>> Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
NEVER BE IN DOUBT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW
MY FIRST GUEST FROM MOVIES SUCH AS "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN,"
"NIGHTCRAWLER," AND "STRONGER." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," JAKE GYLLENHAAL!
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HI.
>> HEY!
>> GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. >> Stephen: NOT EVERY GUEST
COMES ON WITH THEIR OWN CUP OF GUNK.
TO WHAT DO I OWE THE HONOR? IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
>> THIS IS WHAT YOU MAY THINK IT IS.
THIS IS SOURDOUGH STARTER. >> Stephen: YOU WERE ONE OF
THE FIRST GUESTS I SPOKE TO-- THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO TALK
ABOUT IT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO
BRING IT. >> THIS COMES WHEREVER YOU GO.
>> Stephen: REALLY? YOU JUST TAKE THE BATCH WITH
YOU? >> YEAH.
YOU WANT TO SMELL MINE. >> Stephen: OOOOH!
NICE AND VINEGARY THAT IS NICE. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: THAT SHOULD BE-- IF YOU EVER DO A COLOGNE.
EARLIER ON IN THE COVID THINGAMAJIG, IN APRIL 2020, SO
RIGHT IN THE BEGINNING OF IT, YOU WERE ONE OF MY FIRST GUESTS
OVER THE ZOOM. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE PLANNED
TO TALK ABOUT, ABOUT ALL WE TALKED ABOUT WAS TRYING TO MAKE
SOURDOUGH. AND I WANTED TO SHOW YOU JUST
HOW MUCH TIME WE WASTED DOING IT.
JIM. >> WHY ARE WE-- WHY ARE WE
WHISPERING? >> Stephen: I HAVE... I
HAVE... I HAVE SOURDOUGH RISING.
>> Stephen: IT'S RESTING. IT'S RESTING.
>> IS THAT SOMETHING-- SOMETHING SOUR DO YOU HAS --
>> Stephen: SHHH! I UNDERSTAND.
>> IS THAT SOMETHING SOURDOUGH HAS TO DO?
IT HAS TO REST. >> Stephen: THERE'S SOME FOAM
ON THE TOP. NOW WHAT DO I DO?
>> OKAY, HOLD ON. >> Stephen: I CAN'T EAT THAT.
WHAT DO I DO? >> YOU GO FROM THAT TO...
TO THIS, WHICH IS RESTING. IT'S NOT YET READY BUT ITS ON
ITS WAY. >> Stephen: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOTIVATES ANYONE TO WATCH TELEVISION
ANYMORE, SO IT IS POSSIBLE THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW IS EITHER
GETTING SUPER BOWL RATINGS, OR PEOPLE ARE SCRAM BLIPPING FOR
THE REMOTE RIGHT NOW TO CLICK OVER TO ANYTHING ELSE.
>> THERE'S A VERY PARTICULAR KIND OF AUDIENCE WHO IS
DEFINITELY INTO THIS. >> Stephen: WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO TEST THAT AGAIN TONIGHT. >> YES, WE ARE!
( APPLAUSE ).
AND THIS WAS-- THIS IS WHERE I I ENDED UP GETTING.
LOOK AT THAT BEAUTY RIGHT THERE. >> OH, WOW!
>> Stephen: OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, DARLING?
>> OH, WOW! >> Stephen: WAIT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME FRIENDS. >> OH, WOW.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO?
>> Stephen: ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS?
>> YEAH. I'M STILL DOING-- THIS IS ALIVE.
IT GETS FED EVERY SINGLE DAY. >> Stephen: SO IT'S
THANKSGIVING, ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE BREAD FOR THANKSGIVING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THANKSGIVING?
DO YOU COOK? >> I DO COOK.
I'M GOING TO GO TO MY SISTER'S HOUSE, MY SISTER AND
BROTHER-IN-LAW'S HOUSE. >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
>> AND WE'RE GOING TO GO-- WE'RE GOING TO COOK.
>> Stephen: WHO DOES THE TURKEY.
>> I DO THE TURKEY. >> Stephen: ARE YOU GOING TO
STUFF THE TURKEY. BECAUSE DANIEL CRAIG, I HAD HIM
ON THE OTHER NIGHT, AND HE THINKS STUFFING THE TURKEY IS
TRULY A BIZARRE ACT. >> WELL, I'M GOING TO SPATCHCOCK
MY TURKEY, DANIEL. >> Stephen: I'M SORRY,s
WHAT? THIS IS CBS.
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SAY "SPATCHCOCK."
>> OH, YES YOU CAN. I'M GOING TO SPATCHCOCK MY
TURKEY. >> Stephen: ARE YOU GOING TO
GRILL IT? >> WE HAVE-- MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
HAS A BEAUTIFUL WOOD BURNING OVEN.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- >> Stephen: YOU KNOW BENJAMIN
FRANKLIN? >> YES, OH, RIGHT.
>> Stephen: HIS STOVE. >> YEAH, SURE, JUST LIKE
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU
CONTROL? IT MUST BE HARD TO FIND THE
RIGHT TEMPERATURE THERE? >> NO, I MEAN, IT'S JUST HOT.
IT'S HOT, HOTTER, AND VERY HOT, DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR IT.
IT'S SORT OF THAT, IT'S SORT OF COOLER TOWARDS THE INSTANCE AND
HOTTER TOWARDS THE BACKSIDE, YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I HEAR.
( APPLAUSE )
SPATCHCOCK IT! >> YUP.
>> Stephen: STUFF THAT SPATCHCOCK!
>> FIRST I'M GOING TO BUTTERMILK BRINE IT.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING TO BUTTERMILK BRINE IT.
SALT, BUTTERMILK, 24 HOURS. YOU HAVE TO SCRAPE IT ALL OFF OR
ELSE IT'S NOT GOING TO BROWN. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK I HAVEN'T SPATCHCOCKED A BUTTER
MICK BRINE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING
TO. I HEARD ABOUT THIS WOOD-FIRED
OVEN, ACTUALLY. MY PRODUCER TOLD ME.
I GOT YOU THIS. IT'S A PRECISION INFRARED
THERMOMETER BECAUSE IT CAN TELL YOU THE HEAT OF YOUR OVEN.
AND I WANT YOU TO USE THIS AND TELL ME HOW IT WORKS OUT.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT. >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I DO--
>> THIS IS SO GENEROUS. >> Stephen: I GIVE AND I GIVE.
>> I WANT TO SAY I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO SAY IT?
>> I AM VERY GRATEFUL FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: IT'S HOLLYWOOD. I WANT TO SAY I'M A HUGE FAN.
>> I AM A HUGE FAN. BUT THIS IS-- THIS IS A RARE
GIFT. AND I REALLY WANT TO SAY THANK
YOU FOR IT. BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW HOW HOT
THAT STOVE IS. AND YOU'RE GOING-- I'M GOING TO
THINK ABOUT YOU WHEN I THINK ABOUT POINTING IT AT THE BACK.
( LAUGHTER ).
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