- Welcome to Antigua!
- Toya! We'd like to congratulate you and Eugene
for ten years of marriage.
- Well, she thought you might've done it on purpose.
- It was an accident, Toya.
- But it's not an accident to then go
behind somebody's back and question it.
I'm having a tough time with Contessa right now.
I don't think she's owning her sh--.
- Listen, why don't you fix your husband
with his small stuff!
- I can tell you a lot of people that have slept with Damon!
- Don't even do that.
- I hate that our wives have had this little clash here.
My feelings were hurt.
Man, I ain't cheat on my wife, man.
- Heavenly, you are Mariah, y'all relationship,
it is very disrespectful.
- Ain't nobody gonna share the blame in that bullsh--.
I know last night we kind of left abruptly.
But today is a new day, we chartered a boat.
- I don't want anymore Proseco, I'll have rum punch.
Yeah.
Don't tink for me, man!
Don't tink for me!
♪ Now paging Dr. Jackie ♪
♪ Dr. Simone ♪
♪ Dr. Heavenly ♪
♪ Dr. Contessa ♪
♪ Toya ♪
♪ Quad ♪
♪ Mariah ♪
♪♪♪♪♪
- Thank you.
- Contessa, I want to re-welcome you to the group.
- Thank you so much.
Even though it was you know, for surgery.
- I want you to stop saying "I had surgery. I had surgery."
'cause it comes off like you're a victim.
- How does it come off like I'm a victim,
I'm just a patient, it's not a victim.
- It was preventive medical care.
- I'm not saying of that.
I'm like welcome back, you're like "I had surgery."
It was irrelevant to the moment.
I am welcoming her back.
She doesn't even get it.
Hey Contessa, how are you?
I just had surgery.
- Contessa. - Yeah?
- You came. - Yes, I did.
- And you ain't been around in three damn weeks.
- I had no good reason for that, that's absolutely right.
- I think Contessa used the surgery as an excuse
not to come around when she knew
she was going to have to see Toya.
You are shoving that surgery down our face!
- I've only seen you one time in the last--
- Yesterday.
- So, stop saying that, then.
- Saying what? Stop saying what?
- Oh sh--, here we go. - Stop saying what?
- You chose-- - I said it one time!
- She pointing her finger, she pointing her finger.
- Contessa, I'm trying to welcome you back.
- And as my friend, if you supported me--
- [bleep] you, Contessa. [bleep] you!
- Go on over there!
And [bleep] me! That's absolutely right!
- Take it easy, take it easy.
- Are you out of your mind?
- She hasn't been around,
she's on edge, not my ----ing problem.
- She got a reason not to be on edge though,
you got to think about it.
- No, I understand, Scott!
And don't ----ing talk to me!
- No, no, Scott. - You don't talk to me!
- I'm not talking to you! - Don't ----ing talk to me!
- Then don't ----ing talk about her!
- Don't tell him to get the [bleep] away from you!
Don't you ever talk to my husband like that!
- I guess she ain't in pain now.
- Contessa, calm down.
'Cause when you calm down, Scott is gonna calm down.
- Hey! - Scott, Scott.
- You're two little, Simone! Don't mess with her!
- Come on, come on. - Let them handle that.
- Obviously, Scott is relatively new to our group.
- When the women are going at it, let them go at it.
- Getting in the middle of the women arguing
with each other is not a good idea.
And will result in possible bodily harm.
- Mm-hmm.
- If you calm down, she's gonna calm down.
- She'll calm down.
- This is what I'm gonna need you to do,
and I know it's gonna be very difficult.
I need you to shut the hell up and let her talk.
- And let her just talk some sh--?
- No, no, she not gonna talk no sh--, I know her.
Just be quiet, I'm gonna go get Simone.
I don't know what it is with Simone and boats.
Every time we get on a damn boat she got to start
hollering at somebody.
- You place yourself on a pedestal!
D-Bo!
- I think we should do away with the boats.
'Cause she just gets to hollering.
- I'm praying for you. Dear Heavenly Father--
- You heard Dr. Jackie--
- Am I gonna get beat up?
'Cause I can't fight, Contessa.
- We're trying to fix this. - I can't fight.
- Don't come at me like I'll fight either.
- I can't fight. - I don't fight either.
- I cannot fight. - You're coming in love.
- 'Cause I have shared with you--
- You called me a bitch.
- That's one of my words!
- And a victim!
- That's one of my words.
- When have you ever known me to be a victim?
- You got to listen.
- She's coming to talk to you.
- I'm coming to apologize.
- This is right now, a hot mess.
Because nobody's receiving what the other person is saying.
- There is no reason for me to be out to get you.
And I don't want you paranoid--
- And the victim word, I never want
to hear that sh-- again because I'm nobody's victim.
- That's fair. - I'm nobody's victim.
- That's fine. - I am nobody's victim!
'Cause I did the surgery so I'll never be somebody's victim.
I don't even know where this whole explosion
came from with Simone.
I'm not sure if she's just like Team Toya right now.
But I would think that Simone is too damn grown to be
acting like we got to take sides on the play ground.
'Cause this doesn't not sound like Simone at all.
- Not all these women are meant to be best of friends.
You know what I mean?
- They don't have to be best friends,
but you can always be cordial.
- Women aren't able to let stuff go quite as quick as the guys.
Women just ain't that type, they hold it,
they hold it and they won't let it go.
- Well, we typically don't let stuff get to the point
where we want to kick the sh-- out of somebody.
- I feel you.
- Who called who a bitch, 'cause
I want to know who said the word.
- I said the word bitch. - That's my ----ing word.
- Oh, I thought it was "Your mama!"
Your mama, bitch! Your mama!"
Come on y'all, food's ready.
♪♪♪♪♪
- I'll take the fish.
A little bit of carbs won't hurt.
- Rice and potatoes. - There you go.
- Trying to keep it tight where it's supposed to be.
- Lot's of barbecue on it.
- We are hangry right now.
We got anger and hunger.
- That's a lot of rice.
This waistline has to remain snatched.
- We need way more eating and much less yelling.
- Okay, we just really wanted to thank everybody for coming.
And I want to say this.
Jackie and Simone's always saying "Own your sh--"
It's about owning what you can do differently.
So to you, I want to personally apologize to you.