- What? They have a tiny kitchen?
- That's a tiny kitchen. - That's really tiny.
- What's happening? What's that?
- (laughs) - Oh my god.
That's like a pinch of milk. There's no way that stove
really works, does it? - Oh, it does. Okay.
- Is that a pancake? - Are you making
a little tiny pancake? - Oh, she's making pancakes.
- What? Who thinks about this? - (laughs)
- That's adorable.
- Okay. Why?
- (React) Today, we are going to be trying and making
some tiny foods. - Yes! (laughs)
- Let's go. I'll make some tiny foods. - (React) Do you watch any
tiny food cooking videos? - No! I didn't even know
those were a thing. - Oh my god.
I did not realize how small this would be.
- Should I get in the chair? (laughs)
- This is crazy. I've never experienced this
or seen this IRL. - (laughs) What?
- Mmm, pancakes!
- Ooh, this is real maple syrup, right?
- Oh, boy. I feel like-- oh, no!
- Oh, there's a little fork and knife there.
Am I supposed to eat it with the fork and knife?
- (snickers)
- Mm. - Just-- oh, oh, oh!
Goodness. Okay. Okay, stop, stop.
- Tiny. - The tiniest pancake!
Wait. It just fell off my-- okay. - And then you're supposed
to pick these-- wouldn't it just be easier to go...
And then you're done? - These are like the finer things
in life. (laughs)
- What is that? - Is that chicken?
- Where do you get carrots that small?
- This makes me so happy. - What is this?
- I don't even know what this could be.
- Oh my god. We're making soup.
- Bro, that's such a tiny kitchen. - It's a tiny dumpling.
- Yeah, use a ladle. Yup, that's what you should do.
- That looks really good. Good chicken soup?
- I don't care what you say. This beautiful.
- What was that? Tiny...
- This is so small.
- (React) The tiny chicken and dumplings soup
from Tastemade's Tiny Kitchen, who arguably kicked off
the tiny food crazy. - This is adorable.
- Definitely tinier than the video.
- I feel like a little kid having a tea party.
Look at the size difference! - I don't think I can
use that spoon. It's a spoon for ants.
- So, here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna use your tiny piece of [censored] spoon,
and I'm gonna eat your tiny, stupid soup.
And I'm gonna eat the whole thing.
- (slurps)
- You see that? (laughs)
- I wish I could say what it tastes like,
but I don't even know. - But I can get one of these.
(laughs) - I'm so happy that this is
not real life for me. It's pretty close, though.
- I feel so calm. I feel very at ease.
- No! You can't! There's a-- I mean...
- Bottom's up.
- (React) Does it at least make you feel like you're a giant?
- No, it doesn't make me feel like a giant!
It makes me feel stupid! Why am I eating this? (laughs)
- Barbecue in a mini kitchen. - Oh. Oh. Oh, no!
- That's definitely baby corn and cherry tomatoes?
- Are they frying that for real? - Where do they get stoves that small?
- Oh, it's like a mini shish kebab? - Oh, this looks so tasty!
- They're a waste of time! - This looks like those samples
you get at the mall. - It looks just like
the full size skewers. - If these were on a plate
in a fancy restaurant, they'd be like 300 bucks, right?
- (React laughs) - I feel like this doesn't work
as much as a tiny food. - So, I'm gonna now eat this
like, I guess, as miniature God intended.
- Mm.
- That's good. - The other ones,
I wanna take small bites and eat it slowly.
This one, I just wanna, like... - I mean, they're good!
- This is really tasty, though. Y'all did a good job.
- I feel like I'm on this really strange diet.
- I'm not a Barbie! I'm 5'9"! I'm 200 pounds!
We don't eat food like that!
- Look at the little pot. - I don't even know
what she's making. - I just can't believe
these appliances work. - How do they get the pasta box
to be so small? - Mini pasta?
- Oh, it's spaghetti! We're making spaghetti.
- Bro, that's so-- oh my god. Small noodles too?
- Tiny cheese. - "Need more parm." (chuckles)
- Is that Alfredo or...? - Here you go.
- That has to be angel hair, because it's very thin.
- (React) It is angel hair
topped with fresh from the garden basil.
- What's the little chair for?! Just for [censored] and giggles?
- (React) It is! - All right.
- I don't even know how I'm gonna be able to eat this.
- Challenge one, let's twirl the pasta.
- Give it a nice tw-- give it a nice t--
give it a nice...
- Oh, am I supposed to elegantly eat this
and roll that-- it's not happening.
- Just give it a nice little twirl. - Sometimes I'm just very sloppy
and will just shovel it instead of twirling it
into my mouth. - Twi--
♪ (sad trombone) ♪
- Oh, there we go. We got one!
- Twirl! That's how you do it.
- Who am I to judge? (chuckles) I judge all the time.
Who am I kidding? I mean...
well, it's good. - You know, I'm just, like,
at a tea party. What's up, Mr. Snuffles? Mr. Wiggly.
- (React) Are you having fun? - This is great.
- That's such a tease. - I feel like this is
what billionaires do. - No!
It doesn't even make any--
Is this a Try Not To Get Mad? (buzzer)
- (React) Our next one is a little more DIY.
- Oh, fantastic.
- Is that a dishwasher? They have dishwashers now, bro? What?
- Oh, did they just pull that out of a dishwasher?
- Are those knives actually really sharp?
- (chuckles) Mini saran wrap and a mini grater.
(soft sizzling) - Oh, for crying out loud.
- Oh my god. It works. The sink works, bro.
- Oh, this is great. - I can't with you guys.
You're killing me here. - No! No way!
Mini tacos? - Tacos? (gasps)
- Oh, is this tacos? Are we gonna make some tacos?
- Tiny tacos. That makes so much sense.
- How do you get a mini tortilla?
- Wow, look at that artistry. Oh, can't forget the hot sauce.
- You're killing me. You're gonna make me
put together this goddamn bitty taco? - Yo! This is cool!
- (laughs) - Oh my god.
I have to put my glasses on to see the damn food!
- This is how you make tacos. - I wanna use the tiny spoon.
I don't wanna cheat by using my hands.
- Pinch a little tomato. - Get some cheese.
- Put on some cilantro and then guac.
- Sprinkle. I'm making the fattest mess for the tiniest food.
- There. (laughs)
- I'm so proud.
- Mm-hmm. - This is a really tiny taco.
- Look how nice and neat that is, huh?
- I feel like a kid again, playing house.
- Great. That was really cool. - If you have the time
to cook tiny food, you must have the time
to cook regular-sized food. That'd be way more enjoyable.
- I need a tiny broom to clean everything up.
- You know what? I'm done. I'm not playing
your tiny game anymore.
- (React laughs) - Just not playing your tiny
little game anymore. You know, when you get to be my age,
you have to pick and choose what information stays up
in your noggin, 'cause, you know, there's only so much room.
This one, I think I'm gonna go ahead and let go.
- Thank you guys so much for watching. - Did you enjoy this stupid
Tiny Food Challenge as much as I did?
- Let us know in the comments below. - And be sure to like and subscribe.
- Bye! Let's get some stuff done.
That's how you do this! - (React laughs)