# Hallelujah
# Hallelujah, Hallelujah... #
It's simply not playing ball, is it?
Oh, it's just cold.
Has it gone into hibernation? Mm.
At least it's got some nuts, to see it through winter!
Mm. Can I... Can I have a hug?
Yeah.
I know we've had our ups and downs, but you know how special you are
to me, don't you? Oh, of course!
I feel exactly the s... Oh, I love this track!
DISTANT RAVE MUSIC
Oh, wait for the drop.
Can you believe it's... Wait for the drop.
Ah, so good.
12 months. Can you believe it? Mmm!
12 months, eh?!
And I still can't get enough of you.
I wonder what everyone's doing in the Dance Tent right now?
Paul, have you done drugs?
Absolutely not.
Paul. No!
No chance!
This is our anniversary weekend and we promised we wouldn't.
He-he.
It's beautiful, isn't it? Look at that.
Do you think people can see our shadows outside?
Like that bit in Home Alone, where the boy pretends to have a party,
by winding all the cardboard cut-outs around.
Ah!
I hope that little boy is happy.
I mean, look at you. Of course you have done drugs.
And that's why you couldn't get it up. You promised!
Well... When did you take them? Look, I'm sorry, OK?
Can I have a hug? When did you take them?
All right, I had a little bit of MDMA before FKA Twigs.
HE SIGHS
And then, I did a bit of MDMA during FKA Twigs.
And then, I got worried that it wasn't working, so I took more MDMA
after FKA Twigs.
And then, I came up really hard.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
For fuck's sake, Paul! I thought it would make everything
more intense and bring us closer together. Bollocks.
You're so weak. At least I make an effort with us.
I'm sorry. Where did you get it from?
Please tell me you didn't get it off some random. No.
No, I smuggled it in through my wet wipes. That's even worse. How?
Because it means you were planning it all along.
Well, of course I was! It's a fuckin' festival!
This was supposed to be about us forgetting our crap
and just having some romance, for once.
What is romantic about Reading? It's where we met! Hm.
What more do you want?! MDMA?
And I guess, tomorrow, you're going to be on a comedown,
so we're definitely going to miss Ladysmith Black Mambazo, aren't we?
I'm sorry.
Please don't be angry. Of course I'm going to be angry.
It's just, I took some ketamine, so I really need you to not be angry.
You are kidding me?!
What? Well, I just needed a leveller, didn't I?
I don't... Shall I buy some weed? No!
No more drugs.
Look, let's just go to sleep, all right? You're not in a fit state
to talk about this. Look, I promise I can sober up, OK?
Eh...tell you what will sort me out - a nice cup of tea.
Oh, yeah!
Here we go.
I cannot believe you've done this, Paul.
Mmm!
Can I have some? Ah, that's nice. No.
No, I think I need all of it.
What is in this?
Are those mushrooms?
They don't count, do they cos they're natural? I picked them.
Where? From near the cheesy chips van.
You picked magic mushrooms near the cheesy chips van?
I picked them up from a guy near the cheesy chips van.
Happy anniversary(!)
Hey!
Seems to be working.
Look who's come to the party.
Yeah, that's your torch, Paul.
Yeah.
God, I'm fucked.