(light playful music)
♪ Than I can return ♪ - Go! Go! Go!
(woman laughing)
♪ Yet there's oh so much ♪
♪ That you deserve ♪ - No..
No,
no,
no, no!
No!
(screams)
♪ I've nothing to give ♪
♪ I must-- ♪
- [Dad] What are you doing?
- I'm painting.
- [Dad] Let's see.
Pretty.
And how do you get a different color?
- You wash it and get another color!
- [Dad] Oo, yellow?
Doing a yellow heart?
- You can do pink, too.
- [Dad] Oh, wow.
- Let me show you my nail polish.
- [Dad] Oh, and you got all this nail polish?
- Yeah, let me show you.
That's so glittery. - Wow.
- I'm gonna paint the vlog's nails.
- [Dad] You can't paint the vlog's nails!
- Yes.
Hey, careful!
(laughs)
(laughs) You're silly.
(music blasting) (feet stomping)
- [Mom] She's ready to bounce!
- [Dad] Her feet are already bouncin'!
Oh my gosh!
Adley, why is today the best day ever?
- Because we're gonna jump on a trampoline park!
- [Dad] Yeah!
Nico, are you gonna go jump and bounce?
- [Mom] He's probably gonna sleep.
- Nah, he's gonna jump and bounce.
Alright guys, get ready for a crazy best day ever.
We're going to Trampoline Park.
Hey!
Unlock it!
Hey! (banging)
Let me in!
(kids laughing) Unlock it,
push that button right there.
Yeah, that one.
Aha!
I gotcha. (Adley laughing)
Let's go bounce.
Do you want me to teach you how to do a flip?
- No, I gotta, I'm gonna do a little flip.
- A little flip?
Okay.
- Boop boop boop!
- [Dad] Ahh.
(laughs)
You're so excited!
Okay, take your shoes off!
No shoes!
(Adley babbles)
Is that how you take your shoes off?
- Yeah!
(Dad laughs)
- [Dad] Gotta put them in their cage!
Good shoes.
- They're in their dog cage.
- Yep, they're in their dog cage.
Okay, let's go!
(Adley yelling)
- [Woman] There you go.
(techno music)
(grunts) - Whoa!
- Daddy! - We fell.
Hey, how'd you get all the way up there?
(panting) Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
(screaming)
Flips?
Woo!
Woo, whoa!
(screaming)
(Adley laughing)
(screaming)
(laughing) - Mom, watch out!
- [Mom] Ah!
- Come and get it! - No throwing the box!
Babe, stop!
(laughs)
No, don't!
- Whoa! (child screaming)
Let's go find Adley!
- [Dad] Where's Adley at?
- I don't know.
- Where is she?
- Babe, stop.
- Catch me!
(screams)
(techno music)
(Dad laughing) Good job!
(screams)
(Adley screams)
(laughing)
One, two, three, go!
Whoop!
(laughs)
- Ahh!
- [Dad] (laughs) You're crazy!
(laughing)
- [Mom] Holy!
- (laughing) She's just jumping everywhere!
- Oh, my God.
(screaming)
- Whoa!
- [Mom] What?
Hey!
Why?
(screaming) Hey, you little--
Do you wanna go jump?
Huh?
Do you wanna go jump?
(screaming)
- Two, three!
(laughs)
Whoa!
(laughing) Aw.
Whoa! (laughing)
You got it, girlfriend!
- Yeah! - You did it!
You're almost there!
Oh...
Careful...
(yelling)
Let's see if I can be a ninja warrior.
Ah!
It didn't work.
- Thanks for watching, bye!
- He's finally asleep. - That's what I wanna
be doing right now.
I'm burnt toast.
You done?
- Done. - I'm done.
- Let's go. - I'm going.
Actually, I have to go to the airport to pick up Holiday.
- We're gonna go to bed.
- Family gets nap time,
we're going to the airport to get Holiday.
Let's go.
(laughs) Got him!
How do I unlock your own doors?
(button clicks) There ya go.
- Yo.
- Oh, he's back.
I feel like one of those mountain men who like,
sends his son off to go
bring food home for the whole village
and you're just here now. - I survived.
(intense music)
I survived.
- Welcome home.
Your car is amazing.
I really like Holiday's car.
Look how cool it is inside.
Look at this like honeycomb?
What is this, honeycomb?
- It's space station, man.
Honeycomb's space,
space themed. - It's like a space themed
car in here.
It's pretty freaking amazing.
(car beeps)
- Hi! - Hi!
♪ We got a toilet ♪
♪ We got a toilet ♪ - So, I got Holiday,
and then we got a toilet.
- [Mom] Here we go!
- (giggles) Here we go! - Are you excited?
Where's the new toilet going?
- In the basement!
Are you excited for the basement?
I'm excited for the basement.
Jenny's insanely excited for the basement.
- [Jenny] And the sink!
We got a sink.
- [Dad] And we got a sink?
- Yeah!
- Wow.
Toilet and a sink, what a score!
- [Adley] I got toilet.
- You got it? - Yeah.
♪ Macho, Macho Man. ♪
- [Adley] I'll get the vlog!
- [Mom] You get the vlog, I'll get the van.
- Go vlog!
Let's go, vloggy!
- Vloggy? - Vloggy.
- [Dad] Is that the vlog's new name, Vloggy?
- Yeah!
- [Dad] You guys have officially been named Vloggy.
Hi, baby! - Hi, baby!
(cooing noises) - Hi, hey.
Hi, I missed you!
- [Mom] Did we tell the vlog that he has two teeth now?
- [Dad] He has two teeth!
- Look. - Look.
Hey, show 'em your teeth! - Here, Nico!
Here, Nico! - Nico,
we need to document this!
- They're right there! - Your tongue's always out!
- Show them your teeth!
Show them your teeth!
See, they're right there!
(blows raspberry)
There are my teeth, you see them?
- I almost saw them! - Get that tongue.
- Hey! - Get that tongue.
Get that tongue. - Hey!
- Get that tongue out of the way!
- [Dad] He's always sticking out his tongue!
- [Mom] A carrot?
- Yeah!
- You made a carrot? - Yeah!
- [Dad] What's for your real dinner?
- Quesadillas!
- Quesadilla. - Yeah!
What's for Nico's dinner?
- [Mom] He's eatin' peas!
- Peas?
Let's see if he likes 'em.
- No reaction.
(both laugh)
Usually he doesn't like them.
Are you being tough for the camera?
Aw. (laughs) - Yeah.
He's all, "I got this, no big deal".
As soon as we turn the vlog off,
he's all. (gagging)
"Mom, don't feed me that on camera.
"I'm trying to look like cute baby."
(Nico coos)
You are a cute baby!
You know what,
you guys are all gonna look back at these moments
and be like,
"I miss Nico when he was a baby".
You are, enjoy them while they're here.
You might be like,
"You film your baby too much!"
But trust me,
when he's gone,
we're all gonna miss him.
Huh, Nico? - I'm gonna miss him.
- [Dad] You're gonna miss him a lot.
- Yeah.
'Cause he might be our last baby.
- Mm-hmm.
Enjoy these family vlogs while you got them.
Cause these little kiddos are cute.
Pretty soon the vlogs are just gonna be
Adley's app reviews over here.
- Oh, that's a good idea. - Adley, are you gonna do
your own app review channel?
Exactly, see?
- [Mom] Put some salt and pepper on it.
- I did already.
- [Mom] Oh, you are really making this spicy.
- [Dad] You're so smart!
That's so cool, I love it.
Cooks in real life,
she loves making her own cereal and stuff.
She cooks in pretend life. - Open.
Open up. - Like up in her kitchen.
And she cooks in app life.
Adley, you are a master chef.
- Open, open up!
(dad laughing)
- [Mom] Ha, she doesn't wanna eat it!
- [Dad] She doesn't wanna eat your carrot!
- Ahh.
- Oh, she liked it!
- No, she didn't!
- Oh.
She didn't like it!
(laughs)
- Oh, she throwed it out!
- Okay, another bite! - Quesadilla bite!
- [Dad] Roar, good job.
(grunting) Hi!
(groan)
- Thanks for watching, bye!
- No!
You can't just end the vlog like that!
Hi, Nico.
Are you trying to end the vlog?
No!
That's Adley's job!
Adley, Nico's gonna end the vlog before you!
- Oh, no, no!
- Oh no, he's gonna end the vlog, no!
You can't end the vlog yet.
Hold on, hold on.
Before you end the vlog,
I got two questions for you.
Did you have the best day ever?
- Yeah.
- Question number two: Why?
- 'Cause I love you. (laughs)
- That was a cute answer! - Aww!
I want some love!
- I love you!
- Aww. - You love everybody,
you're so nice.
- Thanks for watching, bye!
- Whoa!
From the cutest moment ever
to the end of the Vlog.
See you guys tomorrow, bye!
- Bye! - Bye!
(imitates farting)
(Techno music)
- I wanna feel his teeth!
- [Dad] You're picking your nose right now.
- You are not touching his mouth,
you just picked your nose.
(Dad laughs)