(insects buzzing)
(foreboding music) (wood creaking)
(food crunching)
(woman screaming) (viewers gasping)
- Oh my God, I feel like I'd absolutely die first
in a scary movie.
- No, same.
I have like zero survival skills.
- Well, I know, it's like I can't drive,
I can't ride a bike, I can't give directions, like.
- Bebe, those aren't survival skills.
Those are just life skills.
- Okay, that sucks.
- Yeah.
(lively tense music)
(electricity crackling)
Oh, this is the part where the hot girl survives
because she's like, don't worry, everybody.
My dad taught me all about cars.
- I know.
- Like, my dad's in alcohol distribution, so-
- Okay, well, that guy survived the Titanic
from being wasted.
- Uh, stunning.
- Okay?
- Actually, do you have any vodka?
- Yeah. - Yeah, thirsty, parched.
Parched, parched. - All right.
(doorbell ringing) (ominous music)
- Are you expecting anybody?
- It's like midnight.
(doorbell ringing)
- Okay, I hate that.
(phone ringing)
I hate that.
- It's, it's okay.
What's good! - Put it on speaker.
- Yeah.
- [Distorted Voice] I'm going to kill you.
(both gasping)
- Wrong number.
(ominous music continues) (thunder crashing)
- Oh my god, oh my god, Jake, go get the camera.
- Yeah, okay, yeah, you come with me, bitch.
- Okay.
(wood creaking) (foreboding music)
(thunder crashing)
Oh my god.
- You have to go first, you have to-
- Why me, why me? - 'Cause you're bigger.
Just go. - Says you.
- [Speaker 1] Says fucking anyone, please.
- [Speaker 2] Just.
- No, I got this.
Listen, sir!
We just like can't today, okay?
So if you could just not, that would be awesome.
Thank you.
Oh my god. - Okay, so what I'm getting
is you felt good about that.
(wood banging) (both gasping)
(foreboding music intensifying)
(both screaming)
(ominous exciting music)
- What do we do, what do we do?
(man barking)
What are you doing?
- Barking like a dog.
- What the fuck kind of dog is that?
(thunder crashing) (Bebe screaming)
Get in the bathroom!
(Bebe whimpering)
- Okay, listen.
(somber minimal music)
I just wanna say
if we die tonight, (cries)
- I love you. - I never broke up with Evan.
- Wait, what?
- He's moving in next week.
I'm sorry, I wanted to tell you, but-
- Bebe, Bebe.
I'm the one that shit in your mom's Birkin in high school.
- No, okay, nope, I guess we're doing this.
Okay, okay, remember when you loaned me money for rent?
- Mm-hm. - I spent it
all on highlights.
I'm sorry but my roots were truly driving the summer.
And you did me a favor.
- Okay, okay, I told you I got arrested
for protesting, right? - Mm-hm.
- I was really caught giving a guy a handjob
outside of Ellen's Stardust Diner.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
You know your Gucci belt that I got you for your birthday?
My favorite belt?
- It was 20 bucks on Amazon. - I'm gonna be sick.
- I'm so sorry, I am so sorry.
Literally a horrible friend, horrible friend.
- I'm gay.
- Yeah, I, I already knew that.
- I know, I, I just couldn't think of another secret.
- Yeah.
I killed someone.
- I'm in love with your brother.
- What?
- Be, I wanted to tell- - You're fucking kidding me.
(phone ringing)
No- - Be, Be, it's him.
(Bebe sobbing)
Why won't you leave us alone?
- What's happening?
- Why?
- [Delivery Person] Your food's here.
- Uh? - Your order
from Killer Burgers.
Really wanted to make sure you got these.
They are killer.
- I forgot I ordered food.
- It's okay.
(door opening)
- Hey. - Hey.
- Your food's gonna be cold.
- Okay, you worked harder to get us this food
than I've ever worked on anything in my life.
- Yeah
- No worries.
I figured you guys are probably high or something.
- No.
- Have a great night.
- Bye. - Bye, thank you.
- Are you really in love with my brother?
- Are you really moving in with Evan?
- That's the secret you're curious about?
- Oh, I already have to shit.
- Just don't do it in my mom's bag.
- Why, are you gonna kill me?
(both laughing)
(ominous music) (thunder crashing)
(lively menacing music)
(lively menacing music continues)