- Wait, Squilliam! I’ve got to explain! - Explain what?
That you, Squidward Tentacles, voted most likely to suck eggs in high school,
are trying to pass off a lousy burger stand as a 5-star…
[gulping]
restaurant.
Homina!
Hey Buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the Big Dufus Convention!
[laughing]
This is humiliating. I’m a fry cook, darn it!
You can take away my spatula!
But when you take away my dignity, that’s when I get mad!
[moaning]
Ahoy there, maties. Welcome to the Krabby O’Monday’s.
- It’s my birthday. - Can I start you off with…
Will you sing the Krabby Monday’s Birthday song to my special little man?
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
[gasping]
- Woo! - Whoa!
This is fantastic! The local hockey team is paying me to practice here.
Coming through!
- Hi, Patrick! - Hi, SpongeBob.
Here’s your Krabby Patty and lemonade, Mr. Krabs.
Thank you, Lad.
Wula la la la la la. Wow!
Okay, a little lower! Lower! That’s perfect!
Good morning, Sir. What’s with the new sign?
Oh, just making a few cosmetic changes.
Oh, you mean like when Squidward had that mole taken off his…
Eh. Well, ye yeah, a little bit like that.
[screaming]
Say! This Krabby Patty tastes even better than usual.
- What’s in it SpongeBob? - Well it’s the same ol' patty except,
now each one has a pinch of chum added.
A pinch of ch-ch-ch-chum?
Okay, mail call, boys. Let's see, who do we have?
Lefty.
Fats.
Fingers.
Einstein.
Stretch, Chuckles, Bingo, Blammy, Wheels, Boogie, Red, Trip, Winks, Skeeter, Stinky.
Thanks, SpongeBob!
Way to go, fellers!
But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home.
And with a few minor alterations…
the Krusty Krab was born.
[baby crying]
Yee haw!
[laughing]
Do you come here often?
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Would you like our house, Red. Or our house, Yellow?
[laughing]
Tada!
- Wow! What happened to the Krusty Krab? - Good morning!
The Krusty Towers is now open for business!
[squealing]
SpongeBob! Why is your bed in me office?
It was getting kinda crowded in the kitchen.
- [indiscernible] in here. - You can’t stay in here!
These are me private quarters, boy!
The only place I can escape for solitude during the day!
Squidward!
- You’re manning the drive thru. - When did we get a drive thru?
Welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take you…
Ow!
[horn blowing]
The horn still works.
I'll have a medium fries, a large Krabby Patty, and a medium drink.
Comin' right up, sir.
Hey Squidward! Look at this.
We’re charging 52 smackaroos for this little guy!
[laughing]
[sniffing]
Oh! What is that?!
[laughing]
I don’t know! Some kinda bean paste or somethin’!
Wrong, monsieur! It is ze Rare Fruit of ze Kazook Tree.
So it's supposed to smell like a rotten gym socks?
[chomping]
This tastes nice.
Ow! Curse is foiled again! Ow!
You turned the Krusty Krab into some kind of museum?
Okay, Captain Tightwad!
Dr. Negative, you can come out now.
[screaming]
[grunting]
[squealing]
Come with me, boyo.
Whoa! What is this place?
It's me secret lab where I experiment on food.
Oh, Mr. Krabs, this looks like madness.
It’s a perfect opportunity for Plankton to try and steal the Krabby Patty Formula!
- Isn’t that just the Krusty Krab? - No.
It’s a holographic projection of the Krusty Krab.
I want you two to watch all the entrances!
You mean the front door and the back door?
Those are just the ones on the surface!
There’s an entire network of tunnels and air ducts underground.
- And I want all eyes on the lookout! - Aye aye, Mr. Krabs!
Right.
[grunting]
[sighing]
Employee break room? I never knew this was here!
Oh.
[whistling]
You know, boy-o, at first I just thought you were being a lily-livered, spineless,
crybaby, scaredy-pants, invertebrate loser.
But this rooftop restaurant of yours really has me business booming!
Wish you could've talked Squidward into joining us up here.
Finally, this place has some class. I might actually enjoy working here now.
Holy Krabby Patties! A frozen cephalopod!
[screaming]
I'll be out of here in no time.
Greetings, primitive. Welcome to the future!
Future!