- How to pee in the morning.
(laughing)
My eyes went right to superman.
Today we are back at it,
this time reacting to what I am told are memes
that only boys will understand.
Not sure what that means,
but this should be interesting.
All right, let's dive right in.
What do I tell my mom?
Oh, that looks very impressive
but it literally is just dead skin coming off your hand.
What potentially caused that?
Some blister of some sort
caused either from a burn,
a sunburn, a burn from hot water
or could have been
from like prolonged like rubbing.
Deep scrub and water will get it.
Different bacterias and fungus can grow in these areas.
You really need to deep clean them
but also keep them dry.
I find a lot of issues end up being
with people keep the area kind of moist
and it is a breeding ground for fungus.
That's why kids get diaper rash when they're kids
because of wet diapers.
How to pee in the morning.
(laughing)
My eyes went right to superman.
The tube, that's awful.
The superman, the handstand,
the frog, the lunge.
Oh my god,
oh my gosh, the blow dryer.
This is all in relation to go to the bathroom
with an erection.
I have to say,
I might have tried one or two of these before
in an attempt to make sure I don't,
you know, miss the toilet.
The lunge seems the most normal.
Maybe the frog.
Superman, definitely,
definitely don't have a cape to fly it around,
but just make sure that
if you do miss or spill,
that you clean it up.
Puberty, me hoping to get taller
and get a deeper voice.
(beep) hair.
(laughing)
As we go through puberty,
different things happen to our bodies.
Sometimes people grow fast,
some people get a deeper voice,
sometimes you get the discomfort in your nipples
or you get facial hair
or you get hair where you don't want it to grow.
You can get hair anywhere.
Our bodies are actually covered in hair
if you actually look very closely.
Earth on December 1st.
I think the earth is covered in snow.
Here in southern California,
probably unlikely to get any snow
but where I'm from in New York,
definitely hope that they get a white,
winter snowy wonderland.
Hot shower, cold shower.
(laughing)
When you have a hot shower, you vasodilate,
everything kind of relaxes.
Down in the groin, the tissue relaxes,
even the scrotum elongates.
But in cold water,
everything shrinks up.
You're trying to pull everything back into the core.
For certain types of like skin, your face, your hair,
actually using colder water is better than hot water
because it doesn't cause as much issues related to the skin.
Me, heal my disease.
Brain, no.
Me, takes pill with no effect.
Brain, you son of a (beep) I'm in.
Sometimes the placebo effect
is actually effective for individuals,
but at the end of the day,
if you need to be healed for whatever reason,
make sure you talk to your healthcare provider.
Oh, you're leaning over?
Let me help by pulling your stomach hair
when you stand up.
Oh my gosh.
Males are more likely to have belly hair
just because of the pattern in the hormones
relating to a male body.
No shame in trimming it up.
After sitting in a gaming chair.
(laughing)
Make sure that you get up,
move around, stretch those legs
if you're sitting in a gaming chair
or you're sitting down for too long in general.
Okay sir,
I need to take your ring off for these pictures.
I hope they're not his fingers.
When you see somebody
who's got very swollen fingers like that,
you think, are they obese?
Are they very overweight
or are they retaining fluid
and why are they retaining fluid?
The other component now is you have this ring on the finger.
That ring could cause ischemia
and kill the finger if it swells up too much.
Sat in a chair,
didn't leave a sweat stain
and super excited.
There are different types of chairs out there.
The fabric ones can leave stains.
You ever sit on a chair that's fabric
that has like a circle on it
or a stain on it?
That's disgusting.
Why don't you digest some (beep).
We got large intestines, small intestines
and we got some Air Jordans,
but running around,
moving around helps get constipation outta your body.
Put those Air Jordans on.
Smoking gives you cancer.
Also doctor, here,
smoke this weed and you'll be fine.
People with lung cancer, okay.
Does cannabis, smoking cannabis
potentially increase your risk of cancer?
Yes, there is a potential
because of the combustion
but people who smoke cigarettes are smoking a pack a day.
You're not smoking the equivalent of that in cannabis
and typically you're not having all the other additives.
Smoking anything is not good for you
and has the potential
to increase your risk of getting cancer in the future.
Nine in one.
Trust me, this is science.
Oh my gosh.
Look at your ingredients list
and look those ingredients up on the internet.
They all have whatever they potentially could cause
or not cause.
Not sure if I should buy health insurance
or go bankrupt when I get sick.
I mean this is an issue
that everybody can relate to.
Luckily at most hospitals in the United States,
if you don't end up having insurance,
they actually end up figuring out a way
from a plan standpoint
to figure out what would be potentially something
that you could pay for and affordable
versus bankrupting somebody.
Anybody who comes
to the emergency department gets seen no matter what,
insurance, not insurance.
Doctor, do you get at least eight hours of sleep each night?
(laughing)
Me with a bang energy drink.
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Depends if I am flipping schedule
so I work overnight sometimes
and then I need to go back onto the day schedule
so I'll sleep just four or five hours,
be up for the day
and then go back to bed later that night.
But you definitely gotta be careful with energy drinks.
I actually try to use alternatives.
Water, apples, just eating normal food.
You know, sometimes we do need caffeine.
I try to stay away from the energy drinks
that have a significant amount of caffeine.
If I try to have one,
it's gotta be less than 200 milligrams.
How many hours of sleep a night do you guys get?
Let me know in the comments.
Guys have only four ways out of depression.
Military, getting jacked, drugs and bitcoin.
So the first one
with the guy with a helmet and the weapon,
I don't like it.
It looks really creepy.
If you're feeling depressed,
talk to somebody about it.
Then you need to make sure that you're eating well.
You have to make sure that you're sleeping well,
drinking plenty of fluid.
Make sure that you're getting exercise,
make sure you're getting outside
and getting some sun.
Obviously, you don't need to bake in the sun
and hurt your skin,
but getting out in the sun, seeing the sun,
it helps your circadian rhythm
and gets things up and running when you wake up.
When you accidentally wish sweet dreams
to your diabetic friend.
(laughing)
Sweet dreams is supposed to be nice,
but yes, a diabetic should not have sweet dreams
and we don't want their blood sugars going up.
Sometimes what ends up happening with diabetics,
they may be controlling their blood sugars too well
and so they might actually go hypoglycemic
which means decreasing blood sugar
in the middle of the night
which causes their body
to release all their stress hormones
and you get epinephrine,
norepinephrine going crazy
which then increases the sugar.
So in the morning, they might actually be hyperglycemic.
You have to be careful,
watch your blood sugars
and know what medications you're on as a diabetic.
This is huge.
Wow, okay, these were good.
I mean this is like the first time
I kind of got most of the memes
without looking like an imbecile
not understanding the memes.
So these were really funny.
If there are any of these memes,
which are probably some of them
that I didn't understand,
please comment in the comment section
and let me know and explain it to me.
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