A LOCAL NEWS REPORTER IN LOS ANGELES CALLED A RADIO SHOW HOST
A PIG AFTER HE TALKED ABOUT HER UNDERWEAR ON HIS PROGRAM.
OR ACTUALLY, YOU WROTE ABOUT IT ONLINE AND THEN LATER
THREATENED TO TALK ABOUT IT ON HIS PROGRAM.
THE STORY IS ABOUT KASEY MONTOYA, SHE WORKS AT KTLA IN
LOS ANGELES, AND APPARENTLY AFTER SHE WORE A WHITE DRESS,
MATT ALLEN, WHO IS A RADIO HOST WITHOUT LAW SAID, "AM I THE
ONLY ONE AMAZED, AGHAST AND AGAPE BY THE BLACK THONG
CLEARLY VISIBLE BEHIND KASEY MONTOYA'S GORGEOUS WHITE LACE
ñ WHITE LACE STRESS ON THE KTLA CHANNEL 5 MORNING NEWS?
I WILL BE DISCUSSING THIS VISUAL PHENOMENON LATER TODAY."
YEAH, PROBABLY YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AGHAST AND AGAPE BY IT.
MOST PEOPLE WOULD HAVE JUST MOVED ON, I DON'T THINK ANYONE
WOULD BE AGHAST AND AGAPE.
CAN WE LOOK AT THE PICTURE ONE MORE TIME?
SHE IS SO MODESTLY DRESSED THAT IT IS OFFENSIVE TO ME.
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, NO I'M JUST KIDDING, WHERE
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
SHE'S SO MODESTLY DRESSED.
FIRST OF ALL, DON'T COMMENT ON WHAT SHE IS WEARING AND
MAKE IT SEEM LIKE SHE IS SOME SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN ON THE NEWS.
IT'S SO FRUSTRATING WHEN PEOPLE COMMENT ON STUFF LIKE THAT.
AND THERE'S NO WINNING.
GUYS HAVE IT EASY, WE ALL HAVE OUR UNIFORM.
IF YOU'RE A TV ANCHOR, YOU WEAR THE JACKET AND THE TIE AND
YOU'RE DONE.
BUT FOR WOMEN, HILLARY CLINTON WEARS PANTSUITS AND THEY
ARE LIKE, ALL THE PANTSUITS.
SHE WEARS THIS OUTFIT, OH THAT OUTFIT.
EVERY OUTFIT IS A CRIME OF SOME SORT.
EXCEPT IN THIS CASE, AS USUAL, IT'S NOT EVEN TRUE, BECAUSE
CONSERVATIVES LIVE IN A DIFFERENT REALITY.
HE MADE IT UP.
IS HE CONSERVATIVE?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE IS AGAPE THOUGH.
AND IT'S OUTLAW RADIO SO HE MUST BE REALLY COOL.
HERE'S WHAT SHE SAID TO HIM, "YOU ARE ACTUALLY A PIG AND
SPREADING FALSE INFO.
AS IF IT WAS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, IT'S NOT.
I WAS NOT WEARING A BLACK THONG TODAY.
IS THIS WHAT SINGLE MEN WHO LIVE IN THEIR MOTHERS BASEMENTS
DISCUSS ON THEIR PODCASTS THESE DAYS?
#LAME.
SOME ADVICE, FIND SOMETHING TRUTHFUL AND MEANINGFUL TO
TALK ABOUT AND LEAD ME OUT OF YOUR CONVERSATION."
HE RESPONDED BACK, "THIS WAS MEANT TO ñ TONGUE-IN-CHEEK,
KNOWING THAT YOUR ñ THAT YOU WERE NOT WEARING A BLACK THONG,
OR IF YOU WERE, WELL AWARE THAT IT WAS NOT CLEARLY VISIBLE - "
HE WRITES SO POSS ñ
HE WRITES SO POORLY THAT IT'S HARD TO READ IT OUT LOUD.
" WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION, MAY I OFFER YOU SOME ADVICE?
CHILL OUT, STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY AND ATTEMPTS
TO FESTOON UPON YOUR FACE A SENSE OF HUMOR.
CHEERS, MATT."
WHAT AN IDIOT.
I WANT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND LIKE, WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
A WOMAN AND TO CONSTANTLY HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WEAR AND
EVERYTHING YOU DO JUDGED.
I GET IT, WOMEN WEAR DIFFERENT THINGS.
IT'S NOT LIKE MEN WHO WEAR SUITS USUALLY WHEN THEY ARE DOING
A BROADCAST, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, YOU VERY RARELY HAVE
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT LIKE ñ OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.
THE EQUIVALENT OF WHAT THAT GUY DID TO HER.
LET'S SAY A MALE HOST, LIKE HAAS FOR INSTANCE, HE LOVES
SKINNY JEANS.
IF HE IS WEARING SKINNY JEANS, NO ONE IS GOING TO WATCH THE
SHOW AND SAY, OH MY GOD I COULD SEE THE OUTLINE OF HIS DICK!
NO ONE DOES THAT, WITH DUDE YOU WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT AND
NO ONE CARES.
WITH WOMEN IT'S, IT'S TOO TIGHT, YOUR ARMS ARE SHOWING, I CAN SEE
THE CURVATURE OF YOUR HIP AND THAT'S OFFENSIVE, YOU'RE JUST
LIKE GRANDMA.
OR YOUR ARMS ARE NOT SHOWING.
THIS, OR THAT.
THERE'S NO END TO IT.
IT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR, EVERY SEASON, WITHOUT FAIL.
WINTERTIME I WEAR SWEATERS BECAUSE IT'S COLD AND I GET
COMMENTS ABOUT HOW I LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA.
SUMMERTIME, I'M IN LA, IT'S OBVIOUSLY VERY HOT.
I WEAR STUFF LIKE THIS AND IT'S, COULD SHE COVER-UP AND THE
MORE MODEST WHEN SHE'S ON AIR?
NO, I'M GOING TO WEAR WHATEVER I WANT.
THE ONLY COMMENT I GET IS QUERIES WITH ñ
QUERIES AS TO WHERE ñ QUERIES AS TO WHETHER OR NOT I HAVE LEGS.
HE DOESN'T.
I'M JUST FLOATING, LIKE THIS.
BACK TO THIS MATT ON OUTLAW RADIO, OKAY.
HE CLAIMS HE WAS KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY YOU WEREN'T WHAT
ñ I WAS THE ONE WEARING A BLACK THONG.
BUT HOW WOULD THAT BE OBVIOUS TO ANYONE READING?
THEY DIDN'T WATCH THE SHOW.
SO WASN'T OBVIOUS, YOU GOT CAUGHT AND YOU TRIED TO
PLAY IT OFF AS A JOKE.
HE SAID, I'M AMUSED, AGHAST, AND AGAPE.
HE SAID ATTEMPT TO FESTOON UPON YOUR FACE A SENSE OF HUMOR.
WHAT?
PLEASE DON'T USE WORDS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE SOUNDS LIKE SARAH PALIN WHEN HE SAYS THAT HE HAD ADMIRATION
FOR YOUR ARTICULATION AND THE PRESENTATION OF CLIMATE
TYPE TOPICS.
AYE AYE AYE.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO GO AND MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE, MAKE
SURE YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN STUFF IN ORDER, AND WHEN YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT THE FESTIVITY ñ
THE FESTOON AND A GAPING OF ARTICULATION, YOU DON'T HAVE
YOUR STUFF IN ORDER, YOU ARE MAKING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE.
THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF TO TALK ABOUT WITHOUT INVENTING
NON-CONTROVERSIES, SO ALMOST LITERALLY IN THIS CASE, GET OFF
HER ASS ALREADY.