- Oh, no.
I don't know how this one's gonna make me feel.
I just feel my stomach going (imitates bubbling sounds).
This is banging.
(upbeat music) (transition wooshes)
Hey everyone, it's your boy, Godfrey,
and I'm back with another video and today,
I'm gonna be eating everything on the McDonald's menu,
including breakfast. (lip trills)
They've got some brand new items on their menu,
so we're gonna see what they're like and also,
I wanna see if their classics are still classic,
if you know what I'm saying.
Enough of the talking, let me get all the food out
and let me see what I have to deal with
and see their entire menu on this table, wish me luck.
Okay, it's all in bags right now,
but I'm gonna unpack it and see what we're dealing with.
(upbeat music continues)
This is the entire McDonald's menu
and don't worry, none of this food is going to waste,
I'll be sharing this with my colleagues afterwards
because I'm a nice guy, you know what I mean?
And sometimes they need love too.
What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna start with a breakfast item
'cause obviously, you start with breakfast first, no?
This one is a toasted muffin with jam.
Two bits of (indistinct) bread here,
this will set the tone for the rest of the day.
(Godfrey hums)
It might be basic, but...
'Cause they're using quality ingredients,
A.K.A Lurpak and the Bonne Maman jam.
This is good, you know?
But if you want a light breakfast,
I think this is the way to go.
So we've got a cheese here.
Oh, it's a bit lackluster, you know?
Egg and cheese and a muffin.
Yeah, it's all right, yeah.
The egg's just got some slimy-arse texture
and I don't know if I like it.
Nah man, this ain't for me, dawg.
Sausage and egg McMuffin.
People love this for some reason.
The sausage patty, fried egg.
(Godfrey hums) (chimes tinkling)
I love this sausage patty, man.
It makes such a difference adding sausage.
I mean, it makes such a difference adding sausage
to the muffin.
What I'm trying to say is that if you add
a bit of meat (groans)...
This is better than the egg and cheese muffin,
let's just say that.
Let's try some tea.
Oh, PG.
'Cause they didn't supply with milk,
I'm gonna try this milk first.
I'm actually lactose intolerant,
so there's gonna be a bit of flatulence
throughout this video, you gonna hear (imitates farting).
Ooh, I just felt my stomach going
(imitates bubbling noise) already.
Add a bit of milk.
It's tea, innit?
Bacon and egg McMuffin.
I do love my bacon a bit more crispy
and almost to the burnt side,
but you know, it might be nice.
(Godfrey hums)
If you're a fan of bacon, you'll like this,
but it is a bit on the salty side.
I think the sausage and egg McMuffin is better for me.
The Mighty McMuffin, the Mighty..
It's a bit skewiff.
(Godfrey hums) (chimes tinkling)
This is a good combo, I like this.
You wake up in the morning and you go to McDonald's
and you're like, "You know, I can't choose
between a bacon and sausage."
Just get the Mighty one, best of both worlds.
Okay, this is the bacon roll.
Nice little like bread.
This might be something people's cup of tea.
A bacon sandwich always goes on a treat.
(Godfrey hums)
It's got a generous amount of ketchup, but I just...
I'm not a fan of this bread.
I prefer the muffin.
The breakfast roll basically means everything else,
including egg. (upbeat music continues)
I feel like this bread is meant
to have loads of ingredients in it.
Yeah, this is the one and it's got brown sauce as well.
Oof, I need another drink break.
As we know, the McDonald's coffee is cheap.
It's not that strong, it's a bit boring,
It's no secret, I love the sausage and pancake.
Where's my syrup?
So they gave me a whole bag of the sauces, but no syrup.
I'm actually upset.
What am I supposed to do with this?
Nah, this is just adding insult to injury now.
(Godfrey groaning)
It's not working out.
Sad.
(upbeat music continues) (chimes tinkling)
Might not be complete, but it's still good.
One thing about me, your boy can eat this.
(indistinct) the syrup.
Can't believe I've never done this combo before.
If you ever see me at McDonald's having breakfast,
this is what I'm gonna be doing, so good.
Well, it would've been perfect with the syrup.
The Cheesy Bacon Flatbread.
Ooh, it's another type of bread
with bacon and cheese on the inside.
(Godfrey hums) (chimes tinkling)
I quite like this.
The cheese to bacon ratio.
Actually what?
Warm bread, the cheesy melt with a bit with the bacon, bash.
The almighty hash brown.
I love McDonald's hash browns,
I think it's like great size, great taste.
What I don't agree with is the price, 150 for one.
(Godfrey hums)
So good.
If you haven't had a McDonald's hash brown before,
where you been?
Where you been at?
'Cause this is top-notch.
A bag of cucumbers.
I don't know when you would get this really.
A red grape.
Time for the apple.
Had my doubts, but they're both very sweet, crunchy.
Everyone knows how banging McDonald's fries are.
(Godfrey hums) (chimes tinkling)
Once you have one, you can't stop.
When they're fresh out, oh, my word, dangerous.
Now, it's time to see what the Sauceman thinks.
It's no secret, I love sauce.
I actually love sauce sometimes more than food.
It's only right that I get to judge these sauces.
Yeah, so your typical sauce were this, this,
then these boys came along.
Now, they've got their new sauce.
Their rich tomato dip,
then we got the mega hot sauce and garlic mayo.
My favorite sauce of all time is a sweet and sour sauce.
Goes with everything, man.
Burgers, chips (hums).
Sweet curry.
It's all right, tangy, sweet, good.
Now, time for the almighty barbecue sauce.
(Godfrey hums)
There's something in this one, it's good.
If you like a good barbecue sauce,
this is a good sauce for you.
Sweet chili (hums).
This is much more on the chili side of things,
less than sweet.
I like it.
The smokey barbecue dip (hums).
It's all right.
Maybe not with fries,
but maybe we'd like chicken or something.
Sour cream and chive.
I don't know when you would have this to be honest.
Almost bland-ish flavor, but it's not for me.
Rich tomato dip.
It's got like a bit of herbs and spices in there, I think.
Decent, I just feel like they've been doing
a bit too much with the garlic.
Garlic mayo.
I can smell the garlic.
It's quite nice.
Okay, now, time for the mega hot sauce.
How hot really.
The heat is definitely there, but it taste nice.
Okay, McDonald's.
My top four sources are here.
(bell chiming) (bubble popping)
Not to say that other sauces are bad,
it's just I prefer these ones.
Now, I'm not the biggest person,
I swear regular is bigger than this.
McDonald's you're mugging me off.
Oh, this is good (hums).
Let me start with some of their new stuff.
Spicy Big Tasty.
She big.
It's bigger than my head, look.
(Godfrey hums) (chimes tinkling)
This is banging.
I mean, the price that you're paying for this Big Tasty,
you're expecting it to be good,
but this is actually really good, and the spicy pay.
Let me try the normal one.
I should got normal first.
Pretty much the same as the spicy one,
just without the spice.
(Godfrey hums)
It's just a bit plain-ish.
Now, that I've had the spicy one,
I feel like the Big Tasty is a bit lackluster.
Sprite, yep.
(record rewinds) (lip trills)
It's like sparkling water I had
and then someone squeezed a bit of a lemon in it.
Ugh, nah man.
So this is the McCrispy, one of their newer burgers.
Oh, look how fancy this bun is though.
Look at this buns.
(Godfrey hums) (chimes tinkling)
The bread makes no difference, yeah?
But the breaded chicken has hella flavor on the crust
and I like it.
The flavor just burst in your mouth, man.
This is good.
Now, time for the McSpicy.
She's red, she's a bit more brand.
(upbeat music continues)
She's spicy (screams).
You can feel the spice.
Even though they're spice is not the most flavorsome batter,
this for me is just like, forget about the seasoning
'cause the spiciness will just distract them,
do you know what I mean?
That's lazy.
(straw screeching) (Godfrey groans)
Didn't work.
You can't do that anymore in McDonald's
with all these like paper straws, man.
I remember back in the day you just go (blows).
(Godfrey sighs) (upbeat music continues)
(hums) Decent Fanta.
It's the McPlant.
The patty just looks so artificial.
This is dangerously close to tasting like meat.
The only thing that will throw you off is the texture,
but with the flavor, ooh, it's a close one.
If I'm vegan, well, you are lucky 'cause this is decent.
The Big Mac is their classic McDonald's burger.
Nah, you done me dirty McDonald's.
You didn't put the middle layer in the middle, you...
(upbeat music continues) (chimes tinkling)
Ugh, it's the sauce man, it's the Big Mac sauce
and then the pickle, and I think it still stands up
to being a good burger.
It's still got all the flavors that you want.
I love a Fruit Shoot.
It's so nostalgic for me.
(Godfrey groans)
(chimes tinkling)
I need a bit of a pick me up
'cause I feel like my energy's just going (whistles).
That's not bad, you know?
I love McDonald's cheeseburgers.
Now, they've got three versions to the cheeseburger.
They've got the single, double, triple cheeseburger.
(Godfrey groans)
Cheeseburger, classic, I can see why people love it.
(upbeat music continues) (chimes tinkling)
This is like the perfect amount of meat
to bun to cheese ratio.
People are gonna come to me,
but this is what I actually like to do, you know?
In case it gets a bit dry, get a sweet and sour sauce.
(Godfrey hums)
Whatever dip you love, get your cheeseburger
and dip it in there and trust me,
makes it that much more special.
Now, the triple cheeseburger.
No, I just feel like already I just feel like it's so dry.
It's not bad 'cause it's a cheeseburger
like it's not bad, but three I feel like it's a bit much.
I'm almost burgered out, man.
I know what will pick me up, a milkshake.
This is the banana milkshake.
You know what, that is good.
Shout-out to this McDonald's having
their milkshake machine working 'cause otherwise,
I wouldn't have been able to have this
and this is delightful.
This is their chocolate milkshake.
(hums) Okay.
It's chocolatey, but it's not hella sweet.
To so many people,
this is actually the best burger on the menu.
I just feel like it is so small and minuscule.
When you open the box, you just feel like (lip trills),
"Is that it?"
It's whatever, man.
Glorified fish finger.
If you love a filet-o-fish burger...
Do you, carry on,
but I'm telling you, there's way better burgers on the menu.
Ugh, man, it's basically a massive chicken nugget
in a burger.
Out of the burgers I've had so far, standard, but now,
they've got the McCrispy and the McSpicy,
will this even be eaten anymore?
I don't know if I'll ever see you again, mate.
Veggie Deluxe.
They look almost like veggie chicken nuggets.
(happy music continues) (record stops)
Whoa, I was not expecting that texture.
You can taste the peppers and the potato and the onion
and all that jazz, but that texture, for me,
just was not right.
Ooh, I need a drink after that.
(happy music continues)
Frozen Strawberry Lemonade.
Ooh (air blowing), those days are gone.
Wow, ugh, that is good.
One then please (straw screeching).
Quarter Pounder.
What makes it different is that I think it's got
like actual bits of the onion on there and pickle.
(Godfrey hums)
I like the addition of the onion rather than it being
like finally diced.
It's like quite big chunks
and it gives so much flavor to the burger
and I actually really like this Quarter Pounder.
I've never had a salad from McDonald's.
You've got your side salad, then...
(record stops)
The reason why I'm pulling this face,
when I opened it, this is what I saw.
Diagram one, this chicken, to a balanced diet.
Whatever they didn't put on their burger,
instead of throwing it away,
let's just put it in boxes and sell it,
that's what they did.
Ugh, this chicken man.
Zero seasoning.
Luckily, there was bacon 'cause that gave it some saltiness,
but other than that way, I'm just eating leaves.
Look, I'm not getting this ever again in my life.
Time for the strawberry milkshake
'cause after that salad, I need time to pick me up.
(chimes tinkling) Oh man, that's good.
All their milkshake so far have just been banging.
I'm gonna try the strawberries and cream frappe.
(Godfrey hums)
If you want a bit more of that strawberries
and cream kind of flavor, this is for you.
Mayo chicken with bacon,
but this is basically a small chicken patty.
It's just so bland, man.
Let me try one of their wraps.
So this is their chili crispy wrap.
Some crispy chicken.
(happy music continues) (Godfrey chewing)
Wow, that was tough, it was a bit dry.
I don't even know if it was worth the chew, you know?
That's a no from me, dawg.
Grilled barbecue bacon.
In this one, is that bland-off looking chicken.
(happy music continues) (Godfrey screeching)
Whatever you do, do not get this unseasoned,
covered in sauce to make it look
like it's seasoned, chicken.
Ugh, that's disgusting.
All right, I think I need a break from the wraps
'cause that was hella chewing.
Caramel iced frappe.
Ooh, so it's like an ice latte,
but they've added the caramel.
Ooh, that's nice.
Vanilla milkshake.
Let's see if it works if I make it smaller.
(Godfrey gasps) (bell dings)
This vanilla milkshake is basically
like the banana one but just a little less bananary?
McDonald's milkshakes are good when the machine works.
All right, mayo chicken.
So plain, but I mean, I would avoid it if I was you,
but if you want a little nibble, then maybe.
This is the Halloumi fries (imitates trumpet).
(record stops)
It was all good until the very last bit
when like the cheese just turned sour.
Time to try the Tropicana (gulps).
(Godfrey groans)
Kind of wish there was bits in it though,
although smooth is nice.
Coca-Cola (gulps).
I don't deal with the Coke Zero,
I like the full fat, full sugar, full everything Coke.
The wrap so far have been letting me down
so I'm actually not looking forward to this, but here we go.
I don't like that I have to go like three bites in
before I get some sauce. (wrap crunching)
It's not worth your time, man.
The only redeeming thing was the fact
that it was the breaded chicken.
We got some veggie dippers.
This is what was in the veggie deluxe.
(happy music continues)
Sun-dried tomato pesto flavor,
that's really prominent in this.
I feel like this is way better
than the burger form in the Veggie Deluxe.
It's the hamburger y'all.
Just the patties, chopped up diced onions.
So dry.
You're all about the dry burger,
then this is all for you, man.
(record stopping)
Thank God it's the last wrap,
but at the same time, fuck, another wrap.
Release the flavor.
That's funny 'cause there is no flavor.
Oh, no, they're back to attack me.
(happy music continues)
when I've got the lowest expectation of this thing
and it doesn't disappoint me that much, is that a positive?
Maybe, just get them a plant, man,
just that's the best veggie thing on this menu,
and this is the bit I was looking forward to the most.
With the chicken nuggets.
In my opinion, this is McDonald's royalty.
It's just easy to eat, share with friends, or don't share.
(chimes tinkling)
Okay, admittedly, by themself, they're a bit plain, right?
And that's what I love about these nuggets
is that you can choose your own sauce.
Back in the day, I used to be able to do
a whole 20 box to myself.
Those were the days.
Chicken Selects,
which is they're breaded chicken-like tenders, I guess?
(happy music continues) (chicken crunching)
Chicken Selects, man, they're good.
Got good flavors to them, good crunch to them,
and again, you can use any sauce or any dip that you like.
The sweet treats.
I love apple pie from McDonald's.
(Godfrey singing)
(happy music continues) (apple pie crunching)
(chimes tinkling) (Godfrey hums)
Apple pie, this is so good.
It's like sweet, delicious (blowing).
Legendary dessert from McDonald's.
First one is a Smarties one.
(happy music continues) (Godfrey hums)
I like the Smarties one.
Ooh, very soft.
It's their triple chocolate cookie.
(happy music continues) (Godfrey hums)
It's very fudgy-like.
This is a bit too much chocolate in my opinion.
This is their sugar donut.
Wow, it is so soft and fluffy like look.
(happy music continues)
This is actually nice.
Very fluffy with a slight sugary crust.
This is their Oreo McFlurry.
(happy music continues)
I like it.
It's not like blowing your way because it's like Oreo.
Oreo is like a standard flavor now.
Ooh, you got like raspberry, blueberry.
So I think you got like raspberry jam
in the middle and then blueberry.
(happy music continues) (Godfrey hums)
Very sweet, very soft.
This is their Malteser McFlurry.
(happy music continues) (Godfrey chewing)
This is really nice and the addition of the McFlurry is good
and I like that there's a generous amount
of like Malteser balls on there.
'Cause it was in a bag,
I don't know how fresh it's gonna be,
but this is their chocolate brownie.
Oh, she thick.
(happy music continues) (Godfrey hums)
This isn't the one, this is too soft.
Oh, that's nice of them to label it for me
'cause they just got the same wrapping.
So one is Wispa and that one's Wispa Gold somehow,
but no this is the Wispa one
with like chocolate syrup on it.
(happy music continues)
Just bog-standard chocolate and ice cream, just Wispa.
Okay, the Wispa Gold has got caramel sauce on it instead.
(happy music continues) (Godfrey hums)
I think the addition of the caramel sauce makes
such a difference and I prefer this one.
Wispa Gold, yes.
(bell dings) (Godfrey sighs)
(Godfrey laughing)
I can't move.
That was me eating everything on the McDonald's menu.
Hopefully, you saw something that you might wanna try.
Shout-out to you for sticking with me this whole video,
and if you wanna see more content of me eating more stuff,
let me know in the comments below
or where do you think I should eat next?
Ugh, boy, I don't even know, I'm just rambling now.
Ugh, boy.
Anyways, it's been me, I'll catch you on the next one.
Peace. (happy music ends)