OSTERHAGE YOU KNOW IT’S ALWAYS A PARTY ON SA LIVE BUT IT’S NOT AN OFFICIAL PARTY UNLESS YOU
HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST OF HONOR
AND THE SPECIAL GUEST TODAY
HE’S TOURED WITH DAVE CHAPPELLE
OPEN FOR JON STEWART AND REALLY
BUSTED OUT WITH HIS OWN
COMEDY SPECIAL ON NETFLIX YES
HE’S BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND
NOW IS BACK TEXAS PRAISE
COMEDIAN A HAMMER IS HERE
TO TELL US HOW YOU CAN SEE HIM
FIRST TEXAS HOMECOMING TOUR AND
YOU KNOW WE ALL GOT THE MEMO ON
ON ON CATCH AS IT
I WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT
MOST CASUAL PRESIDENT THAT IS LEAK SOMETHING OUT I WAS BOASTING ABOUT IT
A STORY IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO
BE GIVEN ON TV SHOWS OF COURSE
HUGE ARENAS WHAT’S IT LIKE THE
HEADLINE YOUR OWN TOUR HERE IN
YOUR HOME STATE IT’S REALLY
REWARDING TO YOU KNOW TO STAND
UP FOR TWENTY PLUS YEARS AND
YOU COME BACK
TO TEXAS THE AUNT OR OBVIOUSLY
I’M DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME
SO IT’S REALLY REWARDING TO
JUST PUT IN THAT MUCH TIME TO
GET THE NOD FROM SUCH GREATS
AND ALSO GO ON TOUR AND DO MY
OWN THING IT’S REALLY VERY VERY
WARNING AND WHEN DID YOU
REALIZE WHAT A TALENT TO MAKE
PEOPLE LAUGH IS START MY MOM
TOLD ME EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE
CAYLEE
BEFORE I EVEN KNEW OUR TO TALK
A WALK YOU KNOW IT WAS
SOMETHING WAS VERY NATURAL TO
ME WHEN I WAS TEN YEARS OLD I
SAW BILL COSBY LIVE AT THE
HOUSTON LIVESTOCK SHOW RODEO
WAS IN NINETEEN NINETY GUYS
AGAIN BEFORE WE KNEW AND I JUST
KNEW IMMEDIATELY I WAS GOING TO
BE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN
ALL RIGHT SO WORKING WITH DAVE
CHAPPELLE JON STEWART WAS IT
LIKE WHEN YOU MET EACH OF THEM
FOR THE FIRST TIME
I’VE KNOWN THE DAVE IS ONE OF
MY MENTORS OF MONDAY FOR ABOUT
TEN YEARS OF SAYS IT’S ONE OF
THOSE THINGS WHERE IT’S KIND OF
SURREAL BUT YOU ALSO
THEY’RE PEOPLE YOU KNOW YOU
HAVE A WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP
WONDERFUL CONVERSATIONS WITH
THEM AND THEN YOU
REALIZE THAT YOU KNOW WE’RE
JUST KINDRED SPIRITS AND THEY
GROW FROM THAT WE’VE DONE OVER
THOUSAND SHOWS THE OSAMA FEELS
TALKING AND DAVE IN PARTICULAR
JON STEWART FOR ME
WAS THE PERSON WHERE I GOT THE
NEWS FROM I MEAN IN THE WORLD
WAS LIKE FAKE NEWS EVERYTHING
IN YOU WERE ADMIRED
AND RESPECTED HIM FOR TAKING
SUCH MASSIVE RISKS IT’S AMAZING
ROSE JON STEWART BOWLS LIKE IN
THE DAY IT’S ABOUT THE TOUR
WITH THEM THEIR COHEN LEARNING
TOGETHER AND DOING TOURS WITH
THEM THROUGHOUT EUROPE AND
THROUGH TEXAS LAST TIME WE WERE
HERE
WENT OVER TO HOUSTON AND THEN
WE DID EL PASO NO FENCE
ANTONIO BUT THE TOUR BUT IT WAS
IT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE OF
COURSE AND YOU
KNOW FOR KNOW THAT PEOPLE
HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR COMEDY WHAT
IS THE DRAW FROM WHAT IS YOUR
WHAT IS THE INSPIRATION BEHIND
ECONOMY IT’S REALLY ABOUT
MY LIFE STORY WHERE I COME FROM
YOU KNOW I’VE FLEEING WAR
COMING TO AMERICA AND THEN
LOOKING SPANISH BUT EVERYBODY
BEING BLOWN AWAY BY MY NAME
BEING MOM AND YOU KNOW IS ONE
OF THOSE THINGS
IN SO MANY STUFF THE POOL FROM
FROM POLITICS TOO
YOU KNOW DISCUSSING GLOBAL
ISSUES TO WHATEVER MINUTE TALK
ABOUT EVERYTHING I COULD BE
SILLY WITH AN NOT INTO ANY
MATERIAL AND JUST GO ON STAGE
FOR AN HOUR TALKING TO
EVERYBODY WAS IN THE ROOM WHO
KNOWS YOU’RE FROM TEXAS RIGHT
SO WE’RE ACTUALLY IN PLAY GAME
IF YOU’RE A TEST YOUR TAXES
KNOWLEDGE WHARTON PUBLIC SCHOOL
DON’T NUMBER ONE WHAT IS THE
TEXAS STATE FLOWER BLUEBONNET
IS THAT CORRECT
LEARNING TO ATTACK WHAT IS THE STATE TREE STATE TREE OAK I WAS GOING WITH THAT
WHAT IS THE STATE SNACK DO I THINK IS NEXT TO RISK IT THIS IS
JOBS WAS A SUCKER A AND YOU
KNOW TO THINK SO FOR ME THERE
YOU GO I WHAT MAKES CHILI TEXAS
CHILI WHAT
MAKES TO REALLY TAKE IT TO THE
AMOUNT OF GAS THEY PUT IT NO
MEANS YES
AND YOU KNOW THEY GO OUT
TRUE OR FALSE THE TEXAS CAPITOL
BUILDING IS LARGER THAN THE US
CAPITOL BUILDING
TEXAS CAPITOL BUILDING IS
LARGER THAN THE US CAPITOL
REPORTER FALLS AMONG US A TRUE
THE SAME
AND YOU WANT TO EVER YOU’RE A FANTASTIC THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING WITH US HERE TODAY AND
YOU GUYS YOU CAN CATCH HIM
RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX AND RIGHT
THERE AND
ANDREWS TEXAS HOMECOMING TOUR
THURSDAY THROUGH SATURDAY FIVE
SHOWS
AT A LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY CLUB