well welcome everyone to jumbo cruise just a few reminders make sure to keep your arms
and legs inside the boat please remain seated and parents please watch your children because i won't
over here folks we have a 500 pound tiger they're known to jump about
20 feet but not to worry folks we're 15 feet away he'll jump right over it
oh watch out watch out
we're now entering the sacred bathing pool of the elephants
feel free to take lots of photos because they do have their trunks on today
oh no what's going on over here
and there is Schweitzer falls, but not to worry we'll be going over that later
we're now in the nile river it goes on for miles if you don't believe me you're in denial
over here we have a beautiful african bull elephant the second most dangerous animal here
and if you look right over here you have the first most dangerous his mother-in-law
we have some more wonderful animals over here we have some
long neck cheetahs some stripy ponies and some bearded horses
and be sure to never argue with a rhino
because they always get their point across is yeah i tell you folks they just never listen
all right so legend has it if you see bubbles or wiggly ears we might be in for some trouble
you're right i see bubbles oh no wiggling ears oh my goodness what did we get ourselves into
oh my goodness i'm gonna have to scare them away like i scared my ex-boyfriend away
"i love you" thank goodness it worked i tell you folks you just
never know what's out here in the jungle over here we have a sculpture made by the locals
wow look at that detail honestly where did they get their inspiration from
over here they're dancing they're celebrating let me see if i can translate uh-huh really yeah
sorry folks i got nothing i got nothing oh oh no it looks like more trouble get down get down
that was a close one all right folks the moment you
all have been waiting for, the eighth wonder of the world the back side of water!
all right folks i'd like to point out some of my favorite plants here in the jungle
so if you look right through in there yep that's one of them and if you look right over here that
green one is another oh my oh no oh no it looks like there's piranhas in the water
don't worry what are the children you're safe you're only man eating piranhas
over here we have a snake and a tree h-i-s-s-i-n-g
comes love then comes a constricting relationship yeah no thank you i'll tap on that one over
here we have our head salesman trader sam and his companion ellie he likes her for her trunk space
all right folks it looks like we all survived the world famous jungle cruise
as we approach the dock please remember keep all arms,
legs and elbows inside the boat ... especially those elbows
all right it's been a wonderful now get out just kidding, sounds awfully
rude ... please get out watch your head watch your step