Once upon a time...
La la la, hmm hmm hmm!
Hmm? (record rewind sounds)
*mario and toad stare into each other's soul*
Hey stinky!
*mario hums the Super Mario Bros. overworld theme*
*makes totally legit airplane sounds while humming*
*
Woo-hoo-hoo! I'ma bet you can't do- waaaa! (crash noises)
Wheeeeeee!
LEEEEROY- oof! *DED*
Mama-mia!
*Door open*
*mysterious music plays*
Toad: HA!
*toad gibberish*
*toads excited*
*music gets more epic*
*toads chanting*
Toad: Wee-hee!
*mario snoring* Hmm?
*toad gibberish*
WILL YOU SHADDUP? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
*Super Mario Airship Theme plays*
*toads all agreeing in unison*
Mario: Woo! *toad screaming*
*toads all agreeing again*
La-la-la hmm hmm hmm!
Hmm? *ding ding!*
hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm!
*"ITS RAPING TIME" in unison*
Here we go!
*splashing noises*
*toads all screaming*
*BRING ME THAT @$$!* *peach screaming*
Waaah! No!
*mario gets punched and screams*
*TEH PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!*
*cheesy Windows error* "i wanna see ur tits1!!"
AAAAAA-
Luigiiii!
Priiiiiiiiinceeees? Where IS everybody
*SMG4 yelling in pain*
*OH SHOOT HE CAUGHT ON FIRE*
Hey! Don't leave me all alone! *toads gibberish in background
Mama-mia! *mario moaning* oof....
Hey! Where is everybody?!
Come back! Mama-mia!
Hello?! Noooo :(
*mario panting'*
Toad: Woah!
Mario: Waaah!
Mario: Hmm... *echoing toad gibberish*
*oh shoot something fell*
Hmm... (another toad falls) Wah!
IT'S RAINING MEN! ALLELUIA
NO!-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO SAVE MY @$$ AH MY GOSH
Ahh!
Hey stinky!
*random toad gibberish* Mario: grrrr! *FALCO PUNCHED*
*toad gibberish*
Mario: Woah!
*toads cheering*
SHADDUP
maybe we could invite some women? (slow-mo)
*sexy music playing*
you f'ed up toad
OH NO!
Oh hey red toad! *marios gasps*
Oh! Hello! *hat falls off*
*toads and mario screaming*
*bowser?!?!*
*bowser roars* Mario: mama-mia...
*music that makes you expect a jumpscare*
*weird gibberish*
*bowser quietly roaring* HELLO!
DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU MACARONI?!
*more stuff about macaroni*
*mixed gibberish until Toad pulls out a ROCKET LAUNCHER*
MAMA FU- WAAAAAAH
*spy music*
AH FU-
*bowser roaring*
*bowser attempts toad gibberish*
they're taking off their shirts upstairs!
Toad: Ya-hooo!
shaddup before I stab you
Hmm... ooh-ho-ho!
*portal music*
*music that puts you on edge*
*they rip off toad's hat and he runs away screaming*
*hat falls off* EEP!
*bowser's hat falls off too and he flees the scene*
ur a d!ck
sweet and fluffy music?
Mama-mia!
sweet and fluffy music stops
action music starts playing
GAAAAYYY!
Luigi and Peach: Mario!
*coin sfx* Peach: aaah!
*explosions and SMB death music plays*
*toads laughing*
*1-UP*
THIS. IS. SPARTA!
Luigi: MAAAAAARIO?
WHY DID YOU BLOW UP YOUR BRO, MARIO?
*you f'ed up again, toad*
I HAVE NO IDEA
*sad music playing*
U SON OF A [female dog]!
Okie-dokie! Get ready to move your pingas!
OOOOH, SHAAAT
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UUH, BYE