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- Boom, baby.
- What's up?
What's going on here?
(mimics fighting sounds)
New dance? Or...
- zoonk.
- Oh, did you cut yourself?
- I'm vaxxed.
- Oh! Awesome. Congratulations.
- I feel it flowing through my veins.
I feel like a million bucks!
- That's so exciting.
It's really good for you.
- Like a super hero! Just! (grunting)
- Because you won't die from the deadly virus?
- No. Because of the microchip.
'Cause I'm half man half machine now.
- Oh my God. No.
- Yeah, no, I'm totally just kidding.
- Oh, thank god.
- No, but seriously, I just like, I want to go out
and I want to lick all the door handles.
- That's strange.
- Ughh! I've just been restricted for so long!
- Did you do lot of that before the pandemic?
- Not even once.
- M'kay.
- But I can now.
- Yeah. I wouldn't recommend it.
- Just wanna kiss a strangers face.
- Don't do that.
Nobody wants that.
- Hey look at this.
(ignites lighter) We're done with these.
- No, we're not.
- Yeah. 'Cause I'm vaxxed.
- But I'm not.
(lighter clicks)
- You're not vaxxed?
- No.
- Is it a... 'cause you're hesitant.
- No, I'm not hesitant.
I just, I'm in line and I can't get an appointment.
And if I have to hear one more person, say, "stay strong."
"You'll get yours soon."
I'm going to lose it.
- Yikes.
What do you mean? "Yikes."
There are a lot of people still waiting line.
A lot of countries, still desperate to get the vaccine
and they can't get their hands on it just
because it is over for you, does not mean it's over.
You're in a very privileged position.
- Right? Yeah.
You seem a little pissed.
- Yeah. I guess I am little bit.
Particularly because the rollout favors some countries
there's hoarding going on
and the places that really need it much more than I do.
Can't get their hands on it.
It just, it's-- It's unfair.
So yeah. I guess I am a little pissed.
- Oh.
- Look, I'm sorry if I pooped in your pudding.
I am. I'm happy for you.
It's just tough because you know, I, I want it so bad.
- No, I get it.
- I mean, at least you didn't post it on Instagram.
- Oooh...
- Oh my God.
You did.
- I did.
I just looked so cute at the clinic.
- I'm sure you looked
like everybody else at the clinic.
- Right. Yeah. But you know, I didn't
I didn't post it for myself.
- Who did you post it for?
- Well 'cause I want to show that I'm
in support of the vaccine, you know, for people that are
(whispers) hesitant.
- Mmm. Do you have a lot of followers that,
that would be swayed by your influence?
You know, they're, they're waiting
for your hot take on the vaccine.
- Hmmm...
Not even one.
No.
- So the opposite of what you just said.
- Yeah.
Huh. That's funny.
- I mean, it's great for you just makes me feel like shit.
- Right. 'Cause it's like showing off.
- Yes. Exactly like that.
- Well, stay strong.
You'll get yours soon.
- I'm gonna to punch you.
- Just not in this arm because I just got vaxxed.
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