- I love products like this. They're so dumb.
- Do people really think tampons are this huge?!
- If you go to a party with this, this is all you're ever gonna be
is big cup guy.
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- "This bag lets you take pizza anywhere."
I already have a bag that can take pizza anywhere.
It's my mouth. - It's just ziplock, but cut.
- That's stupid. Carry a ziplock bag.
- But who's carrying around a pizza as a purse?
- "The Pizza Pocket To Go keeps pizza fresh and safe."
And you can wear it as a necklace? (chuckles)
- This is absurd. - I love products like this.
They're so dumb, but they're great. (chuckles)
- Look at her. Stun. And if she's hungry,
she's got a snack.
- Nice. "Waiting in line."
To probably get more pizza.
- When's not a time for pizza?
Yeah, first, just throw 'em in the back,
just hang it over. - Every time I see these
product sort of videos though, they have to just be either fake
or they're meant to be a joke. - This looks like it's a product
made for a college marketing class, where they're like, "We have
20 minutes to pick something to make an ad for."
- (FBE) So, recently, we stumbled upon a certain article online
depicting various products that are apparently intended
for college students like yourself. - Mmm, that's a good target base.
- I'm sold. If it's for college students,
I totally get it. - (FBE) So today, we'll be
showing you some of the items from that list.
And we're gonna have you test them out,
and you're gonna decide if that particular product
should be a thing or if it should not be a thing.
- Okay. All right. - (FBE) We're also gonna be
giving away some of the items in this episode to members
of our SuperFam, so if you want to enter
to win some of these products, join the SuperFam by going over
to react and hitting that Join button. - Yeah, join that SuperFam.
You get free cute stuff. - (FBE) So, our first product
is the portable pizza pouch. - (whispers) Wow.
- And here it is by Stupid Idiotic.
I'm glad-- you know, respect. I like that they acknowledge
what most people probably think of this product.
- I just feel like it's gonna get so gross.
It's like a laminated pouch. (laughs)
Oh my god. I feel like it's gonna squish sauce
and grease everywhere if I try to ziplock it.
- I also can imagine if you have an especially greasy pizza,
you're gonna see all of the grease collect right here,
and you're gonna have to carry it around your neck,
and people are gonna know you're a greasy little monster.
- The pizza's kinda girthy, though, so I don't know how she gonna close.
- You can't close this, 'cause it's too fat at the top.
This only applies to thin crust pizzas.
- Bro, rockin' to the club, you know how many girls
you would get? What's up? I'm in the club.
Got my pizza. You want a bite? Okay. Boom. Boom.
I'll save it for later. - (FBE) What do you think?
Should this be a thing or should it not be a thing?
- This definitely should be a thing. - Honestly, I feel like this
should be a thing. Why not? - It's a thing.
- I'm gonna say no to this one. - No.
- If they catered to all pizzas' shapes and sizes, yes.
- I do not think this should be a thing, because I don't know
how you wash it. (laughs) - I think it should be a thing
if people are willing to pay money for it.
I wouldn't pay money for it,
but some people really like pizza, man.
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- "It's a slip for your beer pong cup."
- "It protects your beer from getting dirty from the balls."
Maybe don't make that your slogan. - I don't drink at all,
so this would not apply. But I guess if I play
apple cider pong, you know, I could see the use.
- (gags) Oh my god. That's disgusting!
- I mean, so many cups, though, right? It's basically not--
why wouldn't you just take another cup?
- But the whole college experience is doing disgusting things
that are really unsanitary for the fun, because you're drunk.
- I kinda like that. There's nothing worse
than chugging down a beer and being like,
"Who's [censored] hair is this?" - (FBE) So, you ready
to try this product? - Yes.
- (gasps) Thank you for having not be an alcoholic.
This is disgusting! - All right. Moment of truth.
- (FBE) Ohhh. - It doesn't work.
- Here's my only issue with this is like...
See what I'm saying? It might come out.
The beauty of having the liquid at the bottom is that splash,
it's staying in the cup. This might, you know,
at the right angle-- at the right angle,
it might hit and come out. - This is great.
Look at this. Do you want this--
do you want this inside your beer? No.
- I do kind of like this, though.
For beer pong, this is the perfect amount of beer
to put in your cup. This is great,
so that way you don't dirty up your drink.
It's a little less adventurous, but I think this is a good way
to not spread diseases. - (FBE) So, what do you think
about this product? Should it be a thing
or should it not be a thing? - I think it should be a thing.
- I think it should. - Yes.
- Yeah, it should exist. Why not? - Yeah, no. I don't think so.
- This is genius. If anyone were to play beer pong,
this is like a necessity. - I think this should be a thing.
I like this a lot. I feel like this gives me
peace of mind that I'm not gonna leave a party and get sick immediately
the next day. - I think it's interesting.
It's a way to play the game. I also can't imagine
starting a beer pong game and being like, "Hold on.
Wait a second. I have to get my other cups."
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- What? (gasps) Mini Sriracha?
- No! No! I need that. I really do need that.
- Portable hot sauce. My girlfriend would love it.
- Okay, this is actually great. I don't wanna shade Eric,
but he never has hot sauce at his place,
so I think I need to start carrying it with me.
- This is like you're like a Sriracha addict.
- This is beneficial, and it doesn't have to be
just Sriracha. You can put any kind
of hot sauce you want. - When you got your pizza hangin',
and then you got your hot sauce on the side, and you just, like,
boom, whip out the pizza with one hand,
you got the [censored] hot sauce on the other hand, ba-boom,
cha-boom, slip it back in, and you're [censored] good to go.
- Aww, it's the Sriracha bottle and then the baby Sriracha bottle.
- If I had the pizza pouch, I could hook it to the strap
of the pizza pouch, and then it's a two for one deal.
- Let's see.
Wow! I kind of love this. - Look at that.
It fills right up with a skirt. I mean, you'll probably
go through it quicker, but it's good for carrying purposes,
'cause not all places carry what you want.
You can do it with any sauce if you truly wanted to.
- I could use myself using this, just like, "Hey"--
You could even have multiple bottles. So, like, one for Sriracha
and one for, like, A1 sauce.
- (FBE) What do you think? After further evaluation,
should this or should this not be a thing?
- Yeah, I'm with this. This should be a thing.
- Heck yeah. - This should be a thing.
- This should be a thing. - 100%.
- Yeah. - Yes, a cute little family.
- I think this should be a thing at hotels, where, you know,
they have tiny bottles of shampoo? They should also have tiny bottles
of Sriracha sauce that you can steal. - (FBE) So, this next product
hits a very specific demographic, where these people like to start off
their day with a little bit of lift... - Mm-hmm.
- ...if you catch my drift. - (snickers)
- Ooh. - This is for drugs.
Oh my god. Oh yeah, this is college in a nutshell.
- See, I don't smoke or drink coffee, so this is definitely not for me.
- (FBE) So, what you have in front of you
is the Sip Puff Pass Mug made for the green conscious friend
in your life. - I love this so much!
Are you [censored] serious? This is like my favorite combo.
I love coffee, and then I love a little, you know, green.
So, the combination is-- it's my favorite.
- So, you got your coffee in here. You got your little marijuana
right here or whatever. Boom. I mean, I don't smoke weed,
but I could see how this could be good.
- This is cute. This seems kind of like
a multi-use sort of thing. You have your coffee in the morning,
and then you could toke up a little. - (FBE) Should this be a thing
or should it not be a thing? - I think it should.
Too many people would buy this. - I think so, yeah.
- Yeah, sure. I guess it should be one.
- This is perfect. - 100%.
- I think it should be a thing. If you're that type of person,
two in one. Convenience. - I think it should 100% be a thing.
- I think it should be a thing. I could definitely seeing this
being a thing, like, you show up to a frat boy's room,
and he just has this sitting there proudly of like,
"Do you wanna come to my room? Do you wanna see my mug bong thing?"
- What is this? I came to party, baby.
- Is this just a big solo red cup, but (taps) made out of glass?
Oh my god. (tapping) This is pretty excessive,
not gonna lie. - You just (sips).
I'm just drinking my beer, you guys. (laughs) The fact that it's this big
and it's glass, you're gonna give this to a drunk person?!
And they're gonna get even more drunk on this?
I don't think that's a very good idea.
- (FBE) So, this is the BigMouth Inc.
gigantic red party cup. It holds up to one full six pack
of your favorite soda pop... - Ah. (chuckles)
- (FBE) ...or other type of beverage. - Nobody needs that much liquid
that isn't water. (laughs) - If you go to a party with this,
this is all you're ever gonna be is big cup guy.
- (FBE) So, what do you think? Should this be a thing
or should it not be a thing? - I don't think this
should be a thing. - Frat bros can have this.
I personally won't. - No, I'm out on this one.
- I think this should be a thing. I would take this out at parties.
It'd be pretty fun, actually. - This should definitely be a thing.
I feel like it would save a lot of plastic.
- Yeah, no. I don't think this should be a thing.
This, to me, is like you're trying too hard.
- It's cute. It's a good accessory for the house,
I mean, if you wanna pot a cute plant in it.
- No! People are gonna die. This isn't gonna be alcohol poisoning.
This is gonna be alcohol death immediately.
- (FBE) So, you don't drink, smoke, or any of that,
but do you use tampons? - I-- um, no.
What-- what-- oh. I'm so confu-- so, what?
Is the idea you'd go to the restroom and take this out and drink?
- Ah, yes. Had some of these taken away form me at EDC. (laughs)
- Oh my gosh! I love this product!
This would've saved my [censored] so many times, trying to sneak
some [censored] in to places. - It's very, very well thought out.
If I were to go through someone's bag and I saw this, I'd be like,
"All right, it's a tampon." - Is this the actual size of a tampon?
If I was a security guard, I don't even know
what the [censored] size tampons are. I'm like, "Yo, this is big."
- Oh my god! Do people really think tampons are this huge?!
It may trick the male population or people who don't use
period products, but no woman is going to be like, "Oh my god.
Is that a tampon? Can I borrow one,"
because she's gonna be like, "Bro, why is it so huge?
That's a long-ass tampon." (chuckles) - I'm under the impression
that when security guards open your purse to look inside,
they get a little embarrassed if they see sanitary products,
so they would just kind of close it and then let you move on.
So, I think this is a good idea. - (FBE) We're all dying to know.
Should this be a thing or should it not be a thing?
- Oh, this should be a thing. - Sure. Sure. Why not?
- I don't think it should be a thing. - Yeah, definitely.
- I think it should be a thing. BYOT, bring your own tampons.
- Sure. I like funny-sized flasks. - I think it should be a thing
just because it's very crafty, but, you know, people are catchin' on.
- I think tampon flasks and tampons should both be a thing.
I'm endorsing both. I feel like people have an image
of rebels in the '50s and '60s with their flask in their hip pocket,
and they're like, "Ah! The world!" Imagine that, but it's a tampon.
(chuckles) That's 2020, [censored]! - (FBE) So, this essential
college product is a beer can sleeve. This is marketed for tailgates,
parties, and a sober Sunday at the golf course.
This product helps you hide your beer can from prying eyes.
- (chuckles) I love that everyone's just like, "How do we hide the beer?"
- This is pretty realistic. I'm very impressed.
You got flavors, variety. - (FBE) So, the final verdict,
do you think it should be a thing or should not?
- Yeah, why not. - Yeah, I think it could be a thing.
- I think it's a good idea. - That should definitely be a thing.
- This is smart, yes. - I think it should be a thing.
- This is dangerous. So dangerous. But I love it.
- That should be a thing. We should not be encouraging
(laughs) you hiding your beer, but this is very smart if you do.
- (FBE) So finally, if you were to design
your own college novelty product, what would that be?
- Honestly, bring the rolly backpacks back
and make them look cute. Simple, sleek, beneficial,
has a cup holder somewhere. - It would have to be something
with coffee just because I feel like if you're just going, you're grinding,
it has to be something with coffee. If it's I'm hiding my coffee
in some sort of other nifty thing I can think of, sure.
- I think it's a piece of paper that you have to pay $100,000 for,
and then they'll laminate it, and it'll be like, "You graduated!
We'll have the governor sign it."
And then you maybe get jobs with it, maybe not.
- (FBE) Do you think that could actually work.
- Psht. Call me crazy.
- Thanks for watching this episode of College Kids React.
Shoutout to Cutykate Animations. - Do you think these products
should be a thing? Let us know down in the comments.
- Bye. - Hey, guys. I'm Jesse,
associate producer for FBE. Do you wanna win some of the products
we used in this episode? Head on over to the React Channel
and join our SuperFam for a chance to win,
plus a whole bunch of other cool perks. Bye, guys.