Okay, before your mom gets back, it's up to us
to fix Chloe's blanket problem.
Just to be clear,
we're talking about Khloe Kardashian, right?
[audience laughing]
No, Chloe, your sister.
Not as high profile, but I'll still help.
First, we hide her blanket. Next, we tell her it's missing.
She'll get upset, but she'll get over it.
Then we'll fix this Khloe Kardashian thing.
[audience laughing]
Sure.
Chloe!
Hey, daddy.
Honey, take a seat. We've got some bad news.
Your blanket... is gone.
What?
Your blankets gone and you have to deal with it!
[audience laughing]
Alright, just settle down, Billy.
Honey... I know you're sad,
but you'll always have it in your heart.
I thought it was in the cupboard.
Baby, what Billy means is you'll always keep it
in the cupboard in your heart.
But it is time to move on.
I miss my blankie.
She still looks pretty sad. Should I yell at her again?
No.
This is all part of the process.
She'll be completely over it in 20 minutes.
[yelling] I miss my blankie!
Let's get that blanket back.
Blankie!
[gasping] It's gone.
What's gone?
Oh ho ho, my bad mood
now that you've returned, sweetie.
[yelling] I miss my blankie!
Oh, no, it happened again?
- Yes, because we- - We don't know where it is.
Why don't you go look for it upstairs?
A blanket doesn't just walk away.
Somebody had to have taken it.
I bet it was Colosso because he's always up
to something, and he's snuggling it over there.
You're so soft.
I've been looking for you my whole life.
Colosso, get your bunny butt off Chloe's blanket.
Oh. This is Chloe's? Ha. That changes nothing.
[laughing evilly]
Quick, Billy, run after him and get Chloe's blanket.
Just to be clear, are we talking about Khloe Kardashian?
No.
[music playing]
Fresh clams?
Fresh from where?
You ask too many questions.
Oh, good. The lovebird's flying back to the nest.
The police said it's only been 20 minutes,
so it's too soon to declare Max missing.
'Kay, I just hacked into the tubes
to send them a romantic heart-shaped pizza.
Did you order this pizza shaped like a butt?
No, I- I didn't order any of this stuff.
I'm done waiting here for Phoebe.
I'm going to go wait at her house.
I'm going to go get my bloodhound, Watson.
He'll track Max down. He always does.
Max, they're leaving. Do something.
They can't leave if they can't find the door.
Whoa.
Max, turn the lights back on.
My dumpster clams.
I mean, ocean clams.
Phoebe, look.
You caught me.
I did. And you didn't comment on my sweaty palms.
I like a moist hand.
I like how you smell like pimple cream.
Hey, I got movie tickets for me and Max.
Do you wanna go instead?
Sure. I spent so much time in Phoebe's locker,
I'm happy to go anywhere.
I think they're going on a date.
Yep, thanks to my plan.
Moist hands was not your plan.
Still worked.
[music playing]
Hand over the blanket, Colosso.
What are you guys scared of, a little girl?
Yes, and little girl's mother.
Sorry, but you know the old saying.
Finders, keepers, losers, get out of my face.
Oh, yeah? Well, whoever smelt it, dealt it.
That's all I got.
I'm taking back that blanket.
You electrified your cage?
Colosso, you have a problem.
You're right. Stealing a little girl's blanket.
What's wrong with me? Sorry, I'll turn the cage off.
[clicking]
This is the kind of fun we're gonna have now, blankie.
[giggling]