- You just picked up a total stranger
and left your protection item accessible to him.
- I'm slowly regretting letting you in my car.
- Hey I'm Alexander Greer and this is The Traffic Show.
Let's welcome today's guest.
(upbeat music)
Hi, how are you?
How are you doing?
- Good, how are you doing?
- Do you wanna be on a talk show?
- No, I have not.
- Do you want to be?
Follow us, we're gonna get in front of you,
and we'll pull off right to the shoulder, okay?
- Uh.
- Just do it.
Let's welcome our next guest.
Oh no there's so much stuff.
Internet, you might know her
as the owner of a 2015 Nissan Sentra,
welcome to the show Kerry.
- Hey, thank you for having me.
- So we're gonna start off
with a few easy getting to know you questions.
Where are you from?
- I am from a small town in India called Churubusco.
- Churubusco?
- Churubusco.
- Yes.
- Churubusco
- Churubusco.
- What's your least favorite chore?
- Cleaning the bathroom.
- What's your favorite flavor of M&M?
- I would have to say peanut or peanut butter.
- Keeping in mind Judith Butler's
post structuralist argument
that gender is a performance based on cultural norms,
and absent of a biological foundation,
do you think that artificial intelligence,
which is inherently not biological
will ever possess the capability to gender identify?
- Yes.
♪ Getting to know your glove box ♪
♪ Hey, what you got in the box ♪
- Now it's time to play a little game
we like to call getting to know your glove box.
- Oh shit.
- Oh shit?
(upbeat music)
(laughing)
- You have nothing in your glove box.
- I have nothing in my glove box.
It's all in the back seat of my car.
- You have stuff all over your car.
On the floor you have an entire box full of other stuff.
Deodorant, Dungeons and Dragons dies, scissors.
- Protection.
- You just picked up a total stranger,
and left your protection item accessible to him.
- I'm slowly regretting letting you in my car.
You could have seen my car this morning
when it was a lot dirtier.
- This is a clean version of your car?
You have cigarette butts in your ashtray.
- I know, I know, please don't point those out.
- Is that an ashtray?
- This is actually the ashtray.
- Then why aren't you keeping it in your ashtray?
- You know, you gotta push the button,
you gotta wait for it to come up,
by then you're ready to smoke the next one.
I might as well just put them right in public
for talk show hosts to find.
- You have a through line
of not putting things in the right places.
- You know me so well.
♪ Drive in theater ♪
- Our next game is called drive in theater
where we reenact your favorite movie scene
that takes place in a car.
- Oh.
Great.
- What's your favorite movie scene
that takes place in a car?
- Um, do you have any suggestions.
I hate to be this person Alex, but.
- What person do you wanna be?
- Like I, I don't know.
- Have you seen Clueless?
- Oh I have.
- Where Cher and Dionne get on the freeway?
- And they like freak out.
- They freak out, you wanna do that?
- Let's do that, let's do it.
- Okay, oh shoot, oh shoot
baby you're getting on the freeway.
- I don't wanna get on the freeway.
(yelling)
♪ Do I have something in my teeth ♪
♪ Spinach popcorn piece of meat ♪
- Our next game is called do I have something in my teeth?
You ready to play?
- Sure.
I don't think you do.
I probably do.
I ate ramen earlier,
so it's probably still there.
- Ramen doesn't stick to your teeth though.
- The noodles could.
- Not like in your teeth.
- I guess you're right.
♪ Boost boost boost my self esteem ♪
♪ I'm dead inside ♪
Alex you have really good energy,
and I'm happy that I let a stranger in my car.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Oh that's fantastic,
that makes me feel great.
- I don't know if you get
the same response from anyone else, but.
- No, that's an unexpected segment
that I'm gonna start calling boost my self esteem.
- Yay.
- It'll help save me from my crippling depression.
- Oh no, maybe that's what I'm picking up.
- Probably.
- Maybe that's why I'm sad
and letting my childhood trauma come out too.
♪ Mobile selfie studio click click tag me ♪
- Our next segment is called mobile selfie studio.
- Let's do it.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Can I do your makeup?
- Uh, I trust you.
- Do you, why?
- Well you haven't stabbed me with the scissors yet, so.
- Your bar of trust is very low.
- I feel like you know me
better than half of my best friends.
- This has been a really sad trip.
Just a.
- I'll close that eye.
- So much smoke, whoa.
How does that look?
- I honestly, oh.
- You hold the mic.
I'll take the picture.
All right give your best duck lips.
Kerry thank you so much for coming on the show.
- Alex, thank you for having me,
it was a pleasure.
- And now we're gonna play one final game
called how are you going to get me out of your car?
♪ Let me get on down ♪