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We're on 66,000 Ling Ling wannabes.
Whoa!
Can we hit a hundred thousand
before the end of the year?
Let's do it, guys.
Hundred thousand at the end of the year, guys. Whoo!
Oof.
Why hepatitis?
You guys are so random.
- I love how the king is musicians. - Musicians.
Programmers is the right hand man,
vitamins is the left hand man.
I wonder what the other swords could be?
Um...
What else could be a C?
Chicken...
Curry. What?
I just thought chicken.
Maybe I'm hungry.
Chicken.
Nah, I got nothing.
Nah, nothing. Well, you guys are geniuses.
Wow...
I don't get it.
What happens when you go dark mode?
Night mode.
Oh, you don't get the sharps and minuses.
Also, we have an awesome cool background.
The background's by deeyee.
We know you, we don't know how to pronounce it.
- It's over here. - deeyee_drawing.
- It's somewhere here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Amazing. - Thank you.
Ohh!
Oh, that's nasty!
Nah, nah, don't do that, guys.
Yeah guys, it's...
It looks like it's a...
Good idea, but it's...
Actually - It doesn't look like a good idea.
It's just not a good idea...
- Dude, every time you vibrate... - You can't!
- It will be like pssh. - But your hands will also naturally
move back in case you need to pull the first finger back.
- Yeah. - To stretch back to the note.
- No. - You'll be so tense.
- Yeah. - Just so like -
- It's just - - You know, when I used to live in New Zealand,
there was this rumor...
That the teacher around town,
like the violin teacher's really strict.
- You know some people have bad posture and do that? - Yeah.
He would light a...
- A lighter and just put it under their elbow. - Fire? Yeah.
That was the rumor.
I don't know if it's true.
Great carbon emission.
It probably wasn't true.
- But that was... - Yeah, I know.
Oh man...
So funny, guys...
- Yes. - So punny.
- I love it. - Punny, haha.
What's a dance in 4/4?
Uhh...
Da~ da, da, da, da. Da, da -
- Can-can! - Can-can.
What if they can-can-ed into your room?
Can...
- Can... - They...
- Can-can into your room? - Can waltz into your room.
Oh God.
Trash only... Oh god...
You guys are so brutal.
What is that person doing?
Just trying to get in the trash.
- Amazing. - This is amazing.
Amazing meme, guys.
You guys are more savage than
all of our roasts combined.
I'm so proud of this community.
Yeah. You guys are so great.
Oh!
I don't play clarinet,
- but even the right hand and left hand looks horrible. - Yo...
Dude, dude, dude, look at the mouthpiece!
- I know. - It's on an angle, it's like...
Oh!
- *Brett Laughs* - She's not like...
She's like...
*Both laughing*
The mouth is not even open.
I - You can't -
She's literally just closing her mouth.
The keys are on the...
- Her right side. - Oh my god.
There's stock images for everyone, guys.
You almost wonder if they do it on purpose, hey.
- That's how bad... - Yeah, this is so blatantly bad.
But then again, there's a lot of things
people don't know about classical music, so...
- Yeah. - I wouldn't be surprised.
Wow, all the wind stock images are coming today.
Holy moly.
She's playing it like a clarinet!
Or a trumpet, it's a flute!
This has got to be ironic.
But then, why?
There's no reason why they would do this ironically, so...
Well, it's like that show we reviewed
where the person was playing a flute,
but the music was a clarinet sound.
Like, they don't know, people don't know
That's true. I think it's
Pretty - Then like people just don't know.
That's right guys. Did you see our latest video?
Which one?
Facts, guys. You know why?
Because D major is a very resonant chord.
No.
It was actually really interesting to read...
The people's comments, like theories about why...
There's so many D keys.
Some violinists were like...
It's easier to play things cause of open D string.
A double bassist said it's the lowest note,
even though the lowest is an E,
but then some of them get extended to a D.
I think? Or a C? No, but they extend the C -
A composer said most instruments can play well in D.
- So from an orchestral perspective - - Oh, like an overall thing. Ah...
I don't know if that's true,
they're just comments that I read.
Cause a violin can also play A major, G major.
They're all pretty good keys to play
I think D works because...
The subdominant and the dominant are also open keys.
- D and the G and the A. - A.
- That's what I was thinking, right. - All open strings.
It's a really good key to play around with.
Say G, right? The fourth of G will be C.
- That's not an open - - That's not a good key.
Fourth of A will be D.
- But then E... - The fourth of D -
- It's - The fifth of A is E. - So, A is also, A is also good.
- E is alright. - Yeah. Yeah, A is also good.
This is why Shostakovich A minor, Bach A -
- E...Oh. - I don't know.
Yeah.
Who's that? That's Bach.
It is true that our vio -
The way the violin is constructed,
D is one of the more...
Both resonant and...
I feel like...
I'm gonna be corrected by a luthier or something.
Yeah.
But it's easier to play.
- And it's an easy key to read as well. - In that key. Yeah.
All right, fair enough.
Fair dinkum.
Fair dinkum, mate.
Isn't there a typhoon called Ling Ling?
Yeah, there's a typhoon called Ling Ling.
Yo...
- Oh, look. - Wow.
- It's three of me. - That's awesome.
Is that me? I don't know.
Dude, you did a kage bunshin.
There's a fourth one here.
Yeah. Kage bunshin no jutsu! Boom!
If I could do that I'll have one practicing all the time,
one studying all the time, one making videos all the time
and one...
Drinking bubble tea all the time.
Dude. That's some hardcore maths, man.
- I don't miss those days. - Yeah.
I've thought about this before.
You know what's funny?
We actually got a...
email invite from China's Got Talent...
Yeah.
Asking us to join their talent show.
At the time we didn't get back to them
because we were really busy.
- Yeah, so... - And that was before we made our...
- This was before - - Talent show...
Videos.
Before they went viral.
I don't know if they still want us now...
After all the stuff we said about them -
But it was also interesting how
these talent shows source people out.
So it's like a lot of these applicants
probably aren't even necessarily
people wanting to audition, they were invited.
Yeah. To be fair, they are probably trying to find like...
people that will make it more entertaining.
How are we going undercover?
Do I have to like, get plastic surgery?
Play Summer ironically.
Yeah, let's just play Summer.
And then - And then bust out and change to Mich -
- Michael Jackson or something... - And then we'll start dancing.
Yeah, yeah.
And then we'll strip and then we've got a like kick
a piano stool even though we're not pianists.
Yeah, we'll get the golden buzzer.
Wow.
Maybe we can do it reverse...
Dance and play Michael Jackson.
And put clothes back on...
We'll go on stage with no clothes...
And play...
Pachelbel's Canon or something.
- Yeah. Maybe we should. - Summer. Yeah.
- That'd be funny. - We could reverse engineer it.
They go, "whoa!"
It could either be really funny or really cringe.
It could be really cringe.
And we'll just go in and out and never like...
- Just forget about it, right? - Never again...
Alright, that's too much.
Sounds about right!
Five, six... Your week has eight days?
- Am I reading too much into it? - Yeah.
Mods are serving them.
I don't know, I only saw two.
Dude, that was ages ago.
- Wow. - It's our old merch.
- It's a viola. - Wow.
Are you guys saying I'm an animal?
Excuse me, guys.
No, they're saying you're a wild animal.
I'm fine being wild. I don't like being tamed.
Oof.
To kill myself...
Man, you guys are so brutal, this whole community.
We still love you guys.
Wait, this person said it's speculated that Tchaik's 6th...
- Was a suicide note. - Suicide note.
It was premiered 9 days before his death.
That's right guys,
you know about Tchaikovsky's mysterious death?
Apparently he drank...
Unboiled water and died from an infection.
People think it might have been suicide.
People think maybe he was ordered to commit suicide
and that was murder.
It's sad though, he's a great composer.
But at least he left a fair share of music.
Thank you, Tchaikovsky.
What is the context of this cartoon?
- Why is this guy like - - I know.
The faces they look like fingers and toes.
Please don't.
We don't condone this.
Yes.
- Yeah. - Not good behavior.
Do not write a symphony as a suicide note...
- Like Tchaikovsky. - Please talk to someone!
Talk to someone.
Talk to someone, please!
Yeah.
I love they screenshot you and not me.
- I'm glad. - Yeah, come on guys.
I know I'm a wild animal. Leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
Which concert hall was that?
- I was trying to see if I could tell. - I don't know.
ClASS!
...ssical music.
That's pretty cool.
Wow!
3D sand art.
That's so trippy. How do you even do that?
But that would be so weird....
- I know. - To draw because...
That would be massive.
- Yeah. - Cause perspective.
And then the angle of the camera also matters a lot.
That's so true, that's so true.
- Actually, yeah a lot of them, yeah. - Oh my god, that is so true
It's all blurry and old and the sound is amazing,
and the performance is like "woah".
One piccolo is enough.
Back row second desk violins.
- Namaste. Yeah - We feel you. Namaste.
We feel you.
Alright guys, thanks for the memes.
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