(CHAINSAW WHIRRING ON TV)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
BOY ON TV: Betty, for God's sakes, put down that chainsaw!
BETTY: You said you liked me.
BOY: I do. I do. I really do.
GIRL: I do, too. We all do.
BETTY: You said he liked me.
BOY: Betty, no!
(SCREAMING)
Andrea, for God's sakes, put down that chainsaw!
You said you liked me.
I do. I do. I really do.
KELLY: I like you, too. I do, too.
Me, too, really. I love you.
You're a goddess.
You said you liked me.
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Mom, can I borrow your evening gown?
Bran, where have you been?
And where's Brenda?
I'm not exactly getting a lot of support here from my friends.
Well, you're not the only one that's feeling that way, Kelly.
I've just been out there with Steve.
I really think you should abdicate your throne
and go talk to him for a minute.
Brandon, I don't want to, he's been drinking.
It's one of the reasons why we broke up.
Kelly, he needs you.
Why can't he go talk to Donna?
Because it's his birthday today.
He's really not taking it very well.
I totally forgot. Did he tell you?
Yeah.
Don't let anybody sit here.
Okay.
ś I'm doing the best that I can
ś Doing the best that I can
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KELLY: Hi, Steve.
Kelly, what are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be on your throne
lording it over the whole school?
Look, I'm sorry, I forgot.
Brandon tell you I was out here?
Yeah.
Well, look, I don't need your sympathy.
I just don't understand why we can't be friends.
I confided in you, Kelly.
I told you things I haven't told anybody.
I know. Like I said, I'm sorry.
Yeah, well, sorry doesn't make it okay.
This whole week, all you could think about was yourself,
this stupid dance, a ridiculous contest.
You know, it's a good thing they're not judging loyalty or character,
because let me tell you something,
you'd have lost by a landslide.
I don't have to stand here and take this.
And who are you to lecture me on character?
You are generally one of the most thoughtless
and spoiled people I have ever known.
Well, surprise, we have a lot in common.
You're the only one I know who's as defective as I am.
I am not defective, Steve.
Oh, yeah?
Your mom spends half her life in detox,
the other half of her life unconscious.
Shut up!
And I've never even met the man who you claim is your father.
Although I suppose it doesn't matter too much
as long as the checks keep coming in on time.
Why are you trying to ruin my night?
I'm not trying to ruin your night.
I just get so angry when all you had to do was say one word.
Just one word to let me know you cared about me!
I do care about you, Steve.
I said I'm sorry, I don't know what else I can do.
I don't know.
I'm sorry, too.
I don't know why I said these things.
'Cause deep inside you're just a jerk, that's why.
(CROWD CHEERING)