Bart: Welcome back to JK Party!
Bart: Today we are playing 3 on 3 basketballz.
Bart: And we all know Josh has been talking mad krap every single game.
Bart: You see it in the logs, in the videos, on Just Kidding News - wherever he's at...
Josh: Excuse me.
Bart: What?
Josh: I feel like you've been talking more shit than anything.
Bart: I never ever talk shit. Josh: Yes you have!
Josh: I've been waiting for this for so long. You've been talking so much shit. This ends right now.
Bart: I've been talking shit? You've been talking shit.
Bart: I'm gonna smash on you the way the Warriors did on the Cavs (?)
Josh: Let's see how much you cry during this game
Bart: Me and Josh are the team captains
Josh is gonna do or die to see who picks first
But we all already know he's gonna miss
Bart: Go ahead
Bart: What did I tell you?
Bart: Alright. So can I get everyone over here so we can pick teams.
Bart: Gimme this basketball
Josh: Boy
Bart: Boy
Bart: I pick the homie (?) (Brandon)
Josh: I pick Joe
Joe: Pick me last
Josh: Boy! Get your ass on over here
Bart: I pick Tiff
Josh: I pick Julia
Josh: The J Team!
Julia: The JJJ's
[cheering]
Yellow Team: The BBT
[montage]
Bart: Wassup guys we want a good clean game. It's gonna be a game of 3 on 3.
We're gonna call our own fouls. And Josh is gonna be fouling the whole time.
I know because he has long ass fucking arms and he can't help himself
Bart: And every single time the team changes possession,
We're gonna have to clear it at the top. And instead of the winner getting the ball
It's gonna be the loser getting the ball.
And it's gonna be two 3 min halves.
Bart: And the team with the most points at the end of the game wins
Bart: Who's better? You or me?
Josh: You already know the answer. Me, so gimme the ball
Bart: So do or die at the (?) then
Bart: Miss!
Julia: Josh, you can't be all talk and no show man
Josh: Julia-
Joe: Don't!
Joe: We need good energy right now or else imma beat both of your asses
Josh: Oh! That's right Julia!
Joe: You got it Julia!
Joe: You got it Josh
Tiff: Oh shit
[yelling]
Josh: That's right!
(wtf Brandon?)
Bart: Shoot it then
Joe: It hit Ryan in the leg
Bart: How did you look at me and pass it to Joe?
Tiff: It's because when I pushed the ball it went that way instead of that
My hands are dumb. I don't know
Bart: You're like this, 'Yes!'
Bart: I'm like, 'What? You were looking right at me
Tiff: I tried
Bart: Ah, fuck
Bart: One point for team yellow
Joe: I ate pastries before we started
[cheering]
Julia: No, no, no, no, no
Joe: No!
Joe: No that was it.
Crew: Out by Josh
Bart: Me?
Crew: No, Josh
Bart: That was out on Josh
Josh: What the fuck? Bullshit!
Josh: Shoot for that shit. Shoot for it
Bart: Okay, I'll shoot for it
Josh: We all know you're gonna miss
Bart: Where's my team at. Everyone touch the ball
Josh: The fuck is this, Space Jam?
Josh: You can't (?). Shoot the damn ball. Let's see it
Bart: In your motherfucking face
Bart: Off my knees. In your face.
Josh: Off your knees?
Bart: Get off me!
Josh: Why? Shoot.
Josh: What's wrong, scared?
Bart: Damn. Alright, fine.
Josh: You's a bitch
Bart: Cheating ass Josh
Joe: We about to get a score!
Joe: Josh get a score, Josh.
Joe: I'm behind you Josh. Look at where (?)
Joe: Josh!
Josh: Get the fuck outta here, boy
Josh: Get the fuck outta here
Crew: You've got 10 seconds, hurry it up
Tiff: Dammit
Josh: I feel like my team's gonna catch up.
I feel like this is gonna be the game changer here.
Josh: You hear that!
Josh: You hear that Bart?
Josh: You're gonna lose!
Josh: Cause you're a loser
Josh: Watch how many points I make this game, boy!
Pack you again. You'll be crying.
Josh: Dominate humbly, more like get dominated, boy
Bart: Team Yellow smashed on the first half
We made one, whole point
Bart: They've got nothing. We've got crazy teamwork.
I saw people doing stuff I've never seen before
Bart: I think we're gonna win
[laughing]
Bart: Butterfingers!
Josh: You already know!
Bart: I had to give this fool a little advantage
Bart: Cause I know he's gonna lose
Josh: Boy, you're the only disadvantage on your team
Josh: You're the only disadvantage on your goddamn (?)
Julia: Why are you so fast. No!
Josh: Take it Julia, take it Julia
Julia: Go Josh, you're the only (?)
Josh: Get the fuck outta here, boy!
Josh: Get the fuck out
Bart: That was good
Tiff: I saw him coming and I had to get out of the way.
Joe: Times out!
Josh: Time out, alright
Julia: Oh, thank goodness
Bart: The only reason why you blocked me is because you slowed down with Julia.
Bart: Julia, I'm sorry, but your boy talks too much
I'm not going to slow down, cause I have to stay ahead of him
Julia: That's really fine. Josh, we're all in it to win for you
Josh: I know
Julia: You gotta be on top of your game
Josh: I am on top of my game. Pass the ball to me for once
Julia: Alright
Bart: Hold it, hold it
Joe: I've got basketball shoes on
Tiff: This is the first time in my life I've ever legit played basketball
Joe: Let it go, let it go! Yes!
Bart: No
Joe: I don't know how to play basketball
Bart: Oh, nice
Joe: Josh!
Crew: Five seconds!
Josh: Oh no
Joe: No!
Joe: Yay, timer
Bart: We are the champions
Tiff: BBT!
Bart: We are the champions
Joe: That point was ours
Josh: What's wrong, gramps?
Tiff: How do people do this for a hobby?
Bart: Just 2 to 0, that's all
Bart: So Team Yellow ended up destroying Team Purple
2 to 0
Bart: Smash on you (?)
Tiff: Zero points
Josh Go against me 1 on 1 then you can talk
Bart: Josh did get a couple of good blocks on me
But I think he was just swatting a bee out of the air
I don't think he did that on purpose
Josh: Boy, why you (?)
Bart: And, it you wanna play 1 on 1 I'll destroy you
Josh: Okay then we'll just record that too
Bart: Okay, 1 on 1, full court
Josh: Okay, full court. 1 on 1. Let's go
Bart: If you guys wanna see us play basketball one more time let us know in the comments below
And we'll play again.
See you guys next time
Bye
Joe: I suck at basketball