- Look where we are.
- What is this? 2014?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause we're back in the closet.
- We're back in Dan's closet.
Because today I thought-
- You didn't need to specify that-
- We could.
- You really did not need to clarify.
- Whose do you think this is?
- This is Dan's closet. Okay.
- Who belongs to these clothes?
- Do you see this? What the (bleep) is this?
- What do you mean "what is this"?
What is this?
- I am a naughty puppy.
- You look like a gay bulldog.
I need someone to teach me how to behave.
- No, stop it.
- We're on the AmazingPhil channel today.
Not only dogs. What? No.
Once upon a time, I made a video
called "Viewers Roast my Outfits",
where I allowed you guys to post a picture of me
- [Dan] Unfiltered opinions.
- In any item of clothing.
- What do you really think of Phil's 5-year-old
trapped in 1994 core fashion.
- Hey, this is viewers roast Dan's outfits.
- Sorry, it's not about you.
- And you let me know what you thought about my fashion
in the form of a roast
and so many comments were, "you should do this with Dan"
because Danny boy has a-
- Because what, Phil?
- Interesting taste in fashion.
- What's wrong with my, someone just dug me up 20 years
after I was dead top.
- It looks a little bit like it's been found in a bush.
- Yours is just the gay farmer version of the same concept.
- Yeah, I guess.
And over the years I would say you've took
a bit of flack from our audience for our outfits.
(Dan laughing)
- I've made bold choices over the years
and I regret nothing.
- Yes.
- Currently. - Currently.
- In 10 minutes-
- I mean, we'll see what you guys have got to say.
- So Phil set out an open call for people
to pick any picture of me wearing anything ever.
- Yeah.
- And just to really tell me what you think.
- Just give it a good old roast.
- And I am a guy with a good sense of humor.
- Yeah.
- Who's gonna be open to this.
- I'm excited.
- I won't get offended.
- [John Cena] Are you sure about that?
- I've not looked at these.
We're just gonna dive straight
into the brain of our audience.
- What could go wrong with that?
- I just opened the app and this is at the top of my
for you page.
- Oh, God.
- I'm not meant to look at this.
- Twitter's algorithm.
- I can't. - Shows us things,
that we're not meant to see, okay?
- Stop showing me this.
- You're tagging us, and it's like,
Elon says you wanna see this today?
No, I don't.
- No, no. Anyway.
- What? Go on.
- Paige is saying something nice about you.
- Okay.
- They could never make me hate this outfit.
He urinated in the mother toilet.
(both laughing)
You ate.
- Okay. The gays need to stop.
- I love that shirt though.
- [Dan] That was a good outfit.
- You've got a star in your neck.
- I know.
- [Phil] Arm slit.
- [Dan] Arm slits.
- [Phil] What's in his arm slit?
- [Dan] Chest star.
- What did you keep in your arm slit?
- My secrets.
Good start.
If they're all aggressive, unintelligible compliments,
I'm gonna have a great time.
- I think that's as good as it's gonna get Dan.
- What?
- We're gonna go quite young in your fashion journey.
- How far back are we talking?
- Basic ass baby.
- How? How dare you.
How? What is wrong with this blue onesie,
are you coming for Veronica right now?
- [Phil] Yes.
- I will send this to her.
- Look at that little face.
- She will find you on Twitter.
- Your little rosy cheeks.
- Why do you have that?
- Why is that on your computer?
- When did I post that?
- Dan, belts are your friends, not your enemies.
Your whole ass is on that bench. Look at that.
There's more than not on that bench.
- What a (bleep) up picture.
Firstly, my hair, Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, you're gonna get kicked out that CGI castle.
- Easy access flap. What am I doing there?
- What was with you and not wearing a belt?
- I'm sat on a pew with my cheeks out for God.
What is wrong with me?
- I know, there was so many times I'd be like, Dan,
can you just wear a belt please?
Because we'd be on a plane or something.
He'd stand up and his whole ass crack could come out.
- Could I just buy some jeans that fit?
- Yeah.
- And use the belt properly. Why was I like this?
- I did have to sit you down.
- I think I always had insecurity
about how long my legs were.
- Right.
- So I wanted to lower the height of the jeans
- And show the globes of Howell. It didn't work.
- Because a lot of people tell me
that I have a short personality
and are surprised by how tall I'm in real life.
- Right.
- I was trying to do the opposite.
- When really you were gonna be shortly into jail.
- Really I should be out here like, hello,
I'm Dan. All sticks, no nicks.
- No sticks.
- There were knickers on. You can see them very clear.
- The S&M stompers were a choice.
- Excuse me.
- How many tiny animals died on that.
- [Dan] Many.
- Why does he look like a cryptocurrency?
What does that mean?
- Dan tries to wear color once. Looks like an NFT.
- Yes.
- Shut up Dan. Bitch looking like a QR code.
Scan this to see these twinks have a what?
- What? This is Connor and Joey Erasure as well.
- Oh shit.
- Just not included.
They got cropped. - You got cropped out.
- Because I heard about the drama on YouTube last week.
- We love you Connor.
- Don't want any of that. Let's go.
- I would water your plants.
- Are you picking sides?
He's gonna talk about you in a podcast tomorrow.
- Oh, don't, don't talk about me.
I would just say I'd water his plants.
- Is that an euphemism?
- No, I mean that's, that was what it's about.
- Leave Connor Franta alone,
he doesn't wanna know what you want to do to his plants.
- Stop it.
Are you offended yet, Dan?
- This is fine. All good fun.
All in good fun, I'm not sensitive.
- How much of your wardrobe do you wanna burn at this point?
- It's okay.
- This shirt was giving Wetherspoons carpet tbh.
If you are not from the UK-
- Oh my god.
- Wetherspoons have got interesting carpets.
I'll show you some here.
- It's so granddad curtain core.
- That is what that is.
- Haunted train seat fabric.
- Yes, I'm gonna give you props for that
because it's colorful and you should wear more color.
Howell.
- It looks like a handkerchief
that you'd find on the body of a dead Victorian man.
- Yes. See, I like color. Alright, just put this on.
Just put this on for a second. Come on, lad. For the people.
Yes! Look at this.
- Oh my God.
- It brightens up your skin and your eyes.
- Oh, I look like someone that you buy drugs from
in a Walmart car park in Florida.
- To be fair, this combo isn't working.
- No.
- But the color is working.
- Wait, if I'm doing this, Phil,
you need to put on this.
- No, I can't put that on. No.
- Here we go.
- Oh God. Ah. I've got a big neck.
That looks so bad.
- You look like someone that works at an occult bookstore.
- Would you like to buy a magic tome?
- Working in the back.
- Oh, I feel like I'm being choked.
- Yeah, you live in Portland.
You are in a lesbian polycule.
- Am I? - Yeah.
- That sounds fun.
I can never have anything on my neck or my arms.
So I feel constrained.
I feel like I'm trapped inside a chrysalis.
Also, I feel like I'd walk past something,
get it caught and choke myself.
- That's why I'm wearing it.
- Oh my God. Stop it.
Hey Dan, you've got a suitcase there behind you.
- Yes.
- When was the last time you traveled to a country
where you could speak a different language?
- That's very specific.
- It is, maybe we should go in the closet, get changed
and go talk about something.
- Oh for, oh my god. Oh my God.
- That we didn't film yesterday.
- Sacre bleu. Meine gott.
- Transition.
Hello.
(Phil speaking German)
Dan is opposite the moose.
- Du bist kaput.
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- There was a brief period when I was like seven
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I used to go up to people and say (speaking French)
which meant I am the Wokingham bear.
I dunno what I was on as a child
and it then all fell out of my brain.
And I regret that because-
- You know you could grow a beard and say it now.
- It could be tre magnifique.
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- [Dan] What I need is popups and jingly sounds
saying you are a good boy, well done,
in order to achieve anything in life.
- [Phil] Yeah, it's all programmed
by real language teachers as well.
Getting the good stuff.
Here you go, Dan, French lesson.
- [Dan] That costs 16 euros, 15.
- [Phil] Je demande l'addition.
- I demand the addition of things.
- The bill.
- Wow. Is that not like,
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(Dan singing the "Arthur" theme in French)
- Why was he dressed like a ball of yarn?
People thought we chose our own clothes for this thing.
- Hey, YouTube Rewind.
- We didn't get a choice.
- You think I chose blue?
They said to wear these things.
- Yeah.
- Someone came up to me and said, Dan,
wear this chunky scarf
and they made me do a fricking dance in it.
- I know.
- And that's why I have trauma.
- We do have flashbacks to that every so often.
The ass wiggle.
When's he stealing the moon? That is too accurate.
- Bitch got me.
- That is so accurate.
- That is so freaky.
- Scientists cannot tell the difference.
- And you are the minion.
- I am.
Okay. Long caption on this one.
Dress like a middle school English teacher chaperoning
the class trip to a theme park right before summer break
and hoping that trying to ride a segway will distract
the kids from questions about her messy ongoing divorce.
That is incredible. And I see the vision.
- Oh my god, it's so specific.
- You can see it in your face.
When are they gonna find out about your affair?
- There's the three quarter length shorts.
That's what's making me look like an English teacher.
And she's trying her best to raise you damn fricking idiots.
- I know. The tiny sunglasses, babe.
It's giving depressed Dr. Robotnik.
I feel like that was my roast in video.
- I am coming for the chaos emeralds.
- You are.
- I look like the blind mice from Shrek.
- You want some berries and cream
with those (bleep) pantaloons?
You are very pantaloony in this era.
- Why am I yo ho ho-ing on a golf course?
- I don't know. I'm also wearing them.
- There is something like post emo about it.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
You wear the vans, you got the denims jorts.
- Just a bit of shin out.
- Cheeky jorts, cheeky bit of shin. Xd.
- What if someone cute is working at the golf course
and they're like, oh, look at that little bit of shin.
- No one working at a golf course
would find the reject from Hot Topic cute.
I said what I said.
- Did it hurt when you fell from the sky with a parachute?
I mean...
- I look like I am wearing a backpack backwards.
- It has a lot of flaps
and I'm not sure what they're for.
Not the first time I've said that.
- Well, they're not for anything.
They're just not functional flaps.
I don't, not even try to make that make sense, Phil.
- His shirt is saying circles, his hair saying square.
- We didn't pick those out.
- How are people finding new ways to roast this photo?
- I don't know. - Get a haircut.
- It's giving hazmat suit.
- Stop.
- Leather car seat core.
This one is irredeemable, Daniel.
- Itchy sofa.
- The fit, the look.
- Sex swing core.
- Stop. It looks so uncomfortable.
- Do you know what's weirder than that T-shirt?
- What?
- [Dan] Anthony's face.
- [Phil] That's not his face.
- [Dan] What is going on?
- [Phil] That was Branthony.
- His evil clone. - Yes.
If you touched this shirt in the summer,
you'd have to peel yourself back off.
Oh, I remember being in the VidCon Hotel
and actually begging Dan to get changed.
I was like, please we're gonna-
- No you didn't. - I was.
I did, I was like, we're gonna meet Smosh
and you are gonna wear this?
We've just text them, they're gonna be scared.
- I thought it was was cool at the moment.
- I need to get my cat spayed.
- You do.
Do you know that's probably my biggest contribution
to internet culture in the last year.
- I know.
- I got 14 million impressions on Twitter.
I did something really arcane with that.
- I don't even want to know how many bookmarks there were.
I'm gonna read this to you and then show you the picture.
You ready?
The human mind has a funny way of knowing
when someone is watching them.
The harrowing pause between when you can connect
that feeling with the image of a person
can draw the darkest of thoughts out of you.
For me, there is only one harrowing image
that strikes to mind each time.
- And what is that harrowing image?
(Dan screams)
Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
- Oh, look at you.
- I was trying my best.
I was invited to the International Academy of Digital Arts
and Sciences Award.
It was a nerd convention.
So I wore a cat T-shirt with a blazer.
That is Geek Core, 2014.
- For the time, that was cute.
- I'm sure people thought I looked nice.
- Yes.
- In hindsight, spay the cat.
- You are standing like an NPC as well.
You're like, what is the quest today, sir?
- [Dan] That has such powerfully dark energy.
Everything about it says I'm sorry.
You are not an Italian mafia boss who is the leader
of an international crime syndicate.
You are a British twink who has never seen the sunlight.
Leave my Versace pajamas out of this.
They were a gift.
- You would fit in at the mansion, wearing that.
- Doing what?
- Swanning.
- Living in a cage under Gianni's bed?
- Swanning around.
- Okay, now I'm starting to get thin. I liked that. Okay.
I like these things.
- I can feel the steam.
- Let me, are we here to celebrate authenticity?
Or what do you want me to be doing?
He looks like he is about
to call me multiple homophobic slurs.
- See, I don't think,
I think you look like one of Tiger King's lovers there.
- [Dan] I look like someone that's in the background
of like a 2010's gay college (bleep) shoot.
- Yeah.
- I'm pretending to be a bro.
- Not that I'm going on memory.
- You didn't get that specific reference.
- What does Bob the Builder's twinky nephew
have to do with the Radio 1 teen awards?
- What?
- Why are you wearing little tools on your shirt?
- Spanner core. Spanner core, look, this was an era,
be like, mom, I bought a shirt and I will wear that.
- Hammer core. - Everywhere for 10 weeks.
- It is a nice design but-
- It was Bemo.
The teen awards. Why? - Why.
- The (bleep) department called.
They want their flaps back.
- We're gonna have to bleep that.
YouTube's not on our side at the moment.
Link in bio. Dan, Daniel, what is going on here?
- What am I doing?
- What are you, that's just showing how far
down your pants were young man.
- What the (bleep) is wrong with me?
- I don't know.
- Firstly, public indecency,
secondly, why the leopard print?
- I remember when we went to Alton Towers,
you were wearing those, your ass was out the whole time
because you didn't have a belt
and people kept pointing it out.
- Am I a twink or a 45-year-old cougar? Pick a lane, Dan.
- Both. Got another spot the difference.
- (bleep) off.
- I mean, it's just a white and black shirt,
but I see it.
- What is wrong with you? Am I not allowed?
- No. Oh, we got a match. It's a snap.
- Who said this?
- Angie. - And what?
- The shirt looks like you left it outside
for rabbits to chew through.
It really does. Wait, lift up your arms.
- It does.
- Look at this.
- Oh my God, they've had the lettuce.
- That has been nibbled on hard by Roger.
- Those big strong arms. Don't you just want a manly man?
- Yeah.
- Twonk birth. Am I right?
- Twonk. Oh my God.
This is so specific. Cosplay-
- That just means it's more offensive, what?
- Cosplay as the emo twunk swim coach
in the Yaoi anime who's about to give
the worst inspirational speech you've ever seen.
- Why is that so true?
- That's so real.
- Why do I look exactly like that dumb anime side character
there to make some himbo speech that nobody respects.
God dammit.
- Easy target here.
The farmer market called,
they want their potato sack back.
I think that one's been mocked-
- I liked that sweater.
- Do you know what, I liked it too. I think you suit brown.
I do not suit brown at all.
- Why is that a read for some reason.
- It is.
- Hey Dan, you know what your personality says?
- Granola. - You suit beige.
- Yeah. Oh, recent.
I went to a field full of sheep and everyone there knew you.
You do like a very cozy sheep in that though.
- Yeah, I look fluffy as (bleep).
What? You're gonna come shave me?
I will kick you in the head.
- I feel like a large ram would try and mount
you if you went into a field.
- A Welsh man, at least.
- Maybe.
- Is that offensive to the Welsh? But I'm saying I want it.
- Yes, I mean, stop.
- This is now becoming very weird very quick.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Toddler chic.
- I'll romp where I please, thank you.
- That romp looked good.
- People liked that.
- I liked it. - At the time.
- It looked hard to pee in, but overall it was a good look.
- It was a commitment. You know what I mean?
- Yeah. - No wang flap.
- And sorry Dan, you look like a motherboard.
It's true.
- That T-shirt was a piece of art.
- He isn't actually wearing anything here.
Oh my God. Just a floating head.
(computer crashing bleeps)
Cold beer and hot women is serving alpha American male
who'd tell me to get back in the kitchen.
- This was, okay, I bought this T-shirt in 2006.
- And were you thinking people think I like hot women
if I wear something that says I like hot women on it?
- I thought, I'm a little emo nerd,
bottom of the food chain in my school.
- Yeah.
- Wouldn't it be ironic and funny for me, Dan Howell,
to own a T-shirt that said cold beer and hot women.
- So you were already subverting.
- It was pre-ironic.
- The irony. - Yes.
- Bro looks like he's gonna call me a slur in Hot Topic
then go home, log onto homo emo and cry.
Can I roast you both for wearing cardigans so much in 2010.
Okay, English teacher chic.
Hey, this isn't about me. I've had my turn.
We're close to the end.
- I feel like I'm on the verge of tears, which might be
'cause of the bullying or because I'm having
so much fun laughing at these jokes.
- Yes, okay.
(sad music)
- I am not sure which.
- Took my son to church on Halloween
and there was this nun that greeted him
and now he won't stop adding -ussy to the end of words.
- Welcome to the Church of Sister Daniel,
which I think you're all a member of.
And yes, I have permanently ruined your brain chemistry.
- I just want my good Christian son back.
- He's gone. He's gone, baby, look at what we're doing here.
- He looks like a (bleep) grippy sock.
You do. Oh my god. Remember grippy socks?
You have grippy socks.
- Where is the (bleep) line?
- That is incredible. And there we go.
A journey through Dan's fashion. You know what?
I think you are brave with your fashion choices and I think-
- Exactly, there were different eras.
And I said, you know what? Now's the time for this.
Sometimes it hit, and sometimes I bought a leather shirt.
Thanks Phil.
- Yeah.
- What a fun idea this was. Really appreciate you having me.
- Thanks for being here, Danny.
- You're welcome.
- You've been a good sport.
And if you wanna see more of Dan,
he uploaded the best thing he's ever made, completely free.
- Literally, remember that tour,
that "We're all Doomed" stage show,
that's like the most expensive,
best thing I've ever done in my entire life.
I've spent two and a half years making?
- [Phil] Yes.
- [Dan] I had a moment of complete generosity
and put the entire thing on my YouTube channel.
- Yes so, if you click the link below.
- Did it get harmoniously copyright blocked?
- Yes.
- It did. But it's back and it's there.
- It's happening. - Enjoy it.
- It's emotional. You'll laugh, you'll cry.
I'm wearing a cool outfit.
And that's what this video's all about.
- And there's bonus content in it.
So even if you went to see the show, go watch this
because you'd be like, oh yeah, what's this?
Hang on. I never saw that angle.
And paperback.
- Yeah man.
- Paper slaps.
- If you didn't get my book in 2022, guess what?
It's out in the UK, thin and cheap.
- [Phil] Less heavy.
- [Dan] So affordable.
You can get it right now, just click down there,
read all about all the juicy things from my life
that I overshared and sort out your own mental health.
People enjoy it, apparently.
- They do. - Thank you.
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- Ah, shut up. Okay, whatever. Bye.
- Bye.