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- Hi, I'm Dotty, host of the audible original podcast
Hashtag Trashbag, where me and some celebrity guests aim to
convince each other that we have found the world's most
annoying thing to banish to the bin.
And right now, I'm going to play a game of this
or that on the things we really need to chuck out.
- [Interviewer] Mansplaining or
things that constantly my go beep?
- My washing machine has the most excruciating jingle.
I would rather hear that on loop for the rest of my life
than hear some bloke called Clive explain
to me about climate change.
When I already know, Clive, how it works.
- [Interviewer] Over enthusiastic shop assistants
or clothes still on websites,
even though they're out of stock?
- As much as I hate both of these things,
I'm leaning towards the clothes being on the website
even though it's unavailable
cause I'm pretty sure there's somebody
in HQ that could just like press an X that makes that go.
And doesn't spoil the shopping experience for me.
- [Interviewer] Cyclists that think traffic regulations
don't apply to them or people who
take up two spaces when they parked their car?
- The parking in two spaces thing.
Cause although I do it, I recognize how selfish that is
and think of others.
I think it's time to think of others.
So, in the this or that I would
throw in the parking in two spaces.
- [Interviewer] Forgetting what you need just as you walk
into a room or stubbing your toe on stuff?
- Stubbing your toe hurts for ages.
Like there are some things where it's like, oh
that happened.
It hurt, I'm over it.
Just the elongation of the pain with the stub with the toe.
So, I'll go with stubbing your toe.
- [Interviewer] politicians or bankers?
- Cause you're wearing a mask,
it sounded like politicians or (bleep).
Are they're not the same thing?
Like I can see the allure of being a banker.
Politicians, it's just, haven't,
haven't met a politician I want
to invite around for dinner, ever.
- [Interviewer] Rubbers on the end of pencils that don't
work or people who swing their arms wildly
while walking in crowds?
- I will always go with anything
to do with walking in crowds
cause I think people walk like morons.
So, I will definitely say people
that swing their arms wildly while walking
in crowds and people that just walk slowly.
- [Interviewer] Zoom meetings that could have been
an email or real life meetings where one person
won't let anyone get a word in?
- I am sick to death of zoom.
I actually recently, was on a zoom call and
noticed that somebody had a new lamp behind them.
And I think if we're getting to the point where
I'm recognizing new things in the room, wrap it up.
Can't stand zoom.
And the only thing worse than a zoom is a zoom
that could have been an email.
I've had it up to here with zoom.
- [Interviewer] Accidentally double tapping on someone's
Instagram photo or plugging your phone into charge
and realizing three hours later that the switch wasn't on?
- Plugging your phone in to charge
and then realize, realizing you haven't
actually switched it on, and I do that all the time.
With the double tap thing,
it's like, oh, quickly undo it, do you know what I mean?
There's no, Oh, can I get that
three hours back to recharge my phone?
And it's always when you've got to go somewhere
and you realize, oh, it wasn't even charging.
Hate that. Do that all the time.
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- [Interviewer] What is the thing that you still wish
that you could have put in that trash bag
on the podcast, but you didn't.
- I can't stand a film that goes
beyond like three, maybe four installments.
If you're like, I don't know, the Avengers.
Why are there five Home Alones?
Macaulay Culkin is not even in it anymore.
Just call it a day or just call it something else, like
in the house by yourself.
- [Interviewer] What do you think is the strongest trash
bag suggestion from a guest on the series.
- Space travel.
Like, why are we doing it?
And this one was brought
to the podcast by Kae Kurd, who explained
to me why he thought space travel was absolute nonsense.
And I am now a convert.
I also hate space travel now.
Let me know in the comments
what the world's most annoying things are.
And for more things that need to go in the bin,
have a listen to the podcast, Hashtag Trashbag.
I know people are always like
I'm going to be the funny person in the comments.
Well, actually this video was the most annoying.
Don't be that person that says this video, actually.
You watched it to the end and then you commented.
So, who's the idiot?