Top of the morning to ya laddies
my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to
to rock of ages, so we did alot of stuff in the local.. single player stuff but i kinda wanted to try the online
Don't really know if this is just gonna be me versus somebody else
Which I think would be kind of cool? I'm gonna stay with Isaac for a sec because I like Isaac searching for online games
All right, let's see if anyone's actually playing this game. Let's see if we can actually go up against someone and defeat their ass
So I'm gonna do that's what I have the power to do and I believe that I can do
But if it doesn't find a game, then I don't know
Joining online game who is the unlucky?
Who's your lucky who do I have to face?
Marble Alf great what the fuck is happening I?
Don't know I have no idea what's voice chat. I can't I don't know
Let's go with the big fire Boulder, what are we doing exactly?
Wait is the two of us versus the AI oh god oh god I?
Know it's happening he's freaking the fuck out though. They di ask the same boulders I do
Roshan oh shit oh
Fuck oh
No, it's all three of us versus each other ah
Okay, I'm in third apparently I want to be first. I'm in first yes
Yeah slow the fuck down
Christ no one's gonna defeat me no one knows
how to play this game as good as I do ah
if you see this have an amazing day! love kyklops!
Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh God fucking games freaking out and me stopped it stop
What's happening
Are you guys seeing these screen flashes the way I am ah
Fuck out Jesus. Okay, however to win all I do is win win win no
One was even close
Maybe because the game is absolutely freaking the fuck out for them. I here we go
team one and Team two
Is my friend still here others? Oh shit? There's two other people here now
Okay, okay, okay fucking got it got it got I don't know what's happening. I'm ready
I guess I
Don't know if they can hear me they probably can't hear me and now I'm talking annoying the shit out of them. That's fine wait
They're already going
Now I
Haven't even had a chance to set up anything and with the fucking AI as well what am I supposed to do?
Okay, let's try and set up a wall here, mr. AI I hope you're putting shit down for converter B
That's gonna damage all them wanted these here, Oh
God oh, it's time for Jack to roll out
cheese we
Here we go
all the way
To F and victory don't okay stop stop stop. You're not hitting me. You're not hitting me. I am the best
at cheese wheeling oh
Wait you trying to build stuff as I'm going through it's not gonna work for Katraj and everything
They can paste
now
Okay, all the way down all the way down down keep going keep going keep going keep going
Fuck okay
Destroy some things ow go elephant go elephant go away. No one wants you fuck
Oh my God look at all the fucking elephants got they have so much stuff
Miss me miss me miss me. I would say no you gotta kiss me, but they don't want your cooties
Fuck I lost on my speed momentum
Yeah
They're gonna win
They started way fucking earlier than I did
Okay, okay shit just missed him. He's almost dead. He's almost dead. He's almost dead
fuck
We almost got him
Alright, alright whoever hits first wins whoever hits this next one wins oh my God look at all the fucking balls
This is obnoxious when you're playing against other humans
Still do it though I can still do it though. I got the fucking speed no no no no the longer
I see out. Here is the more it's gonna
God
This is disastrous no turn turn turn till you burn
Fucking cheese. We'll go see, but oh he did he hit my door, but he didn't destroy it
Come on and in
Fuck's sake it's okay. It's okay. I got this I got this I got this no destroy. Oh, please oh
Fuck fuck here we go right down the fuckin centerline
No
See the birds
Okay where the fuck am I he's almost dead. He's always it yeah
Damn bitch
Okay now we just have to do the same to his friend. Oh, yes. Oh no wait
What what happened what what happened did we lose?
Wait oh, uh he was with the AI all along I thought you two people the other guy left
How that sucks all right? I'm just going back to local game because
That wasn't working. I kept flashing black on the screen, and I couldn't see anything and like
seconds at a time so
Race against the clock without any defenses or opponents to hinder you neither boards track your best times. Oh yes
Okay, let's try a time trial I feel like some of these courses. I'm pretty good at I don't get to pick the ball though
Okay, I don't know this course
We'll see how good. I am we see how much I can actually get onto the leaderboards with this shit
Probably not a lot. Oh, I'm gonna run away
Did the D rate that the due date did the day they do oh?
God where am I going? Is this the right way this was the right way I?
Can do that much better
Time for brunch 25 SEC's of time for silver time for gold 19
19 seconds for gold, okay, we're going over that direction literally straight from where we are so just keep that in mind, okay?
Okay, okay good
Glad you're on board
Fuck let's reser. Oh shit, I lost my speed
So close to the fucking gold I can do it I believe
Believe in myself more than anything, but you guys better believe me as well
Do you believe in me Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack if I don't hear you chanting?
I'll just hear you wanker and that means that you're not cheering for me
Okay, okay cool cool. No start turning her sir turning her yes. This is the one
The girls is mine
Yeah
Wasn't that hard cuz it was pretty easy course, but it's a good one to start out with
It's good to know that I can do it if I really put my ass into it
So let's try this again with a different map
Okay, we're going all the way down there, and the right. It's the holes that mess me up the holes in the hills
Because I can't see if I'm actually going the right way sometimes okay
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep slow. It's slow its load. Ah
fucking walls
Who needs you?
Not high
Okay, okay. Okay? Now. That's a lot of time spent sucking your own ass
How about you try you for a change huh, huh?
Okay, we've just finished it out. We might get bronze who knows we'll see you a thing the gold is
What's the gold
whew
33 I can do that I can do that hello mr. Sun God these maps are gorgeous
Okay, same tactic just suck set like the slate is little mishap can mess up the whole thing
Like hitting a fucking wall right there
Okay
Turn-turn fuck steely determination
That's what you need, huh?
Our space skits. Oh, yeah. Oh good. Hop good. Hop best hop, okay?
We have a fucking chance here people we have a chance for greatness
beat 33 oh
God oh god one two yeah
the gold
She is mine. I want to trade this map
this is one of my favorite maps in the game, and I want to see if I can actually I
Can just go out over the middle here can't I right?
Yep, yep aru I want to see if I can do this one
This is a longer map from what I remember and it's got ice everywhere
But it's not like the folio fee parts
Shit shit shit. I'm losing my speed this speed. Is cave
We know this we've heard this. We've lived this. Okay. There's the end down there. Oh?
Perfect
Just keep going just keep going they don't break first time through. Oh, that's gonna be like 30 seconds as well. Isn't it?
gold first try baby
First rude, what could I say?
What could I say except? I'm amazing what can I say except you're welcome
Okay, let's try this one because this is the one we just did against there
We did this online so yeah. I have a good feeling for her the map for her the map rolls sort of speak
I probably should go around this so we don't lose any speed I
Don't feel like I lose that much anyway. Okay, this rock. She controls pretty well
She controls like a big old Bessie. Okay, that's not helping
I thought that cutting corners would actually help me get around so faster
But I think it actually slows you down because you're in a Hidden Hills, and then you're in the air for quite a while
But this one we can actually go around and save some time see that see their tactics speed efficiency
Fuck I slowed to a crawl like a fart like a farty bastard
It's okay. The end is right here. It's right here. It's right here. Okay, keep-keep. Oh skirt skirt
That's not gonna be gold
Two seconds off okay, we'll take all the bridges this time I bridge too far
Take all the bridges and see if Jeff will like us
You get it Jeff Bridges. It's good. Joke it's good jokes best jokes probably best joke I've ever made oh
Yeah
Keep that speed going but turn ever so effectively
Okay, okay slow it down a small bit. Oh, yeah like in that one feeling that one feeling good about life today. Oh
See see what I mean see what I mean even I mean that's fucking us up. That's not going to give us that 45 oh
That's a pot
Not into it not feeling it not liking it nope
Shit I think that might even be worse than the last one
Now that's faster. It's a second faster. I got it this time. I really believe in us this time oh
Shit I did this fucking same thing again I
Really believe. I really believe yes
Okay, we might have it we might have it I might be a second faster. This time. We might have it do we have it
fuck
It's cool. It's fine. Whatever. I did. I didn't want that one anyway. It was stupid level stupid level stupid people
I don't make it alright
Scotland from what I remember this map is
Awful because just like Scotland. It's full of hills
No, I don't mean just like Scotland. It's awful
Oh
Okay, okay. What are we going over there? I could cut that corner there, but I do not feel confident in my abilities I
Should though I should just believe in myself?
Go with the map go with the map go with the flow if you go with the flow
There's a nothing you can't do cotton-eye Joe did happen deep adapt and a duo I've been waiting a long time ago home
Where did you come from where did you go? Give me the gold I?
Like that I like that gold I like that you gave me that gold for that level that feels real good
We're trying to volcano level
The Pompeii level cuz this one is weird this one feels like you should be able to cut so many corners
Cuz some of it just intersects itself and falls down on itself. Oh shit. I shouldn't have jumped. That's okay stuck kept up that speed
That's so that's what I really want out of this is all that speed
Don't slow down don't slow down for nothing. I'll slow down for nothing or no one
Let's get out over this
That's just fuckin god-awful, that's just fuckin God off slowed to a fuckin crawl
That's terrible
Ok restart should I try it again? I'm gonna try it again
Here we go there. We go. I don't know if that actually sped me up
But I guess we'd find out when we see the numbers cotton it's a bold strategy, we'll see if it actually pays off
Ok, but oh god see this map is her cuz you're constantly starting and stop it
I'm gonna like it
Okay, here's the end right here. Here's the end right here. There's no way there's no way ooh
43 okay back to map selection
I don't like that map that map is a bad the maps not it's not feeling good for Jack
I want to do at the green wait'
The way to this level in the campaign
I do not remember doing this one
Did I oh
I do remember
this turn here feels familiar oh
Shit, oh, shit. Oh, shit. This is going fucking bad. Yeah, okay around around around turn turn skrt skrt
Okay, nice nice nice
She's ass lady one because there's rain. She's a slipper
And I ain't talking about your dad slippers that he puts on at nighttime before he goes to bed oh
What's that? What's that is that good?
Hikes didn't even get a medal. Oh just go down here
Yes, Oh still alive we're still in it
This is fucking good. I like that
That's your shaved off like five seconds, I think
Okay
Can I make it across that I don't think so?
Make it across that though, that's a good amount of time saved
That's a good amount of time saved if I was some sort of like time bank
I would be saving you so much on your loans right now
Living on borrowed time here people make the most of it oh
Oh
Thirty-six seconds for gold what the fuck okay?
Why are you gonna leave this episode of Rock of Ages here? I might continue doing some of the time trials
Let me know if you guys want to see them. I think they're cool
I wish there was I wish there was different modes to the game. I know there are, but I just wish
And you know I was I just want more. I want more of the game. I hope they add more levels to it
Because going against the AI in the campaign stuff is still my favorite thing to do in the game
And I'm sad that there's no more there
I'm also sad that I'm full of fucking burps when I'm trying to do a talky talk, but what can you say it happens?
But thank you guys so much you're rockin and rollin with me this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
you boys and
Shh
Hey
Same for this boy to rock and roll