- One tit at a time.
Imagine if I just dropped the towel right at the end.
How to measure your dick.
Shall we do that next?
Three, two, one.
Oh, that's so cold!
Hello, everybody.
Welcome back to my channel.
So today is a very silly video to start off the new year.
And I'm gonna be weighing my boobs.
I'm gonna find out how much these bad boys weigh.
This is something that I've been curious about
for a very long time.
I've always wanted to know.
And so we're doing it, and we're doing it for a video,
so I have an excuse to actually finally get around
to weighing my boobs.
I have a theory that my boobs change weight during my cycle.
They at least feel like they do.
But whether that translates to like
actual weight mass change, I've no idea.
That however is an experiment for another day
because I'm currently pregnant.
So that is the disclaimer of like,
this is the weight of my pregnant boobs.
And then that also might change with breastfeeding boobs.
And then like back to having a regular
menstrual cycle boobs weight will be different.
My boobs have definitely gotten bigger during pregnancy.
There are some bras that do not fit anymore,
but that's just where we're at.
I have my lovely assistant Dan here.
Dah, dah, dah.
To protect my decency,
because that's what a good husband is for, aint that right?
- [Dan] Yes.
- Okay, so we have a few different methods
that we're gonna try.
I bought these like larger kitchen scales
specifically for this video.
And then I also have a baking tray to collect water in.
And then depending on my boob size,
we've got two saucepans.
Which do you think?
- [Dan] It'll probably be easier with the larger one.
- So that's all for the water displacement method,
which is gonna be the trickiest one,
but the most accurate, probably.
I have a wikiHow article ready to go.
I also am tempted just to see like how much they weigh
just by flopping them onto the scales
and seeing how that compares.
That will be less accurate.
And then the other way, which we're gonna start with,
is estimating my boob weight based on my bra size.
Now this is a new method to me.
We will see.
It's also on this wikiHow article and it's in US bra sizes,
which I don't really understand,
but we're gonna do it and then see what that converts to
in terms of boob weight.
So the first thing, lovely assistant, that I need you for
is to help me measure me tits.
(upbeat music)
We need to find out my band size, which is this bit,
and then my bust size, which goes around here.
Do I need to like, just be in my bra for this?
Okay, so can you read that?
I can't read that.
- Yeah.
That is when 28 and a half.
- Okay.
28.
Like, which one is it closer to?
We need a whole number.
- Oh no actually, probably yeah, 29.
We'll say 29. - 29.
Yeah, 29.
- 29, okay.
Right, so 29 is an odd number,
so we have to add five to it.
So 34.
So my back size is 34 in the us.
Then we measure the boobies, at the fullest point,
just over the nipple.
- You focus on where the band goes and I'll...
- Yeah, it's just over the nipple.
And then you just round it up to the nearest whole number.
Oh, it says it's best to do without a bra on,
but this is a bralette, so...
- Yeah, it shouldn't make too much difference.
36.
- 36?
- Oh, is it specifically round up?
- It says round up, yeah.
- 37 then.
- 37.
Okay.
So what did I say my back size was?
34.
And then the bust is 37.
So then subtract your band size from your bus size
to calculate your cup size.
So my difference is 34, 37.
So my difference is three inches.
I'm a C cup?
That's not true.
- I think the issue we currently have
is you're much wider here than you were previously.
- I'm not a C cup.
- The issue is like this is poking out almost immediately.
- Cause of my pregnant belly.
Okay.
Because even in US sizes that has gotta be wrong,
because in the UK I'm like a 30GG.
Well, let's just see what this...
Let's follow through.
Let's keep going down this rabbit hole.
34CC is approximately 0.9 pounds
or 0.41 kilogrammes per breast.
Okay.
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Right, so now it's time for the more risky measurements.
And my assistant is closing the blinds.
Our blinds are blue, so if I suddenly get really blue
and dark, that is why.
Right, so now we're gonna do the flopping breast
onto the thingy.
Right, ready?
What's the best way to do this, do you think?
Just like a flop.
One tit at a time.
(Hannah laughing)
Right, boob number one.
(Hannah laughing)
Did you hear that?
- [Dan] That is...
It's going quite a lot.
I think high like 142 grammes, I'm gonna say.
- The squatting is hard.
Okay.
So that's boob...
That's the right boob.
Ready?
- 135-ish or something.
But it's fluctuating so much, the measurement.
It's almost completely meaningless.
- Right, success.
Okay.
Now we need to do water.
So, the method is weight this.
This is eight...
So we need to write this down.
884.4 grammes.
So now yeah, fill that up.
Thank you, assistant.
It has to be like...
- [Dan] Brimming.
- Rimming.
- [Dan] I understand.
Brimming.
- Brimming.
Not rimming.
I think put it in here, and then what we can do
is we can top it up, yeah,
cause that needs to be topped up.
- [Dan] There you go, that's pretty much it.
- Okay.
Ready?
Get the towel out.
Tits about to go into a big sauce pan of water.
All right, I hope that it all...
Cause I'm nervous that some of it's gonna
spill out onto the table.
- [Dan] Go slowly and it shouldn't do.
- [Hannah] Okay.
Three, two, one.
Oh that's so cold!
- [Dan] Oh yeah, I should have used warm water, shouldn't I?
- [Hannah] Oh, God.
- [Dan] Come on.
Keep lowering, keep lowering, keep lowering, keep lowering.
- [Hannah] I think my whole tit's in.
- [Dan] No.
- [Hannah] No?
- [Dan] No.
You need to really straighten your...
Lean right forwards.
- [Hannah] I am leaning right forwards.
- [Dan] I don't think you're tall enough.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Get your shoulder to touch the rim of the bowl.
- [Hannah] Okay, there we go.
But some of it has spilled.
- [Dan] There we go, there we go.
- Can I have a towel please?
Thank you.
That was very cold.
So now we'll just remove...
That is a lot of water that got displaced just then.
- [Dan] I mean that's a tiny bit,
so we'll add a couple of grammes.
- Tiny bit there and a tiny bit there got missed the tray.
Science.
So, one three...
- [Dan] 1.35 kilos.
- All right, so write that down, cause we actually...
The wikiHow article has a-
- We need to convert it to boob density.
- Too boob density not water density.
We love me some wikiHow.
I wonder what else they've got on here?
How to measure your dick.
Shall we do that next?
- I mean, surely that's just a tape measure.
- Well no, weighing it.
You can also do this method for your head,
but just be careful about submerging your head
into a bowl of water.
- Yes, try not to drown.
- I love that it says, "Tip: this method is easiest
if you have relatively large or droopy breasts
but not a lot of abdominal fat.
To get an accurate result, you'll need to be able
to get the entire breast into the container
without dipping any...
Yeah, I did that.
Okay, so we are going to times it by 0.9.
Multiply the weight of the water by not 0.9,
since breast tissue and water have
slightly different densities.
- That's why it floats.
- Why tits float.
- Mm, cause they're less dense.
So 1.21.
- 1.21 kilos?
That's how much one of my boobs weighs?
- Mm-hmm.
(upbeat music)
- So let's see what the difference is.
So with the silly measurement,
the US bra size that thought I was a 34 C,
it is 0.41.
Is that meant to be kilos?
- That's per breast.
- Oh, per breast, not pound...
Oh no, pounds is lb.
- Yeah that's pounds per breast.
- Oh I see yeah.
So 0.41 kilos per breast for the measurement.
Then we got just 142 grammes and 135 grammes
for the flop of the tit on the scale method.
And then from our more accurate
but maybe not entirely accurate,
one of my boobs, my right boob specifically
weighs 1.21 kilos.
That's so much weight to be carrying around on my chest.
Two of those.
That's heavy.
Wow.
There we have it.
We should have guessed beforehand.
Too late now.
- I would've probably guessed about a kilo.
- Really?
Okay, I have no idea.
Fair enough.
Right, well, there we have it.
Have you ever weighed your boobs at home?
How much did they weigh?
Let us know.
Have you ever tried to weigh your head
or your foot or any other body part using this method?
Would love to know.
Do any of you have heavier boobs than me?
Probably.
What's that like?
Thanks for watching.
And I'll see you in my next video.
I'm gonna go put my clothes back on now.
Imagine if it just dropped the towel right at the end.
(upbeat music)