What do you think you're doing?
Nothing.
I was... Just gonna put these DVDs away,
I thought this might be the... the closet?
Why don't you let me take care of those for you.
Why don't you let him take care of those for you.
Okay?
Hey
I just had this really weird conversation with Gus.
Oh yeah?
He's probably hitting on you.
Wouldn't be offended by that it was bound to happen eventually.
What? No-
I just saying. I mean you're a good looking guy.
That kind of thing happens to good looking guys.
I really wouldn't know about it.
No no no I'm not-
Look, you're not "good looking" good looking I'm just saying, you know?
You have that crazy accent.
That goes a long way.
Plus you have that weird-ass Euro haircut.
My hair's not- Look that's not what I'm saying.
And I don't think Gus is-
Look it doesn't even matter.
What's weird was that I was going in that door-
What door?
That one over there. The closet or whatever it is.
Why would you go in that door? You don't need to go in that door.
Why?
There's nothing back there for you. You don't need to go back there.
Trust me.
You're hiding something in there aren't you?
In where?
In there! Behind that door you won't let me go in!
That's crazy talk.
Yeah, totally crazy.
Fucking Looney Tunes.
Alright, now I'm positive you're definitely hiding something.
What are you, are you like, trying to start a conspiracy theory or something like that?
You been talking to Matt again haven't you?
Black helicopters.
Google it.
Seriously, what could we possibly be hiding?
I always just figured Burnie would be hiding sandwiches?
Hey!
Geoff probably some sort of illegal booze, right?
Hey! Moonshine is legal in three states.
Gus probably some WOW-themed porn.
World of Whorecraft is nothing to be ashamed of.
I'm gonna tell you something,
and I want you to listen to me
and I want you to understand me.
There is nothing secret behind that door.
There is nothing in that room
that you should be suspicious about at all.
Nothing.
Oh! OH! Oh my-
We warned you.
AHAHH CHRIST
You shouldn't have come here.
You shouldn't have seen this.
Wh- What the hell is going on in there?!
Who are they?!
Well they're you of course.
We had you cloned.
Cloned?!
*muffled screams*
Why?
Uh, because we needed more of you?
I don't understand why would you do that?
Perhaps you shouldn't be asking yourself why,
perhaps you should ask yourself, "Am I the original Gavin?"
"Or is the original Gavin somewhere in there?"
Am I the original?
Yeah. You are. I'm just fucking with you.
But you found a way to clone me! How?
Craigslist.
You can find anything on there.
See your first clone figured out what happened so we had to throw him in there.
Then your second clone, he figured out what happened too so we had to throw him in there.
Then your third clone- Well you get the idea, we threw them all in there.
You guys are really bad at keeping this a secret from me.
If you think we're bad at keeping secrets you should see Geoff try to kill a clone.
They scream so loud, it's distracting.
Why are you always so curious about closed doors?
Don't they have those in Britain?
But there's- there's so many of me?!
Is that Ben?
Dear God help me!
Oh that is Ben.
I was wondering what happened to him.
Where am I?!
Yeah we can't really tell you guys apart cause you both have that same pompous-ass British accent.
I can't even tell what you're saying half the time.
What are you talking about, we don't sound anything alike. I'm from Oxford he's from Nottingham.
They're totally distinct accents!
Exactly.
Yeah... Seriously, not a word.
It's like you're doing a scene out of Lord of the Rings right now.
I just want to go home and see my mummy!
You're not gonna get away with this.
Hahahahahahahaha
Why do the clones always say the same thing?
Gav we already have gotten away with it.
You never bothered to read the Terms and Conditions on the website, did you?
That's not fair, nobody reads those!
Well we also put some pretty major hints in your image gallery.
Oh my God I've always wondered where those came from.
Yeah we took those on one of the free weekends we do like every six months. It helps keep the clones limber.
And from joining Scientology.
You're not gonna put me in there right though?
Please, don't put me in there. I beg you, don't put me in that room.
Well we can't put you in the attic!
That's where all the Gus clones are that haven't finished their hypnotherapy.
Wait, the what?
Sleep!
Okay everyone, get back to work.
Alright.
No no no no no
You're not gonna put me in that room, I beg you, please, don't put me in that room!
What'd he say?
I think he said "I'm totally cool with this, go ahead and throw me in."
No, guys don't-
Yeah, see, all I heard was something about finding "The One Ring."
Geoff! Don't do this! Don't put me- Jesus!
Gandalf!
Oh fuck!
We need to keep the original out here so we can make another clone!
Oh right gotta go from the source otherwise the copy DNA gets bad.
Which one is the original again? They all look the same.
How 'bout that one right there.
Uh yeah, he'll do.
Wha?!
I'm not the one you want, really!
Yeah it's definitely this one. Get a load of that goofy accent!
Hahahahahahahaha
Mordor...
*indiscernible British sniveling*
Okay, guys.
*Harry Potter, Help me!*
*Harry Potter, Help me!* If any of you guys finds a sandwich in here tonight, it's mine, okay?
If any of you guys finds a sandwich in here tonight, it's mine, okay?
If I find out that even one of you takes a bite of it...
I will gut the FUCKING LOT OF YOU YOU BRITISH FUCKING SKANKS!
Okay. See you guys tomorrow, okay?