make a proper tone.
Close!
- Close, good try for a meme. - Nice overtones.
But uh, not quite.
Not quite.
But I'm pretty sure I was out of tune as well.
Have you been practicing, Brett?
Nah, I've been sick guys.
Alright, guys. I think with that,
that's a good place to end it.
Hopefully we'll be on 2 mil subs soon.
- Yes. - We've come so far
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