I love you, Wade Wilson.
We can fight this.
You're right.
The cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain...
All things I can live without.
What if I told you...
we can make you better.
You're a fighter.
We can give you abilities
most men only dream of.
Make you...a superhero.
You just promise you'll do right by me.
So I can do right by someone else.
And please don't make the supersuit green.
Or animated!
One thing that never survives this place
is a sense of humor.
Ah, we'll see about that, Posh Spice.
Oh come on!
You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?
Wait!!
You may be wondering "why the red suit?"
Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed!
This guy's got the right idea!
He wore the brown pants!
Cue the music!
What the - ?!
Reeks like old lady pants in here!
Why such a douche this morning?!
Oh God, you are hard to look at.
You look like the topographical map of Utah.
Exactly.
I am very turned on right now!
You are haunting!
You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado...
Thank you.
Greetings, munchkins!
Did you like that dose of Green Band goodness?!
Hankering for a little more action?
Some big boy curse words maybe?
Check out DeadpoolWebsite.com for my
red band trailer!
Make sure to ask your Mommy.
And tell her to call me.
She's got the number.