WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
I KNOW A LOT OF YOU HAVE TRAVELED FROM OUT OF TOWN TO BE
HERE WITH US TONIGHT.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO MAKE DINNER PLANS WHILE YOU ARE HERE,
HAVE I GOT THE PLACE FOR YOU BECAUSE A COMPANY IS OFFERING AN
EXPERIENCE CALLED DINNER IN THE SKY.
RIGHT?
AND IT'S COMING TO L.A. WHERE YOUR DINNER TABLE IS SUSPENDED
150 FEET IN THE AIR, WHILE YOU EAT.
THEY'VE ALREADY DONE THIS IN LONDON.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> STRAPPED IN, A SORT OF CIVILIZED ROLLER COASTER OVER A
TEN-DAY PERIOD, LONDONERS WERE WELCOME TO TAKE TO THE SKIES FOR
A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.
TO FINE DINE WHILE SKY HIGH.
>> James: I MEAN THAT'S TERRIFYING.
LIKE YOU BETTER MAKE SURE, BECAUSE ONCE YOU'RE UP THERE,
YOU'RE REALLY LOCKED INTO THAT FIRST DATE.
SO YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE ARE STILL GOING TO COMPLAIN.
CAN WE GET ANOTHER TABLE, THIS IS A LITTLE BIT IN SUN.
SERIOUSLY, THIS FEELS REALLY DANGEROUS.
ALTHOUGH IT ACTUALLY FEELS MORE DANGEROUS FOR PEOPLE WALKING
UNDERNEATH.
LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO BE LIKE, COULD I GET ANOTHER FORK?
(LAUGHTER) AND AN AMBULANCE, WE'RE GOING TO
NEED AN AMBULANCE.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MORE THRILLS IN YOUR SUMMER TRAVELS,
MAYBE YOU WANT TO VISIT THE GOTHARD TUNNEL IN SWITZERLAND
WHICH IS THE LONGEST RAILWAY TUNNEL IN THE WORLD.
WHICH RECENTLY HAD ITS OPENING CEREMONY AND BOY, WAS IT A
CEREMONY.
TAKE A LOOK.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: LOOK, I'M HOSTING THE TONY AWARDS THIS WEEKEND,
RIGHT, AND EVEN I THINK THAT THAT IS OVER THE TOP.
NOW WHAT THIS WAS, THIS IS MEANT TO BE, THIS IS MEANT TO BE A
TRIBUTE TO THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON THE TUNNEL, RIGHT.
AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO HONOR THE BLUE CLAR CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
THAN WITH AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE SHOW THEY DEFINITELY WON'T
ENJOY.
THIS IS AN IMPRESSIVE FEAT OF ENGINEERING TRK IS ONE OF THE
MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED TUNNELS IN THE WORLD.
AND BASED ON THAT VIDEO, IT WILL BE USED PRIMARILY USED TO
TRANSPORT ECSTASY TO GAY NIGHTCLUBS.
BUT I WAS-- (APPLAUSE)
I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU THE END OF THAT VIDEO, I REALLY WOULD
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE TRAIN ARRIVED WHILE THEY WERE DANCING.
LET'S JUST SAY THEY HAD TO CLOSE IT FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
NOW IF YOU ARE GOING TRAVELING, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED YOUR
PASSPORT.
YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE A GOOD PICTURE.
IT IS ALWAYS DIFFICULT.
LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE EYE CLOSED OR MAYBE YOUR HAIR SAY
BIT MESSED UP.
OR MAYBE YOU COULD EVEN END UP LOOKING LIKE ADOLF HITLER,
RIGHT, BECAUSE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ONE MAN IN NORTHERN
IRELAND, RIGHT.
THIS IS STUART BOYD, OKAY.
JUST AN AVERAGE LOOKING GUY, THERE HE IS.
AND HE WAS SURPRISED TO SEE THAT THIS IS HOW HIS PASSPORT PHOTO
CAME BACK TO HIM.
(LAUGHTER) I MEAN REALLY, THEY REALLY HAVE
GONE FULL HITLER ON THAT.
THEY REALLY, REALLY HAVE.
I MEAN IRONICALLY THE ONE THING HITLER NEVER NEEDED WAS A
PASSPORT.
LIKE I DON'T THINK HE EVER STOPPED AT THE BORDER OF POLAND,
LIKE A-W-W, YEAH, I DON'T-- I DON'T HAVE MY PASSPORT ON ME.
HAVE I GOT ALL THESE TANKS, THOUGH, SO-- BUT EVERYTHING
WORKED OUT.
HE GOT HIS PASSPORT FIXED.
SO IF HE'S TRAVELING, HE MIGHT NOT WANT TO TAKE HIS CAT WITH
HIM.
(APPLAUSE)