(static buzzing steadily)
(tape inserting readily)
(rhythmic electronic music playing)
♪ Freddy loves- ♪
♪ To jam ♪
♪ With all of his friends ♪
♪ Night after- ♪
♪ After night ♪
♪ The fun never ends ♪
♪ But lately, he's feeling like the 'Plex is a cage ♪
♪ 'Cause the audience is bigger when the world's your stage ♪
♪ So jump in the van and buckle up ♪
♪ Join the bear, and gator ♪
♪ Chicken, wolf, pop ♪
- [Announcer] That's our show, Pizzaplex, goodnight!
(audience cheering excitedly)
- Emergency band meeting in five.
Did you hear me, Roxy? Five minutes.
Roxy!
(door thumping abruptly)
- Yo, Fazbear!
- We should knock first, what if he's in his underwear?
- He called the emergency meeting,
and he doesn't wear underwear?
- Ew!
- Freddy, great show tonight!
Freddy?
(Freddy crashes limply)
He's dead?
- [Freddy] Who's dead?
- Oh my Gosh, that's like the 12th time
I thought you were this teddy, Freddy!
- At least it wasn't a poster this time.
- So that's how you spell "gnarly."
Oh hey, Freddy.
Hiya, Fazbear!
Lookin' snazzy, Fazzy!
In my defense, they're all very lifelike.
- Y'all take a seat, I have big news.
- Hey, get our own seat.
- Anywhere's fine, Monty.
- Hmm...
(teddy slipping comedically)
One sec.
I got it. (Monty grunting frustratingly)
(teddy squeaking annoyingly)
Seriously? (Monty groaning frustratingly)
I'm seated.
- Great, time for the big news.
(drum rolling excitedly)
I got us a gig!
(crickets chirping gently)
- Oh no, have you been Glitchtrapped?
Your name is Freddy.
This is your Pizzaplex.
You are the lead singer of a band-
- I mean a gig on the outside.
(everyone crosstalking curiously)
- When?
- Tonight, downtown.
Unpaid, but we get free Buffalo wings.
- Sure, why not?
- Free wings, are you kidding me?
- Oh I'm sorry, Chica, I didn't think that-
- Awesome.
- Roxy, what do you think?
- Vanny's not gonna let us go.
- She's not gonna know about it.
- But, she has all those staff bots controlling the 'Plex.
- I have an idea.
(everyone running comedically)
Freeze!
(bot humming diligently)
(everyone running comedically)
(bot humming diligently) (everyone running comedically)
(bot humming diligently)
(everyone sighing relievedly)
- Please, take this map. (frightening music playing)
- Wait, it's us.
- Oh dude, sorry about that.
I'm trying to get Staff Bot of the Month,
so I've been really focused.
Toodles! (bot humming diligently)
- A map isn't a bad idea.
- Yeah.
Do we know where we're going?
- Do we know how we're going?
- Ta-da!
(everyone awing impressively)
- Oh.
- Can we paint flames on the side?
- And bats?
- Oh, bats flying around in flames, burning bats!
- You want our touring van
to have a cauldron of bats in excruciating pain
on the side of it?
(clock ticking thoughtfully)
I'm very into that.
- Okay, well let's get our stuff loaded
and hit the road before Vanny finds us.
- Hi, Vanny.
- Where are you goin'?
- Nowhere.
- We're going for a joyride.
- Yeah, gonna knock over some mailboxes,
stick our butts out the window, regular joyride stuff.
- Can I come?
- No!
- It's just that I don't want you seeing my butt.
- I can see your butt right now.
- That's it, starting Monday, I'm wearing pants.
- Whatever, I don't care.
Look, I wanna join the band.
- Why?
- Because I want to be famous
and live a rock-n-roll lifestyle,
and I don't wanna work security.
- What instrument would you play?
- Drums.
- We don't need a drummer... Huh...
Actually yeah, we don't have a drummer.
How'd that happen?
- This is a big day.
The instrument you pick
will be the instrument you play forever.
- I call guitar.
(strumming guitar gently)
- I call bass!
(strumming bass gently)
- I wanna sing!
No, I wanna sing!
No, I do!
I have the better voice!
No, I do!
- Fine, I'll play-
(disappointing music playing)
Oh no, the Glitchtrap got Roxy.
You don't play tuba, you play keytar.
- I know I play keytar because I wanted it more.
(locker creaking loudly)
- This flashback is really cute and all,
but am I in the band or not?
- Not.
(van driving speedily)
- They're gonna pay.
(noisy music playing)
- When we get to the gig, let me do the talking.
- Why?
- It'll seem more professional,
and I want to make sure they got everything on our rider.
- What's a rider?
- It's that ridiculous list of requests we sent over
before we left.
- It wasn't ridiculous!
- Tell them we want hot water and lemon.
- And a bowl of M and Ms.
- But only the green ones because green is the best color.
- I'm not asking them to separate the M and Ms.
- Tell them, tell them we only want the green ones.
Tell them if I see a single red M and M in the bowl, I'll-
- You'll what?
(Monty growling angrily)
(Monty beeping wearily)
(ominous tone playing)
- You killed him, Rox.
- No, I didn't.
- You killed him dead.
Just had to put that ugly M and M in his face.
- He's not dead, but his battery is.
- Are we gonna die now too?
- No, that's why we all charged our batteries.
You charged your batteries, right?
(pensive music playing)
(energetic music playing)
- Do you see any batteries?
- No, no batteries.
Nothing back here
but our instruments and some gross old pizza crusts.
- Wow!
(Chica eating loudly)
- We should probably just head back.
- Alright.
I'll call the gig and tell them we had trouble-
(tense tone playing)
Vanny.
- What happened here?
- You probably sabotaged us.
- I did, but I'm not responsible for this.
(phone dialing diligently)
(phone ringing loudly)
(contact answering politely)
Hi, O'Doyle's Pub and Grill?
Did you book a Glamrock Freddy and Friends
for a gig tonight?
You did?
Well bad news, they all have diarrhea.
- We don't have bowels.
- He didn't ask for specifics.
- We're not gonna make the gig anyway,
Monty ran out of juice.
- That's an easy fix.
(door slamming briskly)
They should be here somewhere.
Ew, old pizza!
- It's mine!
- Ah-ha!
Clear!
(electricity surging powerfully)
- Did it work?
- No.
- I've been told this is a way to reboot a bot.
- Maybe it has to touch his body.
- Clear.
(electricity surging powerfully)
(Monty yelling confusingly)
(contemplative music playing)
(alarm buzzing threateningly)
- I said no red M and Ms!
(Monty crashing aggressively)
- Emergency meeting when we get back.
We're not the stereotypical band, we don't fuse.
- Sorry, Freddy.
- Yeah, we're better than that.
- Vanny, when did you join the band?
- She didn't.
Bye, Vanny.
- But-
- We'll see you later.
- I'm gonna be in this band, just you wait and see.
- No more drama.
- You're right. - Sounds good.
- Now, everybody get a good night's charge.
I booked us a birthday party tomorrow in town.
♪ Freddy loves- ♪
♪ To jam ♪
♪ With all of his friends ♪
♪ Night after- ♪
♪ After night ♪
♪ The fun never ends ♪
♪ But lately, he's feeling like the 'Plex is a cage ♪
♪ 'Cause the audience is bigger when the world's your stage ♪
♪ So jump in the van ♪