[alarm sounding]
Oh!
[laughing]
Drats!
Oh!
But sir, we need to get back to Bikini Bottom.
Oh, well.
Where is this, SpongeBob?
Rock Bottom.
It sure is weird around here.
Kinda different, even the soil looks different.
Do you... mind... putting me down?
Uh!
Bob, I don't like it here. It's dark and scary.
I don't wanna be here. I wanna go home.
Go on SpongeBob, ring the bell.
Ring for the king, huh?
Welcome to Atlantis.
I've been expecting you.
Ooh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh!
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am the Lord Royal Highness, but my friends call me LRH.
My friends call me, SpongeBob.
I'm here to see the oldest bubble.
Yes, of course.
What a ripoff! This street ain't gold!
Oh, if it's gold you want, you'll find it in our vault.
Ah, the sea... so fascinating, so wonderful.
Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life.
Home of one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants.
Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly.
Oh!
[grunting]
Welcome to Dullsville, a charmingly bor--
Snap your trap, boyo. You'll blow our cover.
A new life in a new town!
[laughing]
All aboard!
Will this bus take you somewhere when you've got nowhere else to go?
Ah, sure does. We make stops in Quittersville,
Failuretown, and Loserburg.
- Hello. - Yes, can I help you?
I'm here about the happiness.
I'll be moving in now.
Are you alone?
No, I mean, yes!
There's nobody with me. Yes, peace and quiet.
Are you now or have you ever been a sponge?
- No. - What about a--?
No! No starfish, just a regular, normal, peace loving--
[laughing]
Heaven, at last. Uh!
Woo, I live in a dump!
Woah!
Hey, watch where you're stepping!
- Sorry, sir, I was just-- - I know what you was doing.
You was doing the old "bump into the sucker
and reach into his pockets and take his change" routine!
Well, it ain't gonna work this time! You want money?
Get a job, you deadbeat!
I'm a jobless deadbeat?
What a sad existence I don't remember I lead.
[laughing]
[mumbling]
[laughing]
[hissing]
Look who came to dinner.
Guess he didn't like nachos.
[sighing]
Now live from Encino, California.
Get ready for a warm embrace from our party host, Patchy the Pirate!
Hey, get off my lawn!
Party?
There ain't no party here! Go away!
Bawk, come on in!
Hush, Potty, can't you see I'm trying to keep out the riffraff?
Riffraff? That's our television audience, barnacle breath!
Oh, haha, of course it is! I was just fooling!
Haha, welcome!
Ah! Say, ya didn't bring SpongeBob with ya, did ya'?
Gee, I sure hope he got his invitation.