You got Feeny this year?
Yeah. You? Yeah. Which courses?
All of them. Yeah, me, too.
Oh, boy.
I can't believe I made it through the whole summer without Topanga.
You know, I feel bad about her parents splitting up and all,
but don't you think she's taking it a little hard?
I mean, so her parents hate each other. Get over it.
My mom walked out on my family when I was nine, and I'm fine...
Fine.
What's the matter, buddy?
I just had such a bad year...
Bad year.
Well, buck up, bucker.
Angela's on her way here, and everything's going to be okay.
You know, before the summer I asked her to be my girlfriend again?
Oh, yeah? What did she say? She gave me a kiss on the cheek,
which I take to mean that she's wildly in love with me.
You think I'm reading too much into this?
No. That's all I get. You know why?
Because these girls think they've got us wrapped around their little fingers.
But you know what? I've got a little suggestion.
It's just a little suggestion.
We play it cool.
A little cooler with the emotions.
Hey, Cory. (SCREAMS)
I don't believe it! Topanga, honey, I missed you so much!
My parents officially filed for divorce this morning.
That's bad. That's not good.
I don't know what to say.
It's okay. You don't have to say anything.
Hey, Shawn.
I'm sorry, Topanga.
I'm sorry, too.
I've just accepted that my parents are not going to spend
the rest of their lives together.
Well, it's, uh...
It's important to face reality, and I'm glad you're okay.
Now we can get back to planning our wedding.
Here we go.
Cory, I've had nothing but time to think about this.
I just don't want to get married anymore.
Even though we love each other?
So did my parents.
Hey, everybody. Angela!
Oh! Bigger hello than me. Did you see that?
Hi, Angela. Hi, Shawn.
Hi, Cory. Hi.
Topanga, I need to talk to you.
What is going on? Oh, not much. She's calling off the wedding.
Again? Even though we love each other.
I don't want to hear about "love" anymore. Okay?
What is with putting finger quotes around the word "love"?
I'm putting quotes around the word "love"
because I don't think "love" exists.
Of course love exists. That's the craziest thing I've ever "heard."
Did you think about what I asked you before the summer?
Did ya?
You don't think love exists?
Don't listen to her. She's stressed out.
Your hair looks so good.
If love exists, why do people hurt each other all the time?
Why do they? They don't!
She's just saying that because your hair looks better than hers.
Topanga, I wouldn't hurt you.
You say that now. I would never hurt you.
How do you know I wouldn't hurt you? Because I know you love me.
That's why I can't marry you.
She's nuts.
Angela, don't let her influence you. You know how you feel about me.
Trust your heart. Don't listen to your brain
because your brain and your heart are enemies,
and your brain will... Topanga makes sense.
Kill me dead.
What about everything that happened before the summer?
What happened? At Feeny's wedding,
I put my hand on your hand and you pulled it away,
and I did it again and you pulled it away.
And I did it again and you pulled it away.
So? You know you liked it.
We're friends. No. I don't want to be friends with you.
I can hate you or I can love you for the rest of my life,
and those are the choices as far as I see it.
You know, she got this crap from Topanga.
If you knew how to keep your girlfriend... Keep her what?
Happy? Pleasant? Quiet?
I don't know how to do any of those things.
Hey, guys, welcome back. Hey, how are you?
Hello, Jack and Rachel. Very good.
Just the people to tell these women how to keep themselves in line.
Will you please tell these two that being in love is the greatest thing there is?
Tell them. Girls, listen. Listen.