LOOKING TO LAUNCH AS FA’S AS THE
VERY TERM GRIFF JENKINS, GUTFELD
STARTS RIGHT NOW PRIDE.
I CAN ALREADY SMELL THE WEEKEND.
ENOUGH ABOUT MY BACK.
>> TODAY LET’S HONOR THE BRAVE
BOARD OF SUPERVISORS OF LOS
ANGELES COUNTY.
THEY FINALLY SOLVE THEIR RAMP AT
HOMELESS AND ADDICTION PROBLEM.
OF COURSE NOT.
DO THE CLEANUP SKID ROW?
FAT CHANCE FOR A FRED DID THE
REVERSE ARISE OF MURDER AND GANG
VIOLENCE, NOT ON YOUR LIFE RIGHT
ARE THEY AT LEAST PROTECTING.
NO, THEY DID SOMETHING MORE
AMAZING.
THEY BARKED OFFICIAL TRAVEL TO
FLORIDA, BECAUSE THE STATES
PARENTAL RIGHTS BILL OR WHAT THE
IDIOTS CALL YOU KNOW THE LAW
THAT BANS IN-DEPTH.
THIRD GRADE AND UNDER.
IT IS THE LAW THAT IF YOU’RE
AGAINST IT, COULD EXCLUDE WHAT
YOU HIDE A BAG OF LOLLIPOPS
UNDER TRENCHCOAT. TO LA COUNTY STAFFERS WILL
TO LA COUNTY STAFFERS WILL
BECOMING.
>> TALK ABOUT INCONSOLABLE BIRD
BIRD THE LA BOARD CLAIMS THAT
HARMS TRANS KIDS, BUT THEY HAVE LESS EVIDENCE OF THAT THAN WE
LESS EVIDENCE OF THAT THAN WE
HAVE THAT BRIAN SELTZER HAS ABS.
YOU DON’T WANT A FOUR -YEAR-OLD
BOY MAKING AN OF HIMSELF BEFORE
HE MAKES HIS MOVE ON BRITNEY IN
THE SANDBOX.
NORMALLY PEOPLE WOULD FIND THIS
AGE INAPPROPRIATE.
BUT NO, SAYS THE LA BOARD, LET’S
GET THESE WHILE THEY STILL HAVE
THAT SPOT SOFT SPOTS ON THEIR
HEADS FREIGHT EIGHT -YEAR-OLDS,
FOUR -YEAR-OLDS, WHEN -YEAR-OLDS
, WHAT’S THE
DIFFERENCE?
MAY BE A COUPLE OF BABY TEETH.
THAT’S A PROBLEM WITH TODDLERS,
THEY CAN BARELY TALK ABOUT
RADICAL FEMINISM, LET ALONE
GENDER IDENTITY.
I NOT SHOW THEM MORE CRIME
FOOTAGE WHILE RABBIT AND GET
THEM READY.
I WISH THIS FLORIDA LOT DIDN’T
HAVE TO EXIST, BUT IT DOES GREAT
IT’S LIKE THE WARNING ON A DRY
CLEANING BAG TELLING YOU NOT TO
PLACE IT OVER YOUR HEAD, THAT
MEANS SOMEONE HAS ALREADY DONE
IT.
IT’S ALSO THE DEATH OF
AGE-APPROPRIATE HAS BRED NO
RESPONSE WILL ADULT LET’S A
CHILD.
BUT WOULD DIVORCE HIM TO TALK
ABOUT IT WHEN THEY SHOULD BE
THINKING ABOUT NAPTIME AND
RECESS.
IT PUNISHES THE LA COUNTY
WORKERS. BECAUSE WHERE WOULD THEY RATHER
BECAUSE WHERE WOULD THEY RATHER
BE IN THE SUMMER?
THE MILES OF BEAUTIFUL BEACHES.
WOULD YOU RATHER BE HERE A PLACE
WHERE CRIME AND VIOLENCE FOR
LURCHES.
OR BE HERE, A PLACE TO FIND.
WHO WOULD YOU PREFER TO HANG OUT
WITH?
THESE EMPTY HEADED CELEBRITIES
OR THIS.
HOW IS THAT NOT RIGHT YOU CAN’T
SPELL MANATI WITHOUT MAN.
THE BACK FACT IS LA COUNTY
ISRAEL BECAUSE THE ANTI- PEOPLE
IN GENERAL AND FLORIDA IS
PROOFREAD UP AND PRO FUND READ
RATHER PROTECT THEM AS ANY CRIME
, THE EXACT THEIR JUSTICE
AGAINST THE STATE, FLORIDA AT
THAT IS MINDING ITS OWN BUSINESS
.
AND AS RICHARD GRENELL, THE
FIRST ONLY GAVE CABINET MEMBER,
THERE IS NO BAN ON TRAVEL TO THE
69 COUNTRIES THAT CRIMINALIZE
HOMOSEXUALITY.
SO SURE, BUY A TIMESHARE, BUT
WHATEVER YOU DO, STAY THAT OUT
OF KEY WEST.
THESE GROUPS CLAIM THE FLORIDA
BILL IS ABOUT STIFLING STATE
EXPLORATION OF IDEAS.
THEY ARE DISCUSSING THE NEXT
FACEPLATE OR THE FUTURE OF
ELECTRIC CARS.
NO, IT’S ABOUT IN THAT SAME
PERSON WANTED ADULTS INITIATING
THAT WITH YOUR FIVE -YEAR-OLDS.
AT BEST IT’S GROSS AND AT WORST
ITS PREDATORY.
THE BOARD ALSO BEGAN TO TRAVEL
TO TEXAS AFTER THAT STATE
CATEGORIZED TRANSGENDER MEDICAL
PROCEDURES FOR MINORS AS CHILD
ABUSE.
THEY CLAIMED THAT MAN IMPEDES
CHILDREN FROM DISCOVERING WHO
THEY ARE AND FEEL SECURE IN
THEIR SENSE OF SELF.
AGAIN, IT’S WORD PERVERSION
DISGUISED AS LIKENESS.
NO CHILD SHOULD UNDERGO
UNNECESSARY MEDICAL PROCEDURES
UNLESS IT’S HER PLUGS OR BABIES
WITH HUGE BALD HEADS.
THESE IDIOTS THINK THE CURE FOR
GENDER CONFUSION IS SURGERY.
YOU KNEW THAT AND YOU MAY JUST
GET RID OF AND ADULTS AND
REPLACE THEM SURGICALLY ALTERED
HETEROSEXUALITY.
HOW IS THAT ON HOMOPHOBIC.
ALL KIDS GO THROUGH PHASES. WHEN YOU ARE I WAS CONVINCED I
WHEN YOU ARE I WAS CONVINCED I
WAS CLASSY.
BUT FLORIDA MUST COUNT ITSELF
LUCKY THAT THE ALIENS AREN’T
COMING, IMAGINE WHAT THEY’RE
LIKE, MISERABLE CRETINS WHO
LOOKED TERRIBLE IN ATHLETIC WEAR
BRIGHT DELIVERING MESSAGES MEANT
TO SHOW THEY CARE WHEN REALLY
THEY EXPOSE THEMSELVES AT
CONSTRUCTIVE BRIEF. THEY EXPOSE THEMSELVES.
THEY EXPOSE THEMSELVES.
NOT SURPRISING. >> HE IS ONLY HERE BECAUSE HE
>> HE IS ONLY HERE BECAUSE HE
LOOKS GREAT IN SWIM TRUNKS.
IT WAS ON INSTAGRAM.
OPEN GAME.
ROB SMITH.
>> EVERY WEEKEND IS LIKE EASTER
WITH CAT WHEN SHE RISES AGAIN ON
MONDAY MORNING, WE CONSIDER IT
WILL GO.
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ROB, I’M GOING TO YOU FIRST
BECAUSE YOU ARE FROM LORETTA. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE
TRAVEL BAN?
IT IS BECAUSE IT’S RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION.
THIS CONVERSATION.
ITS COMPLETE NONSENSE.
THIS ISN’T ABOUT AND, THIS IS
ABOUT THE GENDER CULT, THIS IS
ABOUT THE GENDER IDENTITY CULT
TELLING THESE KINDERGARTNERS AND
FIRST AND SECOND GRADERS, THEY
ARE TEACHING THEM ALL OF THAT
STUFF AND I SAY, AND SOMEBODY
THAT WAS A TEENAGER AND BECAME A
THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IF
THERE IS GENDER NOT CONFORMING
IN ANY WAY, BB THERE ARE
TOMBOYISH GIRL OR THEY ARE
FEMININE BOYS, NOW THEY WANT TO
TELL THEM THEY ARE TRANS AND GET
THEM ON WHAT THEY’RE CALLING
LIKE LIFE-AFFIRMING HEALTHCARE
AND IT’S REALLY BAD FOR THESE
KIDS.
>> IT IS KIND OF STRANGE.
IT’S LIKE TALK ABOUT THE MOST
INTRUSIVE SOLUTION FOR SOMETHING
THAT IS NATIONAL NATURALLY TAKES
CARE OF ITSELF.
BY THE WAY, AS A PRACTICING
HOMOSEXUAL, HOW LONG BEFORE YOU
GOT GOOD AT IT.
>> ON I WILL GIVE YOU A LIST OF
MY PARTNERS.
LIZ, LIZ, LIZ, DO YOU THINK THIS
IS A PRIORITY THAT THE LA COUNTY
ORCHARD BE FOCUSING ON WHEN THEY
HAVE CRIME, HOMELESSNESS, DRUG
ADDICTION? >> I FEEL LIKE IT’S A PUBLIC FOR
>> I FEEL LIKE IT’S A PUBLIC FOR
WHAT THEY’RE DOING.
THEN YOU’RE A WEIRDO IN YOU’RE A
PUBLIC MENACE.
BY THE WAY, I THINK IN FLORIDA
YOU LEARN ABOUT EDUCATION ABOUT
SIX OR SEVENTH GRADE.
THAT LEADING THE CHARGE ON THIS
IS THE ONE WHO WAS SAYING, NO
YOU CAN’T EAT OUT AT RESTAURANTS
.
SHE WAS THE ONE WHO BROKE HER
OWN RULE, EATING OUT AT A
RESTAURANT WITHOUT A MAP.
SHE’S THE ONE PUSHING FOR
DEFUNDING THE POLICE. I WAS THINKING THAT WERE
I WAS THINKING THAT WERE
PROBABLY GOING TO SEE HER.
THE PEOPLE THAT WORK FOR THEM,
BUT NOT FOR THEM PRETTY.
>> IF THEY GOT AN AIR B&B IN KEY
WEST, THEY’RE GOING.
>> AGAIN COME OUT WHEN YOU BREAK
DOWN THE DYNAMIC OF THE PEOPLE
ON THESE BOARDS, I DON’T THINK
ANYONE THAT THEY’RE NOT COMING.
YOU JUST HAVE TO SHAKE YOUR HEAD
.
BY KIDS FOR EXAMPLE, WHERE HE
SAID IS VERY SENSITIVE, HE IS
NOT AGGRESSIVE AND I LOVE HIM TO
DEATH AND I DON’T CARE WHICH WAY
HE GOES.
BUT HE’S GOT TO FIND THAT OUT ON
HIS OWN AND TOGETHER WE’LL FIND
IT OUTRIGHT WHEN MY DAUGHTERS
WHEN SHE’S WITH ME, SHE’S TOMBOY
BERTSCHI CUSSES LIKE A SAILOR
AND WHEN SHE’S WITH HER MOM, SHE
WEARS HER DRESSES AND MAKEUPS
AND BEHAVES LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN
BEING.
IF SOMEONE DECIDED TO TELL ME
BECAUSE WHEN THEY SEE HER WITH
ME AS A POSTER THAT WHEN THEY
SEE THERE WITH HER MOM SHE NEEDS
TO WORK ON TRANSITIONING TO BE A
LITTLE BOY, I’D BE LIKE SHUT THE
[BLEEP] UP.
A LOT OF MY WRESTLING EVERYBODY
IS GAY SOMETIMES.
>> VERY GAY.
>> SOME OF MY FRIENDS, THEY
DIDN’T FIGURE OUT THEY WERE
UNTIL THEY WERE IN THEIR 30s
WHEN THEY HAD THERE AWAKENING OR
UNDERSTANDING OR WHATEVER.
AT ONE POINT YOU COULDN’T
IMAGINE SOMEONE TELLING THEM WHO
THEY NEED TO BE DURING THEIR
JOURNEY TO BECOME WHO THEY ARE
AND I THINK WE NEED TO THINK
ABOUT THAT PART SOMETIMES THE
ANSWER IS NOT ONLY AS A CHILD,
IT’S NOT EVEN SOMETIMES AS A
TEENAGER.
I HAVE A FRIEND MARRIED WITH
THREE KIDS AND HUBBY IN THEN
WOKE UP ONE MORNING IT WAS LIKE
I AM GAY.
AT WHAT I’VE BEEN DOING THE LAST
20 YEARS.
YOU NEED TO ALLOW THAT AND NOT
PEOPLE AND EXPERTS NOTHING
TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO IS TRAGIC
AND DURABLE PIT.
>> IT’S WEIRD, IT’S A WEIRD
THING WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO
BBN FROM GOING?
IT WOULD BE A RELIEF IF SOMEBODY
SAYS YOU CAN’T COME TO ANYMORE I
DON’T HOW.
>> I’M TRYING TO THINK.
>> STAR WARS CONVENTION SPREAD.
>> , CON IS ACTUALLY, IT NEVER
GETS EASIER TO BE A GROWN ADULT
MAN IN A BATMAN COSTUME.
IT NEVER GETS EASIER BRIT ALSO,
IT’S NOT LIKE THEY ARE ATTRACTED
.
>> THERE IS NOT AN ATTRACTIVE
PERSON AT, CONCRETE.
>> KNOW BECAUSE THEN THEY WOULD
BE ELSEWHERE.
LOOK, THERE IS NO RED-BLOODED MAN THAT IS GOING TO RESIST GUYS
MAN THAT IS GOING TO RESIST GUYS
IN TEXAS AND FLORIDA ARE WAY
HOTTER THAN GUYS IN CALIFORNIA.
>> RATE, I THINK TEXAS AND
FLORIDA IS REALLY HAPPY THAT WE
HAVE ENOUGH CALIFORNIANS HERE.
>> ED LIKE TO BE BANNED FROM ALL
BABY SHOWERS.
I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO OFFER IN THAT
SITUATION.
GIG SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL
CONVERSATIONS.
IN HEAT WHEN PEOPLE START
TALKING WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING
PRETTY GOOD GUY THOUGHT YOU
MEANT TALKING ABOUT CARS.
>> OR ANY TIMELY CROSSES ON THE
TV I DIE SO I CAN’T BE AROUND
TOO.
I WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH THAT.
>> INTERESTING.
I WOULD LIKE TO BBN FROM
WASHINGTON, DC.
GIG I’M WITH YOU.
GIG I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS GOT
YOUR INVITATION TO THE
CORRESPONDENTS DINNER BRITT DID
YOU GET IT?
>> HAD PRETTY.
>> I NO IMMEDIATELY BRIGHT I’M
GOING TO GO.
YOU ARE GOING TO GO?
I’M GOING TO GO.
AFTER GO AS A GROUP.
CONSERVATIVE SORT OF PRESENCE
FELT AND THEN BAND TOGETHER
BRITT GADGETS WANT TO LOOK
REALLY PRETTY.
YOU’RE GOING TO HATED, YOUR TWO
I’M TELLING HIM.
>> LOVE THAT.
>> I CAN PRETEND TO BE WHO.
>> NOT AS GOOD-LOOKING, BUT WE
CAN WORK ON THAT.
GIG YALTA SLOUCH.