Stop it. Just stop fighting. Stop. No, you are the worst person to say that Mac. Because if people stop fighting and posting problematic shit your gonna
having nobody. IM gonna lose my business
*cursed jumpstart sounds
MMMMM SOME GOOD ASS FOOD! ;) yeet
I need to stop doing this close up thing to my face.
I'd like to get past this point of my
career
I need to start looking pretty (✿❦ ͜ʖ ❦)
I don't know why i just need to like start looking like
PrettY
Making people feel inferior to my
BEAUTY
Maybe i'll finally hit two million
You never know. yOu nEveR kNoW!
Maybe that's how it works
What up squirrels.
It's your main raccoon
MAC
That was racist
So today we're gonna be doing some stupid shit
But like at the same time what's new
I was having a conversation with *mlelm* somebody
I don't know who I was talking too but I hope they were listening.
I think I was talking to myself
Then that was a lie because I don't listen to myself at all bitch
So a few days a ago I was just talking to the great void of existence *as usual*
About the universally collective things, the majority of us did while in elementary school.
And talking about the things you grew up on is trending right now so we're gonna do
*silence in gay*
We're gonna kill it basically. Were gonna kill it
So, as I was reminiscing about my past, something I never want to do ever once again in my life.
Please
This imagery of a game came into my head that I swear to god once in my life used to be a fever dream (?)
But I guess it's NOT
'Cause today we're gonna play it
Yeah, that's- that's how we're introducing this
Today we're gonna play a game that we all thought was a fever dream.
BASICALLY
Some of y'all probably like
"I nEvEr PlAyEd ThIs MaC"
But once I press start, b***h, y'all gonna be like
"Oh D**n , WaIt A mInUtE
"METH?"
And today we're going to play it
That's what you guys wanna see
Me playing children's games on my youtube channel
*Rethinks career
Maybe I shouldn't get two million subscribers
That's the problem
The game is called Jump Start
Shoulda led with that
Multiple grades to it
JuMp StArT pReScHoOl
JuMp StArT kInDeRgArTeN
JuMp StArT fIrSt GrAdE
ThIrD GrAdE
SeCoNd GrAdE
I think, maybe I don't know second grade was a blur.
Did that exist?
And now, today I am playing that for my channel...
*Rethinks life this time
When did I become so weird?
Just imagine the people on amazon being like
"Did this person literally just buy a game made in 1994?"
Hell yes I did bitch and I'll buy it again if I need to
Also HI I have a podcast now
I don't think I ever mentioned that at all
I don't think I've ever like *told* the youtube world
what's happening in my life, but that's something that
that I'm doing if you guys wanna hear
two completely opposite human beings talking in a microphone.
Mostly yelling in a microphone actually.
Then check out Messy w/ Mac & Mike
It's exactly what I just said
Messy as f**k so sorry Bitch you sloppy
and you're welcome. Shut up, I'm amazing
I took a week off sorry I'm back HII
Instead of coming right back after my apology
I did what every other youtuber does wait until that video
stops making so much traction and then make another one
to keep that revenue going you know what I mean? You know what I mean. (I really don't, Mac)
Lets just play this g*ddamn gAme
HERE WE GoOoO
and now we- OOooO -
Elephant: Hi my name is Eleanor
*gay confusion*
Eleanor: I'm so happy to see you! My classmates Casey, Keesha, and Pierre
CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY WITH YOU ;)
KEESHA?
KEESHA? Who's Keesha?
Who's Casey? Who are these people you just mentioned to me, bitch?
Okay, here we go we are playing...
This...
Broken ass game apparently
You see this shit?
WoW, 1994 bitch.
1994, my computers like
Da Fuq?
*Iconic Mac laughter*
I just f*cked up the screen so much
Eleanor: My names is Eleanor-
Shut the f*ck up
Eleanor: Can't wait to-
I'm just gonna click the door click the door shut up shut up
We're clicking the door, the door is clicked
and the game froze
Here we- Eleanor: I can't wait to see you inside!
Bitch, there's nothing there
Click on the what?
The- the bitch?
Hello? What am I clicking on? Hello?
There it is okay. Now we-
WooooooOoooOOOOO
gay silence in fear of satan.........
Eleanor: ENTER YOUR NAME IN THE SIGN IN
SHUT UP
Mac o-
Kay we're playing a busted ass cracked out Jumpstart bitches.
*Groovy ass music plays
*Groovy music ends :(
What kinda busted ass game is this?
God dammit
God Dammit
GoD DAMMIT
GoD dAmMiT
gOd DaMmIt
Have you ever just had your dreams like fall apart
And had to live the rest of your life miserably knowing your dreams never came to reality?
LIke you have such high expectations that just fall apart right from the get-go :,(
RIght from the start, you know?
Whether it be, becoming rich and famous or playing a preschool game that doesn't work with your computer system
Because your system's way too advanced for the 1994 software it was made to create.
*contemplation of existence and everything*......
WELL NONE OF THAT IS ACTUALLY COMING TRUE BECAUSE WE ARE PLAYING JUMPSTART KINDERGARTEN INSTEAD
advanced
ooo no child not me
EHEHEHHEHE
HEHEHHEHEHE
Let's just f*cking do this
It's not Jumpstart Preschool
We don't get to mess with little Keesha < ;) >
Or Jenea
Or DeAndre
Whatever they're names were I forgot
But instead we get
Sheneo <?>
Tyrone
Penelope
Demetri
Quandala Sykes
Demarcus
And Pablo
With they're little side-kick
Mister Niglet
Great. Let's play this
Game: Please enter a name-
Shut up
Now we gotta select a name
Also I'm playing with my headphones because...
I don't have any...
thing else anymore in my life
I guess I'm a DJ now guys
Is that your worst nightmare? We'll never know.
BITCH
TITTIES
That's kindergarten appropriate right? Yeah
Let's go. We're going in. We're going to eatin out that p*ssy
Asshole?
What ever you chose it's 2019.
WOOOOOO
Quandala Sykes: PiCk Me
BITCH SHUT UP SHUT UP
Demetri: THe PIctUReS wILl HeLP You-
Great
Demarcus: Pick Me. My friends and I will help you through the tough spots
Penelope: If you pick me, we'll play my drum.
We'll play his drum bitch
If we pick little Tyrone, (K thats his name now i guess)
He's gon let us play his drum bitch.
*Mac contemplating his options
I don't wanna get arrested so like no.
This is great and all. I'm glad you guys really want me to pick you but...
What are your names?
And why are all of you in 3D
But Mister Niglet right in the corner is like completely in cartoon.
Like what kind of racism
*JAMMIN YEEEEEEEEEET*
who's grammy?
Welcome racers!
Jumpstart fill (?idkwhatthefuckhesaid)
YEET
this was a bad idea...
the feels
heh
thanks for watching, like, subscribe and give Kesha a break
THIS IS THE PART WHERE THE ENDING MUSIC PLAYS. play it mama
skrrt skrrt
btch