So Benny Moog's out there cutting some practice laps.
Do you reckon I've actually got this?
I don't know man, I'm a bit worried.
Like, I mean this is more modern I suppose.
Yeah, but that's turboed. Boost, coming through the corner.
Straight on the power out of the corner.
Yeah
It's gonna be close, I'm a bit worried.
I mean, this thing. Cause we built this what, about a year and a half ago?
It was a fifteen-hundred dollar car, and basically a
five-hundred dollar car to swap into it.
So, it's cheap and I'm normally quite confident because it's almost as quick as the polo around here,
but, that thing's actually got me a bit worried, actually looks quick.
It's quick
It's deceptive
Alright, well I'm gonna go have a go.
Wish me luck.
Give it your best man.
Ahhh, ****
[Dramatic Music]
This is it dude, it's time to say goodbye to the turd
Dude, the turd's not going anywhere.
The turd's a mad car and I like it
and I respect that you like it, because that's how Mighty Mods started right?
Yeah
But we've got to evolve, so this is it
That is not evolution, man
This is evolution, this is your new car
On three we're gone, that's it.
I'm gonna win this.
Are you ready?
On three
[Honks]
[Engine revs]
Oh my gosh, the turd is fast.
That is unexpected
That is so unexpected
He's literally
Wow, I cannot believe that
I cannot believe how fast it is
Back to second
Dig it in around the corner
Keep it nice and tidy
He is
That thing is surprisingly fast
Every time I get into a corner I think I've lost him, and then he's right on me again.
Uh, Marty's also got the experience of being on this track
A lot more than I have
Um,
I can't believe how quick the turd is, but man
It's a very very close race
This 1.0L turbo charged versus the 1.3 naturally aspirated
In the corners it's fine; in the straights he just seems to...
he's just all over me
All understeer no grip
He's still behind me
Gonna take this corner
Oh **** I overcooked that, oh no
I've got him! I've got him! I've got him!
I got him!
He's gone!
That's it! I'm in front of the blue turd!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna have him on this lap, though.
I cannot shake him, though. He is right on me right now.
Wow, that front tire is all over the place, I'm gonna catch him.
Man, he is right, right on my tail
It doesn't handle but ma-
[Laughing]
It's got three wheels!
[Laughing]
Wow this is just like Kei Car understeer everywhere
He's all over me like a rash that I got when I was at uni once
[Tire squealing]
Oh ****
It's on three wheels!
Whoa!
[Laughing]
Oh man!
I'm getting nervous
Oh where is he?
Where is he?
No! No! No!
Yes!
CHOPPED!!
Ah ha ha!
CHOPPED!!
He's got a bad line for this corner
I'm almost up his ***
I've got him!
He can't catch me now, I'm ahead of him by too much.
This is the last lap.
It's all or nothing now.
I've got to take this corner very, very well.
He's trying to get up the inside, but it's not working.
I just don't have the grip
I don't have the grip to keep him away.
My eco-friendly tires are not doing me any favors.
I can't believe how far over that car is leaning.
Wow
Whoa, almost lost it back there.
Trying to lose it now.
Last corner.
Oh no!
He's a **** I've won!
Yes!
Yeah!
[Game On-MOOG ft. Jon Elms]
Victory!
****! ****! ****! ****!
Yes!
[Music Continues]
This is bull****!
Dude! You got chopped!
This is bull****!
You got chopped man!
You got chopped by the blue turd!
One and a half grand of awesomeness!
What am I meant to do with this car?
It's yours now, buddy!
You got a two-wheel drive Nissan again, ha ha, ha ha!
I was trying to get this car for you, man.
Dude, I was trying to get you something you'd like.
That car is a tricycle!
That was on three wheels for most of the track!
It was actually like that!
Like, on three wheels!
What do I need to do Marty to make you get rid of the turd?
What do I gotta do?
Because it's time man, you gotta evolve.
Dude, you keep bringing all these really ***** cars to try and beat the turd, you're not going to beat it with anything.
If you can find a car for fifteen hundred bucks, or let's say less than two grand,
that can beat the turd, I will crush it
Whoa whoa whoa
If I can find a car
For less than two grand that can beat the turd
You will crush the turd?
I'll give you seven days, you've got a week to find a car for two grand that can beat this around this track.
It's undefeatable dude
It's a deal
I'll see you back here in seven days
[Music grows in volume]