*sad little toot*
happy new year
*TOOOOOOT*
Jesus Christ
Hey hey, what's up everybody! Welcome to Man vs. Pin, uh, New Year's Eve edition?
New Year's Day edition, I don't know. Whenever the f*** I put this video up, and whenever you're watching it.
2016, what a f***ing sh*t show.
These f***ing things are atrocious!
Take these f***ing things off...
So I got all the New Year's party f***ing supplies here,
This f***ing thing, some champagne...
These things...
Super annoying,
If you see someone at a f***ing party, just f***ing
Knock that sh*t outta their hand!
I got some party poppers, these are exciting. I don't know how these work though.
What the f***
*pop*
That was it?
Let's try that again
maybe I've gotta provide the sound effects. Hold on
Woooooooooo
YEAH! That was better!
So I got all this sh*t along with this week's supplies
for this week's project. The Confetti Bowl
I got some paper, some plastic confetti
I got all the confetties which means I'm ready to confetti
Bowl
I own the bowl category on youtube, by the way
Not sure if you know
Leaf bowls, sand bowls, button bowls, f*** bowls
Whatever the bowl, I did it
You are looking at a bowl expert
If you know what I mean
If you don't know what I mean, then you don't know what I mean
I don't think it should be that hard
Pin-O-Meter! Happy New Year, buddy! What do you think?
Speaking as a highly intelligent computer,
I can tell you, that your species doesn't have too much time left here on this planet
Enjoy it while you still can
Yeah, i know, it's all a f***ing sh*t parade you just gotta
make sure that you have good seats to
watch it all go by
you know what I mean 2017 *clink* f***ing sh*t parade
hahaha
alright now to make things a little bit
more interesting because f***ing come on
seriously
we're over a 100 and however many f***ing episodes in to
this goddamn series how much more
exciting can get around here so I have
taken a suggestion from the comments
from legitbae, she wrote that I should
invest in a dog shock collar so that
every time I cuss I get an electric shock
I normally I would say f*** you, I was born on
the f***ing wrong side of the tracks, okay? Now let
me just tell you we rewind a little bit
I was actually thinking about making
this a new year's resolution to kind of
curse a little bit last below little
spew a little less profanity here on
the show. So I bought myself a dog shock
collar which just literally just is a
collar with this electroshock device on it
with two little screws in it that I'm
assuming just stick to your neck when
you put this thing on. Ugh, kinda digging into my
neck a little bit and then there's just
a little remote-control device that
whenever you tap this little button here
uh, it sends an electric shock to the
collar so I've enlisted the help of my
good friend the finger McF***erton
which I'm going to hand over the
remote control and have him monitor the
situation throughout the course of the
episode. Can you handle this
responsibility?
yep, you got it, anything for you Rob!
My life is in your hands or your hand, I should say
All right now every time, uh, that I say f***, sh*t *gets shocked* not... right now...
you can control that, control the
intensity of that on there,
on the side... this button right here
*gets shocked*
Damn, damn, the other way, the other way!
wow okay, I think I got it here, I think I got it here
holy sh*t *gets shocked*
Okay!
That is no joke!
okay
Step 1: Blow up this balloon
Now here's the thing
that I've learned about bowls: The bigger you
make 'em, the less stable they are
So what you want is a smaller balloon base
*blows balloon air out*
Now that you got your small bowl balloon shaped, tie that
sh** up
thank you so much for this, this is really helping
Tie your knot up, AHHH FUUUUDGESEICLEZZZZZ
and there you have it your balloon bowl
shape grab a bowl next step and just pop
that in right there
and then just taping it to secure it down,
and I think that I'm going to start with the
paper confetti and then I'm just taking
this mod podge over here and applying a
pretty thickish coat to the top and
surrounding areas and then I'm just
going ape sh** over here with confetti AHHHHHHHH, GOD KAY
oh and then once I got that coat on I'm
just blowing up another balloon to make
another bowl which is gonna be made out
of the plastic confetti you know I
decided to do this for, I don't know, experimental
sakes and then once this one was fully
coated I then switched back over to the
other one and just did this a couple
times back and forth putting on another
layer of Mod Podge on top
putting confetti on top of it and then repeating
the process over and over again, probably like
3-4 times
uh, I didn't keep track
and now uhhhh once this has been done a few times
I've just gotta let them dry for a while
if you don't like glitter or messes and confetti uhhhh
this project definitely is not for you
it's a mess
this whole thing is a f⋆⋆⋆ing mess Finger McF***erton~ That's unnecessary profanity *shocks Rob. Rob~ Damn it
Finger McF***erton~ HUH, right there. *gargling and choking sounds*
Oh I don't even remember what I was saying
what am I talking about?
Oh, right right right right, the drying process
there's definitely a lot more things that I could
you know do uhh besides sitting here just watching
glue dry but the truth is well actually no
that's... I have nothing else better to do
you know we got some time you know let's
hang out a little bit let's talk new
year's resolutions
I've got a few of them, I always put on
the list year after year you will be a
better person but it's even worse
I should definitely buy gloves of some sort
I got to start reading the instructions, for one
cause I think that I f***ing know it all *Rob gets shocked*
Agh! Okay! Definitely one of the most
important ones that I need to f***ing
*Rob gets shocked, again*
is to start taking my medication in
order to avoid hallucinations of talking
middle fingers, and imaginary project
meters. Finger McF***erton~ I don't think thats a good idea at all. Pin-O-Meter~ NO NO NO
Finger McF***erton~ You need us like we need you. Pin-O-Meter~ All of us together, Finger McF***erton and Pin-O-Meter~ Just like
one big happy DIY family
Rob~what are you talking about you're the
ones that sounds crazy right now
alright let's check and see if this
thing is dry you know in real life it's
been at least 18 hours but here in
YouTube time it is dried in like
a minute-a minute, it's magic
Oh, what the f*** happened here!?
*Rob gets shocked*
Okay. Get your check right here huh
as I was saying what happened here that
is not what i was expecting to come back to
It's all the balloons fault, the balloon
shrunk, had a hole in it or something not
feeling so much like a bowl expert with
this one
this other one however this one isn't looking
that bad, still connected to the bowl
just trying to take it off
Oh! Okay, never mind, balloon already popped... inside the bowl
just take it out of here,
take all the tape off, and it's looking alright
let me just cut around the edges here, get all that
nice and good looking and wouldn't you know
look at that sh**, AHHHHHHH. Finger McF***erton~ NO, thats unnecessary, unnecessary profanity
unnecessary profanity
Uh oh
*Repetitive tooting sounds*
Ugh, oh man, this thing is messing with my brain
Uh, is my ear bleeding? What the sh**?! AHHHHHGH. What project am I even doing right
now
hello how are you, thats right thats right the confetti bowl
right the confetti bowl the confetti
bowl its done- it's done it looks it looks
great
add that one to the list. F***ing
*Rob is shocked, gargling and choking sounds*
Finger McF****erton~ Nope you can't say that, you can't say that around here anymore
Hey uhh, hey Rob?
You alright? That's just, I was just
playing buddy
I'll turn it down now. Rob? Uhhh sh**
Pin-O-Meter
Pin-O-Meter~ What? Finger McF***erton~ something bad happened
Pin-O-Meter~ Something bad always happens
Finger McF***erton~ Uhhh I think we uhhh I think we need to reset these tapes
Pin-O-Meter~ Sorry, only Rob can do that
Finger McF***erton~ OH sh**, now what? Pin-O-Meter~ We're f***ed, what now
Finger McF***erton~ That's it, that's the end of Threadbanger
Finger McF***erton~This isn't good......
This isn't good........