(psychotic music)
- So, I had a great time tonight.
- So did I.
- Do you want to come in for a bit?
- I probably shouldn't.
- Why?
You don't trust me?
- It's not that I don't trust you, it's just really late.
- I'm not a serial killer!
- I never said you were.
- Or am I?
- Okay, stop being weird.
I'm not scared of you.
- Prove it.
- Fine, I will.
Are you coming?
- Wait, before we go inside,
I want to remind you I'm not like other guys.
- Here we go.
And let me guess, you never get jealous
and you're always honest, right?
- Not always honest.
I told you I wasn't a serial killer, remember?
- Open the door.
- Make yourself at home.
- Nice.
- So, what is this, some sort of haunted house
you use for pranks?
- I live here.
- Like some sort of social experiment
on how to scare people, huh?
Cameras!
- Are you scared?
- Not even a little bit.
- Should I tell you a story?
- Go for it.
- A lot of ...
terrible things have happened in this house.
- Yeah, including this interior design.
- People have gotten hurt.
- Well, if I had to stay here, I would cry too.
- No, you don't get it.
(whispering voices)
They hurt people.
- They, as in, don't tell me,
do you have really strict parents? Hello?
I was hoping to make out at least a little bit.
- No, don't say that in front of them!
- No one is here.
- She's here.
- Who's here?
- The lady sitting beside you.
(whispering voices)
- Well, I hope she's not cute, because, honestly,
it would be mad hard to post a woman crush Wednesday
being imaginary and all.
- Don't say that!
She didn't mean that, she didn't mean it.
- Do you have anything to eat?
(whispering voices)
- No, stop!
- I know, I'm such a cow!
We literally just ate.
- Stop! No, no!
No, I won't do it!
- Okay, okay, fine, don't.
But I can still eat something, right?
- No more killing, you can't kill them! No!
- Don't worry, I'm a vegetarian.
I only kill vegetables, and the happiness of my taste buds.
- Don't make me hurt her.
- I know, I know.
♫ You don't make friends with salad
♫ You don't make friends with salad ♫
- It's too late.
They're here.
- Did you order pizza in advance?
(doors slamming)
(baby crying)
- Okay, I get it.
Is this like you setting the mood right now?
Is this what you're doing?
- No, I won't do it, I won't do it.
- Woah.
A lot of really inconvenient things are happening right now.
- Come here.
- Finally, a little action.
- I don't want any more blood.
- No, no, no, don't worry, don't worry.
I'm not on my period.
- No matter what she says, I'll never cut you into pieces.
- That's romantic, I guess.
- I need to be strong.
- Okay, that's pretty hot.
- No. I like her!
I wanna be with her forever.
- What did you say?
- I wanna be with you forever.
- As in commitment?
(screams)
(ghostly groans)
Hope you enjoyed that video.
Thank you so much for watching.
Thanks for being on my channel and being a psycho.
He's so scary and weird,
oh, but he has muscles, okay.
If you like this video, give it a big thumbs up.
Make sure you comment below.
You can also check out Yousef's channel,
the link for it is in--
- The description below, and if you want to go on a date
like the one that you just saw,
holler at me, baby girl.
Send me a DM to my YouTube. Bye.
- You done ruined my lipstick.
You can watch my last video by clicking right there.
You can watch my vlogs right there.
In case you're on a phone and the annotations don't work,
I'll put the links in the description.
Also, make sure you subscribe,
because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.
One love Superwoman.
That is a wrap, and zoop!
(growls)
That's what you do, right? - [Yousef] Yeah.
Okay, I did it.