I'm so excited to be here.
I have to tell you, I'm a huge fan.
Well, thank you!
Thank you very much.
I'm a huge fan of yours.
OK.
When I was 10 or so, I saw--
I don't remember what it was.
I think it was an HBO special where you were talking
about airplanes and something about the bathrooms being
so small, and they're making it as inconvenient as possible.
I just remember from then, I was such a fan.
So I'm excited to be here.
So thank you for having me on.
Thank you very much.
And Finding Nemo, how funny are you?
All right.
Enough.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
I'm sorry.
I just genuinely feel this way.
So I just wanted to say that.
We have you on to talk about you.
But I want to talk about Ellen.
No, let's talk about you.
You're just quite the popular gal, aren't you?
I don't know about that.
And you say since you were 10.
You've been in the business since you were about three,
right?
(LAUGHING) No.
Yes.
[LAUGHS]
Have you ever yodeled?
No, I don't think I'd be very good.
It's not that hard.
Try it with me.
[YODELNG]
Well--
Clearly, I'm not good.
No, well, it's harder than it seems.
I know!
It seems--
Not everyone can be as good as me.
Oh.
[YODELING]
So you're--
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
I'm-- impressed.
Don't encourage that.
So you have puppy names for me, I understand.
I don't know.
Tuffet.
Tuffet?
Tuffet's cute.
Bubbles is sounding better and better.
Parka.
Parka?
Parka.
Uh-huh.
It's unusual.
Yeah, it is unusual.
Listen, if that man wrote me a letter about Oakland,
he's going to write you about Parka.
I think it's cute.
I think it is too.
And do you have a dog?
Yes.
What do you have?
I have an Australian shepherd mix.
But she's getting kind of old.
That's what I think this puppy is.
It's an Australian shepherd mix.
Oh!
And what is your dog's name?
Betty.
That's my mother's name.
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
That's horrible.
Yeah.
No, it's--
But it's Betty like Betty and Veronica.
So you could also name the dog Veronica.
That would be cute.
Then they can be friends.
Yes.
That is cute.
Would they play together?
My dog's kind of bitter towards new dogs, like puppies.
Yeah, I'm bitter towards them too.
Oh.
Yes.
Yeah.
Nobody likes a puppy I'm finding out.
Oh, really?
No.
First of all, let me congratulate you
on the cover of Vanity Fair.
Thank you.
Look at this.
She's on the cover.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
Isn't that where I--
Yes.
There you are next to the Olsen twins.
How are they to work with?
They're really sweet.
I met them a couple of times.
But they're really sweet.
It was cool to do something where
you're with your generation of girls, so.
Yeah, that's what's cool about this issue
because it's all the generation of the new young actresses.
And on the inside, the poor people on the inside--
and look, who's on the inside here.
Look at me.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, that's great!
Yeah.
I want that.
That looks great!
They did a good job!
Yeah, thanks a lot.
So are you enjoying the show?
I am.
I'm having so much fun.
I'm meeting new people.
And I'm working with Jennie Garth, who's so wonderful.
We're like sisters.
Yeah, she's great.
It's a lot of fun.
And you're so talented.
Thank you very much.
And your show is still running on Nickelodeon.
Forever.
For the rest of my life I think that will be running.
It's so embarrassing because I was in such an awkward stage
of my life.
And so who wants their awkward stage broadcast?
It's horrible.
Let me tell you something.
You'll find as you get older, every stage is awkward.
[LAUGHS]
The older you get, you realize that it's awkward constantly.
And it never stops being awkward.
Oh, well, thanks for the sadness.
It's a warning.
And that's why I encourage yodeling because if you yodel,
you just won't care.
You yodel your worries away.
You yodel your worries away, exactly.
You are going to be a big, big star.
Thank you.
And I am thrilled to meet you.
Thank you.
Congratulations to all of your success.
I'm so excited to meet you.
Thank you.
Amanda Bynes.
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