- Hold up.
- We love white people.
- I know you ain't talking.
Let's go ahead and set this thing clear.
(beep) your ass got fired.
What the (beep) are you doing here?
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- Okay, all right, okay, okay.
You think I got fired but that ain't legit
like Royce's barber I said I quit.
- Well, he said he quit, that sound kinda funny.
The (beep) back, I guess he needed more money.
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
- Okay, one more, one more, one more, one more.
(crowd cheering)
(rap music)
- Your word is translucent.
- What the (beep) is that?
Okay, alright.
♪ Season 10 I'm back but y'all knew this ♪
♪ I'm not a rapper I don't know why I do this ♪
♪ I hate this game I think this (beep) stupid ♪
♪ 'Cause I say transparent never heard of translucent ♪
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
♪ It's the cannon in the guns, got a whole artillery ♪
♪ Everybody know they be feeling me ♪
♪ And shout out to Jess Hilarious ♪
♪ And her brand new edges ♪
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
- I want Peter guns.
- Papa Gat
- Can I cut the beat Cannon?
- Cut the beat.
(crowd cheers)
- Here we go (beep).
(crowd cheers)
You got two guns.
You still couldn't blast me.
Trashy assy Mcnasty.
When I eat cheese I'm real gassy (beep).
That (beep) get nasty.
Can you smell it?
- Smell it. (crowd laughs)
- Uhhhh, oh yeah. (bell dings)
I (beep) with that.
- Hold Up mother suckers.
Jess you still look like donkey from Shrek.
Now that you got a new hairstyle and new booty.
Wild 'n Out be doing real good with them checks.
- Your next hashtag is things ratchet women say.
- Usually I don't do this
but there's something
about you, winning (bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
♪ Backseat of ride go, go ♪
♪ The backseat of my ride ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride I ain't got no pot to piss in ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride we know don't mention ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride all these girls kissin ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride, you don't know what you're missing ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride, yes I do too ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride scooby dooby doo ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride (beep) ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride ♪
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- Come on, come on.
(crowd cheers)
Oh this don't feel right babe, could you move right here?
Yeah, 'cause you ain't no side chick.
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- Okay, let's give the people what they came for.
Give me Deray Davis here.
I need you here Deray.
(crowd cheers)
Give me DC Young Fly.
(crowd cheers)
Well let's roast.
- DC if you don't get your hookah pipe body
shaped ass outta here (blows out).
The (beep) up outta here.
- Boy your ass look like every girl
when they take they lace front off girl.
(crowd cheers)
Look what it did to me
(crowd laughs)
- If you don't get you're Timberland
with the tree chopped off shoes wearing ass outta here.
- That's pretty funny.
- DC You got a tattoo of a fat you on your back ass (beep).
- How the hell you light skinned with a Mexican beard?
Ugly ass.
(crowd laughs)
(beep) got the lego chin ugly ass.
(crowd laughs)
- In see it in the face.
- You
- He's doing faces, he's doing faces.
- Are out.
- [Crowd] Got Damned. (bell dings)
- You hood rat fur wearing ass mother (beep).
Y'all don't even belong here, get your...
(bell dings)
(horn honking)
- The topic is Drake. ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Y'all know I love Drake as you can see ♪
♪ Just go on IG he just followed me ♪
♪ He just followed you is that what I seein' ♪
♪ Shoot your shot and slide in his DMs ♪
♪ Boy slide in his DMs I already did ♪
♪ I sent a video and he posted it ♪
♪ He reposted it, damn that was quick ♪
♪ If he hit you back you going let him hit ♪
♪ Might let him hit that won't be the end ♪
♪ I bout to make Drake my boyfriend ♪
(crowd cheers)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ The backseat of my ride ♪
♪ Me and B is back ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride ♪
♪ Cause these (beep) is wack ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride ♪
♪ We two black queens ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride ♪
♪ We doin boss things ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride ♪
♪ I made a millie boo ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride ♪
♪ I made a millie too ♪
♪ Backseat of my ride yo yo ♪
♪ The backseat of my ride ♪
- All right your next hashtag is things thirsty people say.
(crowd cheers)
- Get them Jacob.
- Okay, I'll do anything.
I'll listen to Nick's album.
Just give me some water.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Give me Jacob, Jacob I need you here.
Jacob I want you here.
(crowd cheers)
New school, give me Amber.
Amber I want you here, I want you here.
(crowd cheers)
Jacob, you ready?
- Yeah.
- Amber, you're ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Well let's roast.
- If you don't get your god damn
you look like the dominatrix I wanna hire to punish me.
(crowd laughs)
- Jacob, you're the reason that girls can't get
in the Uber after nine o'clock.
- If you don't get your god damn
used to be a Wild 'n Out girl that didn't say any jokes
and now that you're a cast member, I see why.
(crowd laughs)
- Jacob, your like a cigarette after you put it out
with your smoosh body.
- That's funny, that's funny.
- If you don't get your god damn,
I'm really nervous to talk to you
'cause I've had a crush on you since season seven.
(crowd laughs)
- Well Jacob, if this was squid games you'd die first.
But it doesn't matter 'cause your careers already dead.
(crowd cheers)
- Oh, yeah well if you don't get your god damn,
your insults don't hurt me
'cause I'm just excited to be talking to you right now.
(crowd laughs)
(whistle blows)
- You need to let him take you out.
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- DJ D-Wrek who won?
- I gotta give that to the old school.
Make some noise for the old school y'all.
- Give me Justina.
(crowd cheers)
Give me Kandie.
(crowd cheers)
On my count, one, two, three.
- Girl if you don't get your,
you look like Jim Carrey and Eminem,
all in one head ass up outta here.
- Girl if you don't your lap dog be smellin
like a back of the public restroom ass up outta here.
- If you don't get your I want a number one with a frosty
extra large head ass up outta here.
- Girl if you don't get your,
I don't know why my name is Kandie
'cause don't no one want
to taste ass on up outta here.
(whistle blows)
- I need for you to listen to each other's jokes, okay?
(crowd laughs)
You out.
(bell dings)
(crowd applauding)
- New Jersey turn up.
- [All] Turn up for what?
- Cause Dave Chappelle was so busy
that he let Uncle Darnell off the leash today.
(crowd cheers)
(upbeat music)
(bell dings)
- That's the closer, that's the closer.
(bell dings) (crowd cheers)
- Wild 'n Out platinum squad, y'all up first.
(crowd cheers)
(girl laughs)
- I just slid in your DM.
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
(girl laughs) (crowd applauds)
(crowd cheers)
- [Crowd] Hit it cole.
- That's crazy, that's da baby, right?
That's crazy, I'm big baby (laughs).
Now let's go make a baby.
(crowd laughs) (buzzer sounds)
- All right.
(crowd beat boxes)
(crowd cheers)
- Glad to see the cut on your cheek healed finally.
(crowd laughs)
- Now I found this the other day.
This right here is your street cred.
I'm curious when you lost it.
(crowd gasps)
- Was it when you sang a song with NSYNC
or sang a song with the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee?
(crowd laughs)
(crowd applauds)
- You don't understand what General Mill's
checks look like, do you?
- No I don't.
- I know you don't, I know you don't.
- I'm sponsored by Old Navy.
- No, no, no, you're sponsored by the navy.
(crowd laughs)
- All right, he did a pretty good. (crowd applauds)
- Your topic is sleeping
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Sleeping I love it I think it is great ♪
♪ Us bears we love to hibernate ♪
♪ Bears like to hibernate that's what it seems ♪
♪ Last night I had about seven wet dreams ♪
♪ Seven wet dreams god your creep ♪
♪ Do me a favor and go back to sleep ♪
♪ Go back to sleep, I can do that ♪
♪ All I gotta do is play Eminem's wack ass diss track ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ (bell dings) ♪
- The topic is rappers.
(rap music)
Now you wild out
♪ I'm Waka Flocka ♪
♪ Waka Flocka Waka Flocka, now you wild out ♪
♪ My chain hang low, my chain hang low, now you wild out ♪
♪ I'm block boy jay, I'm block boy jay ♪
♪ I'm block boy jay, now you wild out ♪
♪ I'm avoiding my son, I'm avoiding my son ♪
♪ I'm avoiding my son, now you wild out ♪
- Oh you. (bell dings)
- Your battle is Kanye versus Jesus versus white Jesus.
(crowd gasps) (man laughs)
♪ You're gonna need a priest Revelation ♪
♪ Go ahead and feed the beast ♪
♪ You try to cross me I leave his body holy ♪
♪ when I pull out that Jesus peace ♪
(crowd cheers)
♪ Said your heart full a apathy ♪
♪ I don't care who your pastor be ♪
♪ You take my name in vain ♪
♪ And you're going to get a blast from me ♪
(crowd cheers)
- Bitch!
(crowd cheers)
Now I know you got millions
and millions and millions of servants,
but I got Kim K pregnant.
You still a virgin.
(crowd cheers)
And guess what?
I got a picture of your mom's,
the Virgin Mary, on a candle on my nightstand.
- Right, okay.
- And we all know Jesus Christ ain't no white man.
(crowd cheers)
- I said you better be believing that acapella.
I don't even need the track
and you said Jesus wasn't white.
Well I 100% agree with that.
(crowd cheers)
- And your winner is, white Jesus.
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- And the winner is Justin Bieber.
(crowd cheers)
- Here's good, here is good, here's good.
Wow, I don't know what to say.
I can't believe I Justin Bieber,
am accepting the NAACP Award.
(crowd laughs)
I mean I've earned it, right?
I've worked really hard
to become the blackest dude from Canada ever.
(crowd laughs)
I just wanna give a shout out to God of course,
my crew and my Calvins and of course my rock.
The person who holds me down every night
when I go to bed, Usher
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- Nick what's up my (beep),
you behind all these white folks,
I thought this was a black show.
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
DC's so mad boy take a vacation.
This is season 15, gentrification.
- There it is.
- Hold up, hold on, hold up, hold up.
- We love white people.
- I know you ain't talking.
Let's go ahead and set this thing clear.
(beep) Your ass got fired.
What the (beep) are you doing here?
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
- Okay, all right okay okay,
you think I got fired, but that ain't legit,
like Royce's barber I said I quit.
- Well ha, ha, he said he quit, that sound kind funny.
The (beep) back I guess he needed more money.
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
- Okay, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Okay, all right, you say.
- Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
- No, no, no, you say I need money.
Maybe that's true
but at least I didn't do "How High 2."
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
- Ding, ding.
- Why you talking about my white brother getting fired?
Yeah, it's something we could tell
he got fired from Wild 'n Out,
but ain't as bad as getting fired from TRL.
(crowd laughs)
- Wait a minute! (beep) wait a minute!
- Wait a minute.
- Dis (beep) right here finna hurt.
Sorry white boy, they got rid of his ass first.
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- They both got fired, they both got fired.
(crowd cheers)
- DJ D-Wrek make some sense out of this.
- DC you killed it, but I'm going with the old school.
Make some noise for the old school y'all.
(crowd cheers)